#DallasCowboys Fish at 6 Live Report! The Midnight Fight and Top 10 Takes!

#DallasCowboys Fish at 6 Live Report! The Midnight Fight and Top 10 Takes!

cowboys nemesis Old Stinky is shutting it down i’m Mike Fischer your trusty and trusted reporter this is Fish at 6 Live uh for those of you who listen via the podcast Tony Fischer points out tonight by the way we got Broken Halo working the Uncle Fish store below we got uh Jim Laws taking care of the six bongs on the wall for those of you who embibe and uh Indie Car Tim is hanging out here as well and Tony Fischer points out this is Fish Report Cowboys podcast number 1000 woo give me some balloons 10 items and here we go at cowboyscountry.com right now we got the story up uh th this is beautifully written the subject is Brock Hoffman a Cowboy fan favorite he’s rough and he’s tough and he shows up early and he stays late and he puts eye black all over his whole face and it’s a video of him working out getting towards midnight the midnight fight and while uh we could be a little cynical I mentioned the other day you know the idea of um when you show up early for work and you stay late for work make sure the boss sees it if you’re a pro alete videotape yourself and put it on social media to show what a hard worker you are but uh Brock Hoffman is putting in the time there’s no way anymore that he’s good enough to start here and how good is that no offense to him um this by the way is pending uh the idea that Tyler Gayton can actually play and start at a decent level in the NFL item two so they’re doing that tight end U tight end university and it just started out being a bunch of tight ends working with each other now it’s a made for TV event and uh Taylor Swift is part of it what yeah because because uh Travis Kelce is part of it a couple cowboys are also part of it chris West by the way goes into the Uncle Fish store uncle Fish the best Father’s Day gift I ever got three pillow cases from the Uncle Fish store wow sleep with the fishes diddly diddly dink that’s right i just came up with that the pillow cases in the Uncle Fish store are primo that’s what they say scott Lynn Uncle Fish Premium I got my number two pencil let’s take some notes alan right tony Fischer you need to join Discord yes um Curt Sift has a tight end yeah Kelsey what i I don’t get it so two Cowboys tight ends have been invited to TEU and one of them obviously is Big Biscuit Jake Ferguson and the other one’s not Scony wonk wonk somebody uh somebody must be reading cowboyscountry.com the tight end tight end university must read cowboyscountry.com because we’ve been saying for about a month I think the number two tight end here is Brevin Spanford sir quiet Wyatt I want to get on that Discord how do I do it sean Stevenson Uncle Fish Premium Uncle Fish I made it live i need my straight dope and my no bullsh you also maybe need your ball cap from the Uncle Fish store but that’s another story straight dope no [ __ ] so now it’s like now it’s everywhere now even all the other tight ends know it and I’m not not going to make this bad on Sconey um I’m in too good a mood let’s make this good on Brevinspan for John Fton i thought looked pretty good in the second half of the season doesn’t look as good as Brevin Span Fudge sir who’s going to who’s got a scholarship to TEU cam I want a fitted cap uh in my younger days my response would be and I want to have sex with Raquel Welch you don’t get everything you want Cam by the way at the time I was probably 14 and Raquel Welch was probably I don’t know 34 so what the hell did I know i’m 14 i’m s I’m such a m an old soul such a mature spirit that when I was 14 I wanted to I didn’t want to have sex with her i wanted to marry her i didn’t know what sex was i wanted to marry Raquel Welch when I was 14 sugar by the way is out of town so don’t tell her item three Stinky’s retiring after this year enrique for Cowboys News I only listen to Uncle Fish and Bosch and Bratus fantastic uh I’m I’m honored to be in that uh in that trio thank you for that old Stinky he’s going to retire after this year and in his big lecture announcement he mentions you know I’m going to have a lot of fun this what a what a great way to go out with Mike Tomlin and the Steelers and all that that’s that’s great and then he started talking about how fans and media are such pests and what a how difficult it is to be in the spotlight and you know um you know he’s he’s married to somebody now that doesn’t want to be in the spotlight and how you know why do people poke and why don’t you leave me alone and he’s giving this speech while he’s on national television on ESPN on Pat McAfee appearances that he gets paid a million dollars for stinky this is the George Clooney rule if you don’t get to have it both ways now I’m not talking about people climbing over your wall in your backyard and banging on your door i’m not talking about people robbing your house i’m not talking about people even coming up and spoiling your dinner but every penny that you’ve made Stinky is because of the fans every penny if you just played for the love of football you would just go do it in the park with your friends you play for money and I pay the money that you get i do and Steve does and Mike Paris does and Marcus does and Allen does and John M we pay you so don’t get mad at us because we’re interested in you professional athlete it’s your job curt S rogers claims he’ll disappear when he retires i and Ro I will take that bet i want to be left alone when I retire I’m done you’ll never see me again except you know I helped produce that movie about myself Enigma on named it myself Enigma i I want you to watch the movie on Netflix because that makes me money and and except but so but otherwise I don’t want you just leave me alone but watch my movie also um I want you to listen to my insanely offensive conspiracy theories but otherwise leave me alone and then I want you to vote for me for vice president but otherwise leave me alone what an a-hole a-rod a-hole item four cd Lamb was at that fanatics thing and he used one word to describe what 88 means to him legacy and you remember initially he he didn’t want 88 here and he was kind of urged ordered to take it and you know it’s not like Antonio Bryan can tell you you get 88 you don’t automatically become Drew Pearson but it worked for worked for Dez there really wasn’t a necessarily a legacy before Iran but here comes Irvin here comes Dez and now here comes CD Lamb legacy uh John Fton didn’t Aman say he’d disappear on a ranch after he was done playing i don’t remember that but it is the kind of thing that you think you might want to do until you realize Aman included they’re going to pay me $20 million a year to go on Monday Night Football if I take the job on Monday Night Football 20 weeks a year for $20 million I can spend the other 50 weeks i I could be on the ranch or I could be in the mansch i can spend a lot of time in Malibu or I can spend a lot of time in Monaco that’s the reality of it that’s what really happens troy Aman when when did he retire from football what age was he and we’re never going to see him again at age 30 whatever he was age 32 we’re never Ridiculous ridiculous he He’s got too much to give in Awin’s case it was at least going to be all over the Dallas charity map and in Aaron Rogers case I hope he somehow does some good as well uh JT not even Favre was able to go hide no because uh he couldn’t keep his pants up among other things aaron Rogers might not have a pants problem but Aaron Rogers was like engaged or dating a model whose dad is a billionaire owner of the Milwaukee Bucks the race car lady Danica Patrick and the actress who seems like she doesn’t shave her armpits whatever her name was tell me what So Aaron Rogers last three girlfriends oh and Olivia Mum there’s four his last four girlfriends were models billionaire girls race car drivers and actresses but I don’t want to be in the spotlight what an idiot he’s just such a hypocrite item five collusion um Jay Novichek you know what you guys are bringing out how Jay Novichek he went to the ranch he did and Mike Parish I don’t know about Jay’s hunting show all I know about is Jay No the Nate Jay Novichek show on the radio with me which was all about hunting and fishing which we did for a couple years back in the 90s 95 95 96 that’s all I know have I told you this story i’m going to tell you this Jay Novachek story and after I tell you the story a minute from now if you go it’s a pretty good story fish then you must hit the like button there’s going to be uh 10,000 two million people that watch this video uh please hit the like button in one minute so I’m on 570 Cliff starting in 1995 uh we’re top top six rated radio show of any sort uh including Spanish radio including um Kiss FM the whole shooting match the ticket too and I go to Novach i say “You should come on and do a radio.” Uh yes shayen Woodley i think she doesn’t shave her armpits correct me if I’m wrong those of you who are in the know and I go “Uh Noah you you should come to a radio show.” He goes “I don’t I I don’t I don’t want I don’t have anything to talk about all I want to talk about is hunting and fishing and ranching.” I said “Yep that’s what we’re going to talk about.” And so we pretty much did we pretty much did a show on hunting and fishing and ranching on 570 Cliff i think it was every Friday half hour show we go to a restaurant whatever and I go “Okay now I got to go to the sales department and get the money how much do you need to get paid and instead of asking how much what’s the going rate he goes “Can you get me a tractor?” I go “What do you mean?” He goes “Can you get me a like a big John Deere lawn mower and tractor?” That’s what he wanted for his payment and that’s what he got michael Cox so fish you hunt fish and ranch no I just hosted a show on it but it was good it was good because it was so Wasn’t good because of me it was good because it was so different the Jay Novachek show not about football yes one of the finest uh radio shows in Dallas radio history and now you can hit the like button so um Mike Florio last night Pro Football Talk he twe he tweets a tease tomorrow he says Tuesday it’s going to be incredibly big news buckle up your jockstrap sports fans and you know I know Florida a little bit and I’m watching this going I I bet you’re wrong i bet there’s going to be big news about something that you care about and I guess the big news is there’s been a ruling or the courts or some that the that NFL owners they’re guilty of collusion they are what you mean they they occasionally these guys these billionaires sometimes sit in a room together drinking their Johnny Walker blue in complete privacy and every once in a while say why do we not give all the quarterbacks guaranteed money dumb Jimmy Hasslam and Cleveland why Why don’t we stop that you’re like “So they don’t get a little drunk and ever say that?” Because I think they do i think they do i know they do and furthermore and here’s where Florio no offense to him he he he you know he loves this stuff he doesn’t understand that you don’t you don’t care and the easily explanation why you don’t care is it’s an argument first of all if it’s even an argument it’s an argument between millionaires and billionaires why do you care and second of all that’s what the players association is for i don’t care chris and Raisin Sack and Michael MP and Steve and Ste you don’t care let the NFL players association care and guess what their members don’t care this union if you can call it that will never go on strike again because on on a selfish level with all due respect they have they have a four-year shelf life so I’m gonna I’m gonna go I’m going to go on strike with my union and maybe lose one or two of those years of my four years so my my next generation can get guaranteed contract not only MP do you not care they don’t care otherwise they do it yeah if you got news about a Cowboy player being suspended the rules around here is you have to provide the link and if you can show me the link I I I can find out live if it’s true i can almost guarantee you I can find out live but you got to give me the link or I because I’m I’m not otherwise I’m not going to waste the text make sense an argument between billionaires and millionaires and not even the millionaires care so why should you care steve quarterbacks need their own salary cap separate from the regular salary cap agreed and something else i’m all for guaranteed money i mean I’m all for them getting everything they can they literally risk their necks entertaining me so get guaranteed money but it’s got nothing to do with me that’s that’s that’s your fight uh I I you know if I need a lawyer I call my lawyer you You have your lawyer if I needed a union I’d get in a union you have your union and by the way why does this union never do anything why does the NFL PA never do anything never win anything never succeed at anything that’s right there’s three reasons one because they have a raisin for a brain two they have raisins for biceps and three they got raisins for balls item six uh I can’t remember who wrote this somebody is suggesting that suddenly Sam Williams is expendable no no um the hardest thing to find in the NFL is a quarterback by far what’s the second hardest thing to find i say I say it’s somebody that can go get and it’ be nice if he can do other things too somebody that you can’t block who gets to the quarterback and disrupts games uh finding a Micah Parsons finding a Miles Garrett those are the hardest things to do so and this organization dating way back has actually been pretty smart about this i need all of them yeah left tackle used to be and still it’s high on the list but there’s more there’s there’s more guys in the NFL that are close to being great tackles left tackles than there are guys who like we have to totally game plan around that pass rusher in fact um you know who’s catching up phil philosophically here in the NFC East is the Giants they’re doing some of that and you know who’s falling behind there i don’t know if the Eagles and the Commanders will suffer the Commanders pass rush is not good not going to be good and the Eagles are trying to piece it together no sam Williams i mean and I got I got Micah i got Dante i got Easy i got Sam i’ll take all four of them i’ll take all four of them i’ll keep all four of them if Sam Williams doesn’t get his act together and get his head screwed on that’s different then he’s not going to last very long in the league but Sam Williams is doing all the things physically he he looks physically very impressive more than ever uh and I’ I’ve watched him work with Brit Brown i mean I’ve watched him run and cut he’s going to be fine physically get your head screwed on tighter and you can be really fine as a football player too i’m not giving that away absolutely not item seven so there’s some worry about Dion Sanders health semi friend of the show now there’s a video i think his son Junior put out the video um and it’s uh it’s he I think he’s on a fishing boat with Travis Hunter and so if you know if Dion’s out fishing maybe with Jay Novichek uh then I’m gonna take that as as he’s on the road to being okay and getting ready to go back to Boulder deion Sanders of course now famous for being on the Mount Fishmore of Cowboys defensive backs you’re welcome prime time no the Cowboys aren’t trying to trade for Travis Etion uh and I actually I actually did contact somebody on this because I looked at I looked at Google the other morning and there was like like 20 of them Cowboys eyeing elite thousandy rusher i’m going who what when where why and how and it was all about Travis Etienne and it’s all bullsh the Cowboys are not eyeing a trade for Travis Etienne um by the way nor do they need to be at this time let’s get to training camp jangly superstar bellcow running backs also hard to find nowadays $5 pitch in Once Upon a Time sean Alexander Ricky Williams Leenius Thomasson uh uh Adrien Peterson all relics now how many of those guys are there now let’s work on this together saquon Barkley right every down bellcao do it all don’t have to take them off the field catch the ball pass pro short yardage there’s one yeah obviously Emtt Smith is one active guys now chris McCafferty is two thank you JT and u they they think he’s fine physically we’ll find out there’s two regina DK Mechaf of course plays wide receiver jason uh offensive have changed and so our running back’s value has changed uses has changed king Henry’s three i Gage I agree with you i’ll go with Mixon on that they don’t they don’t need to take him off the field uh Dean Graham wants Kamara in there okay barely there’s five and of course Bejon there’s six even though weirdly they take him off the field is Josh Jacobs in that category because that would be seven jt man I agree with you and I got killed the other day because I said this wrong and I was wrong in how talk about how Bejon isn’t all that because they don’t and I and I what I should have said is he he hasn’t been all that he kind of was last year but over the course of his career hasn’t because Arthur Smith used him wrong and let let the other guy play half the time so yeah I don’t know dean Grant I think Aaron Jones I think like there was times when they benched him last year pard run ball i’ll go with a no on that naji he’s now a backup so that’s a no he will end up backing up Omaran Hampton with the with the Chargers uh Genty Johnny Luxury says will be so you know there’s seven eight there’s seven or eight of them um Bucky Irving in Tampa might become that so I don’t So it’s not dead the part that’s dead is how many of those guys uh are are like James Cook I want $15 million and the team says okay three of those we’ll see if Bejon it becomes four when he’s due item nine uh Fox Sports put together its big list 25 the best 25 NFL players under the age of 25 adam everybody’s hit the like button are you yeah I am would you please would uh How about that how about 18 people hit the like button is that too much to ask i don’t believe it is joey you might have four of those kind of running backs in this draft with Genty or Marion i got two i got two joseph oh oh JT jonathan Taylor injuries but and you know I mean do we throw the guy in the trash because of injuries do we cross him off the like Chris McCaffrey he played four games last year maybe he shouldn’t be on this list uh Quiet Wyatt with Kenneth Walker except they give the ball to Shaw half the time johnny Luxury where’s Deuce well one two three four counting the fullback five six string deuce six string that’s where he is uh McNet uh Caleb in Pittsburgh except he hadn’t taken over for Warren yet so I think it’s a shorter list than we think especially if if we’re if we’re making Saquon the bar then then to me maybe it might be Squan and Bejon and if Atlanta’s smart they’ll let Bejan be Squan stephen White the deuce is loose maybe cut loose all I know about Tyler uh Smith not being in the top 25 under 25 there must be 25 really bleeping good players in the NFL because I I don’t know that there’s 25 better young players i mean I I’m not going to make my list it’s it’s all it’s the end of listical season it’s football season coming but there’s not 25 young players in the NFL better than that guy he’s already he’s already all pro uh Joe Klein Uncle Fish who’s your all-time favorite interview in terms of a go-to guy it’s not even close it’s Michael Irvin i when I needed something that’s where I went and I still do in terms of like wow factor a lot of it I go back to the radio um we would have Jim Brown would come on a couple times a year carmen Policy would come on whenever I asked dennis Green used to come on like as a regular guest uh Don Nelson used to come on all the time switzer used to come on unpaid the funny Switzer story is he would I think he was on the ticket every Tuesday at whatever at 11:30 he’d go on with the ticket on Tuesday on 11:30 and they’d pay him $50,000 and then when he hung up the phone he’d call me and come on my show for free but without any question uh the the one that’s like you interviewed him would be that one um Muhammad Ali is I don’t I’m not saying it was the greatest i man I wish I wish I had that on tape i’m not saying my interview was great i’m saying being in the presence of Muhammad Ali who was supposed to like come by and do two minutes then he end up hanging out for 35 minutes or something uh I I’ll go with I’ll go with the greatest as the greatest Bill Woodfish what’s time best time to visit camp um they land on the they land on the 20 I think it’s the 20th hold on a second um they land on the 20th so that’s that’s the uh arrival date the Jerry Jones glory hole press conference is the 21st uh I would say if you want to see guys in pads just guessing now this is just my guess maybe Sunday July 27th would be a good day to watch guys in pads deal deal item 10 uh Fox Sports did something for all 32 teams what’s the one word to describe their situation one word and we can play that game give me one word to describe the Cowboys situation run the ball do they really call it the Glory Hole press conference no i’m the only one that calls that because I’m more clever than everybody else they should it’s just an oil and gas term everybody uh Fish said Allan are they going to have a fan night in Oxnard not that I’m aware i I I don’t think so uh obviously it’s it’s open and it’s free come on in but I don’t think there’s a special experience there i’ll give you my one word culture that’s the word it’s been spoken of there’s There’s no word that’s been used more in this building under Shotti culture culture culture culture and I hope it works because the the the talent is what it is and the coaching is what it is and luck is what it is and the opponents are what they are can you control culture we’re about to find out and that’s the word fish out

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