If you were given 100 drives, in a NFL game, what would be your stat line?

Ok, so I have been pondering this and asking many of my friends.

I even asked the equivalent in r/Nbamemes

If you were given 100 offensive drives (see assumptions below), what would be your stat line?

Assumptions are as follows:

• Only offence, no defence — you never play on the defensive side of the ball.
• You are in your current physical shape, but fully rested — no muscle soreness/fatigue, full energy, fully stretched and warmed up.
• Your fitness/energy resets every drive — you’re fresh for every new possession.
• You can choose to play whatever offensive position you want — QB, RB, WR, TE, etc.
• You are surrounded by 10 perfectly average NFL offensive players — average O-line, average WRs, average RBs, etc. Think composite Madden 75s across the board.
• The defence you’re playing against is the exact same — made up of perfectly average NFL defenders.
• Your coach is average, the playcalling is generic, and nothing is tailored to your unique strengths or weaknesses.
• No special teams, just 100 full offensive drives starting at your own 25-yard line.
• You can do anything you want on those 100 drives. Take snaps, run routes, whatever.
• Home crowd advantage.
• The defence is locked in and they're treating this like it’s the Super Bowl.

What would be your final stat line after 100 drives?