#DallasCowboys Fish at 6 LIVE: Sam’s a FREAK, Joe’s ‘Ideal’ and #jerryjones is a Human Cartoon

#DallasCowboys Fish at 6 LIVE: Sam’s a FREAK, Joe’s ‘Ideal’ and #jerryjones is a Human Cartoon

jerry Jones is a cartoon character to which you’re supposed to respond “No spit Sherlock i’m Mike Fisher your trusty and trusted reporter this is the fishbowl it’s a TGIF thank god it’s fish.” With a handful of fish for dinner menu items that we’ll kick around with your help uh Jim Law is here tony Fischer is here indie Carim is here broken Halo runs the Uncle Fish store below and Sugar the producer of the show is over there watching Tik Tok videos of kittens on pianos danny S come on in to the Uncle Fish level of Cowboys Premium and away we go michael Parsons uh a couple months ago said it’s just not important to me to be the highest paid anything uh in this particular case he’d be he would figure to be he was always going to be in the market of being in the ballpark of being highest paid non-quarterback ever miles Garrett now Cleveland 40 million dustin Peterson thank god it’s straight dope time right dallas Johnson wish my name was Dallas Johnson what’s up Uncle Fish every night can’t wait till Fish at 6 uh we do it live fish at 6 every evening and we do it every morning breakfast at fishing at 8 a.m unless I don’t want to yeah Glen K you I think you’ve nailed it micah can say publicly as he did a couple months ago it’s just not that important to me 35 or 34 but I do think by the time you settle in evaluate your surroundings and have not only your agent but maybe oh I don’t know your mom tell you “What are you talking about?” You don’t walk into a car dealer and walk into the lobby of the car dealer and say “I’m here i I’m willing to pay the most money.” And so I think I think Micah has had an opportunity to rethink the idea and I I believe he said something to Clarence Hill about wanting to be the highest paid guy and really it doesn’t matter if he wants to some degree because he’s going to be i mean it’s in the Miles Garrett at 40 and Miles Garrett’s like five years older than he is in the end it’s okay whether it’s 39 or 40 or 41 it’s okay to you but Micah also pointed out in a visit with Clarence I’m paraphrasing the longer they wait the more it’s going to cost them it goes up now not on defensive ends pass rushers uh in the last week but this this off season it’s it goes up up and up and I don’t think Trey Hendendrickson’s going to get 40 in Cincinnati i don’t think TJ Watt’s going to get 40 in Pittsburgh but even if they got even if uh they get 33 let’s say what Jerry’s going to go to Mike and say “Uh uh Mr mecca uh now it’s 33 that’s the new uh just between us girl.” That won’t work it’s 40 and then wait some more it’s 41 item two Stephen White we’ve got uh depth at Edge get a load of this and uh this story is coming up in a moment at cowboyscountry.com where I demand no I ask no I beg that you’re all in cowboyscountry.com um let’s make a note by the way on the agent thing glen K uh David Amor is the agent for Micah and is the agent for that guy that’s that doesn’t mean you can’t and don’t sign the guy david M’s agents for lots of guys i saw somebody say “Well there’s no way they were going to get Nick Chub here because David M’s agent.” It’s got nothing to do with it they didn’t pursue Nick Chub because they don’t think he’s better than what they have disagree if you want to cleveland happens to agree david M the agent like Todd like most of them Todd Francis they’ve had all the conflicts with all the teams um on only the rarest of occasion this has happened in the NBA we just can’t deal with that agent and therefore I don’t look for that player landing here but that’s not an issue here the he’s a powerful agent very good at his job he’s done deals with 32 teams the Cowboys are not going to not deal with him uh and he’s not he’s he’s not going to punish the Cowboys because Jerry made a joke about him what he’s trying to do is get his client the most money and oh by the way get himself the most money too speaking of defensive end skills Sam Williams and we’ve I don’t think we’ve uh I don’t think it’s fair to say that I’ve that I’ve abused him here taken some abuse here that that’s a little bit much um it’s about his off the- field stuff and it’s and it’s about maturity if that comes get a load of this cowboycountry.com go read about it sam Williams tore his ACL and partially to his MCL last July 28th remember that that was a bad day here we are less than a year later and you know how they put the GPS things on all the uniforms and it so I mean they’re measuring everything they’re measuring your heart rate they’re measuring uh how how fast you’re running they’re they’re it probably measures your cholesterol and whether or not you have bad breath sam Williams 260lb defensive end coming off a knee just posted the second fastest speed on the team recorded during these mandatory mini camp workouts todd Peterson easy on the Todds love the show john Munoz Uncle Fish we can see the 75 member staff walking around in the reflections of your background lovely sugar do it again strut around native Jay Miles Sanders has been looking electric thus far that’s what I keep telling people mike C Uncle Fish Premium hey how do I get the circle in the star ask the fellas they’ll show you how love you Uncle Fish and family been going through a lot can always count on you to make me smile well that’s lovely and we’re sorry you’re going through the tough times uh we are we are here for you we are here for each other uh if you want to get in on that Discord thing by the way those guys are a gem uh so ask the fellas and they’ll show you how there as well um keep in mind as always and we don’t have as much of the even though we’ve got so many more um viewers and members and all the rest we don’t have to go very often and say “All right come on don’t don’t come on here and be a slap dick don’t uh you know don’t say naughty words and don’t do racist.” Uh and then of course we have our rule um don’t compare me to Skip that’s that may be that that may be the worst violation of all time but otherwise if you want to make fun of the size of my nose let me tell you something uh um it’s not a secret it’s as clear as the nose on on my face it’s a handsome nose it’s big so is my You know my head’s big how do you think I put all this information i got to put it in some filing cabinet somewhere my entire head’s a filing cabinet it would follow that my nose is by the way don’t ask me about my other body parts i’m married and I’m straight sam Williams miles per hour 21.4 miles hour vroom vroom this is a big man 21.4 how fast is that the only guy in this camp that did it faster was CD Lamb at 21.9 now obviously Cavante is willing is is able to do something but they’re measuring it they’re measuring how fast is this guy running and Sam Williams ranked in the last three days as the second fastest guy at mini camp and suffice to say you want to take this Kante you want to take this quarterback whatever you want to take sam Williams is got to be one of the fastest 260lb men in the world it’s a different galaxy here’s perspective saquon Barkley last year was 21.9 so if you lined up according to their GPS if you lined up Saquon CD and Sam Williams it would actually be a race i This should excite you squin Barkley is a breakaway running back and Sam Williams can run with him todd Peterson thanks for coming in rh Sam Williams athletically talented immature i think that’s fair i hope that he doesn’t wouldn’t mind that characterization it’s fair uh Steve points out don’t forget they’re not wearing helmets and pads equip that’s right but can we all agree that the point is the same when you run that fast I don’t care if it’s the underwear Olympics you’re fast spiral is Sam Williams still on team apparently so since I just gave you his GPS MPH apparently so and yet I’m not sure up and where he’s going to play mike Parson’s best edge rusher in football arguably donovan easy most prolific pass rusher in college last year had 17 and a half sacks dante Fowler 10 and a half sacks in Washington put Sam Williams in position to succeed mark P I’m more interested if Sam Williams can get off blocks and read and react and bring down ball carriers i’m not i’m not you’re asking Sam Williams to be a run stopper no let’s just let’s get him healthy and let him run around and by the way speaking of the mental let’s not put him on SP I You run that fast you’re 260 and you you can run like Saquon Barkley no wonder I’m putting you on special teams except you don’t know what you’re doing move him inside too small he’s not He’s not that guy he’s a He’s a pass rusher born to it um Tony Montana love you fish i know there’s nothing about Listen it’s been all these years fish I don’t like your eyebrows i don’t care dak Prescott says “We need our enforcer.” And I’m just going to leave it unless you’ve already read the story at cowboycountry.com who’s he talking about guess away we need our enforcer in 2025 says Dak fire away alan right Fish i can’t imagine you looking anywhere i can see me getting a little nose Bob having a cute little nose no dustin Booker uh Dustin Peterson great guess booker vinnie Hagen tyler Smith great guest t-zilla micah great guest randy you’re uh that’s what a fascinating thing we need our enforcer zack Martin can you please come back sandra Kirkpatre has been around here for three years thank you Uncle Fish for what you do happy Father’s Day to my hubby Don happy Father’s Day to you and all the fathers in our fish family i’m going to repeat this happy happy Father’s Day to everybody it’s this weekend can’t wait to see the uh my guys a special a special happy Father’s Day shout out to those of you men who are carrying a little bit of an extra load because your ex-wife is a [ __ ] put that on a Hallmark card i’m going to put that on a Hallmark card and write it to myself yeah he’s talking about Big Biscuit we need our need our enforcer Big Biscuit jake Ferguson i don’t fully get it um we’re he’s talking about a a physical playmaker at tight end I guess i I don’t think of Jake Ferguson as an enforcer but they do by the way um a lot of stories this week national from the Nationals and the Casuals could end up being the starting tight end he can’t even be the number two tight end item dak Prescott guarantees the Micah Parson’s contract will get done and he’s right i guarantee it too uh we do want to know the how much we do want to know the win let’s say this um Micah’s adviserss and I and I I know that I know that Mike Florio at Pro Football Talk thinks he’s a Micah adviser i I don’t think Micah even knows who he is he’s got advice for him every day i’m not saying that he’s got Dak in his ear i’m saying they’re very aware of each other’s circumstances has anybody in Jerry Jones’s 82 years he’d been doing deals since he was seven years old has anybody in the last 75 or so years beat Jerry’s ass at the negotiating table like Dak Prescott twice so when Dak speaks on knowing his way about the negotiating table Micah pull up a chair dax’s won twice micah’s going to win and he’ll probably win another one too omari Rigosa hey Uncle Fish you’re awesome brother really appreciate you and I appreciate getting my Cowboys info for the best source there is straight dope no bulge and uh we goof around a little bit little song little dance little salt in your pants next week the project we’re working on as Marsha makes me take a day off the Dallas Cowboys the four coaches the four running backs the four receivers the four defensive backs Mount Fishmore which four guys in Cowboys Lower get to be on Mount Fishmore and uh we want you to participate in that of course yeah um the point hopefully Mike gets done before TJ Watt but TJ Watt’s not getting 41 million right John Lowski Uncle Fish Premium Brevin Spanford sir is a physical enforcer he can block he’s gigantic he is the number two tight end today so uh you can take your schoon questions and put him back in the silverware ware drawer barry Griffith fine friend of the show Cowboys experience very confident that Sam and I bet you Barry Griffith knows Sam a little bit very confident that Sam will have a great season i know personally he’s worked uh his butt off this year and um and Shotti says the same thing run the ball Uncle Fish Premium uncle Fish I’m checking in one more time i’m at my son’s graduation but I wanted to check into the fish report oh boy happy Father’s Day to you you’re a peach no I’m just kidding run the ball you’re God’s grand but why don’t you not tell anybody that you’re doing that uh I assume that you’re running like running off to the bathroom saying you have to go to the bathroom and then checking out the show and that is permitted on Father’s Day it’s your day week end and finally we all know about the Netflix special the Jerry Jones Netflix special it’s done the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader not that one oh the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader show is also coming out it’s out now and we’re going to watch it and it’s fun it’s good it’s not good it’s fun okay there’s a difference well the Jerry Jones Netflix thing now keep in mind on this the NFL and the Cowboys and Jerry had a hand in this so it’s not it’s not going to there’s not going to be much gerry bashing know what I mean kurt S is all publicity really good publicity there’s no turning back on Jerry’s profile and I’m going to prove that in a minute i don’t blame if you want to do a Netflix documentary and have it be be honest slash positive right who wouldn’t want you’d want that right you’d want it for yourself you’d want it for your business you want it for your legacy so sugar I don’t know if I told you this they talked about having me in it right and now I’m interested to see who what media people are in it what’s it called uh Jerry Jones Netflix obviously they won’t but I mean I can go through a list of guys i go “Okay if he’s in it if he or she’s in it then I’m fine i won’t be offended help me out here sugar.” Brad Sham you put Brad Sham in a Jerry Jones documentary and have him you know stand there a talking head brad Sham and you know we all know the drill we’ve all seen these things and others i guess I better stop right there but I didn’t I didn’t make the cut i’m on the cutting room floor sons of [ __ ] my What about my What about my legacy cowboys for Life it’s called America’s Team is that That sounds right the Gambler and his Cowboys Chronicles there you go there you go uh I I have no doubt that it’s going to be extremely well done and that it’s going to paint Jerry in a positive light look at the uh the Enigma thing Aaron Rogers he was in charge of it he he called himself an Enigma look at the Tom Brady roast on Comedy Central oh man why did Tom let himself be subject to that because they paid him $21 million that’s why Randy Menitch Dale Hansen throw Dale Hansen out there you want to hear the people who are in it because it’s not many are there media well they’re just people rattle it off loud george W bush Robert Rupert Murdoch wow troy Aman Dion Sanders Jimmy Johnson EMTT Smith and Michael Urban okay so if you’re deciding you know we could do Mike Fiser or we could do George President Bush it’s all yours George um here’s why here’s why you can’t escape now that you’re Jerry you can’t unjerry it there’s another show coming out that’s going to include Jerry Jones kind of Adult Swim you familiar with that it’s a cartoon oh yeah yeah they’re creating a new little sitcom cartoon sitcom called Keeping Up with the Joneses and it’s about a family that tries to keep up with their wealthy Dallas peers they live next door to Jerry so this is the Newberry family is going to be the family and then the neighbor is Jerry you follow me no I’m not i don’t Jerry is going to be lampuned in a cartoon think of it as it’s The Simpsons but the neighbor’s Jerry okay and it looks like Jerry and it’s Jerry uh he’s and and the big story on it says it’s not going to be his voice no you’re not it’s not going to really be him he’s not you no it should be you should do it uh uh Mr uh Mr adult Swim just us girls it should be me i know um he’s not the voice be actor but you know what they might want to ask him i’m pretty sure they’ve done that i don’t know it’s Adult Swim it’s not Netflix if you asked Jerry Jones would you come in here i guess it depends how how big his role is who even knows where Adult Swim is on their TV not me the kids the kids nowadays well I don’t know um but to to close I already know the answer see Bill Smith knows what Bill Smith is rattling off things about Adult Swim bill I don’t They should have stuck with Sam Hyde i have no idea what you’re talking about steve Fish you you need to do the audio book and Jerry should do your book i know Rick Charlton they already have a Jerry Jones comedy guy in the cartoons it’s Mr burns of the Simpsons dustin Peterson let’s uh send uh let’s send a petition to Adult Swim to get Mike Fischer i could just be Mike Fischer playing myself or I could do multiple i’ll do myself and I’ll do uh Jerry uh fill in the blank jerry’s Netflix login is uh just join us girls the punchline obviously of Jerry to his critics and even his friends the punchline to Jerry being a cartoon character is that Jerry is a cartoon character fish out

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