Only real football fans know Manti te’o 23 comments Dude is t’eo-ing hard My guess is Miles Teller Except he didnt meet his girl online he met her when he was hallucinating on a darkness retreat. He just like me fr I thought the internet had already decided Aaron is married to another man? He probably married his hand like Mayor Adam West did in Family Guy He probably married himself or has a Companion robot like the movie…  Bro married his AI chatbot. Sheesh guys, it’s in his pocket here hence the headphones. Currently it wants him to have his new mother in law over for July 4th weekend. MIL is a Nespresso. It’s gotta be a dude Someone should tell him you can’t marry an ayahuasca hallucination I don’t know why everyone is so obsessed over this. If he wants to protect Joe Rogan’s privacy, that’s his right. She goes to a different school I hope whatever this turns out to be is the most embarrassing hilarious situation as possible.  His right hand is clear as day in all three images. Bro… What would be great is if he was *TRULY JERKING*, feeding into the bullshit and just absolutely lying about all this… That’d really cement his legacy. Inb4 people make this about him needing the spotlight when it’s literally paparazzi taking his picture on the beach and he had nothing to do with it She lives in Canada, you wouldn’t know her She’s in Canada. You wouldn’t know her. I know this is a meme and all but the “News story” is literally the problem with news media Rodgers was talking about on the pat McAfee show. Yall are all concentrating on his wife not being there and what not. The real headline here is that he still uses wired headphones.  You don’t mess with the Zohan x Little Nicky Go IRISH ☘️ Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
He probably married himself or has a Companion robot like the movie… 
Bro married his AI chatbot. Sheesh guys, it’s in his pocket here hence the headphones. Currently it wants him to have his new mother in law over for July 4th weekend. MIL is a Nespresso.
I don’t know why everyone is so obsessed over this. If he wants to protect Joe Rogan’s privacy, that’s his right.
I hope whatever this turns out to be is the most embarrassing hilarious situation as possible. 
Bro… What would be great is if he was *TRULY JERKING*, feeding into the bullshit and just absolutely lying about all this… That’d really cement his legacy.
Inb4 people make this about him needing the spotlight when it’s literally paparazzi taking his picture on the beach and he had nothing to do with it
I know this is a meme and all but the “News story” is literally the problem with news media Rodgers was talking about on the pat McAfee show.
Yall are all concentrating on his wife not being there and what not. The real headline here is that he still uses wired headphones.
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Dude is t’eo-ing hard
My guess is Miles Teller
Except he didnt meet his girl online he met her when he was hallucinating on a darkness retreat.
He just like me fr
I thought the internet had already decided Aaron is married to another man?
He probably married his hand like Mayor Adam West did in Family Guy
He probably married himself or has a Companion robot like the movie…
Bro married his AI chatbot. Sheesh guys, it’s in his pocket here hence the headphones.
Currently it wants him to have his new mother in law over for July 4th weekend. MIL is a Nespresso.
It’s gotta be a dude
Someone should tell him you can’t marry an ayahuasca hallucination
I don’t know why everyone is so obsessed over this. If he wants to protect Joe Rogan’s privacy, that’s his right.
She goes to a different school
I hope whatever this turns out to be is the most embarrassing hilarious situation as possible.
His right hand is clear as day in all three images.
Bro…
What would be great is if he was *TRULY JERKING*, feeding into the bullshit and just absolutely lying about all this…
That’d really cement his legacy.
Inb4 people make this about him needing the spotlight when it’s literally paparazzi taking his picture on the beach and he had nothing to do with it
She lives in Canada, you wouldn’t know her
She’s in Canada. You wouldn’t know her.
I know this is a meme and all but the “News story” is literally the problem with news media Rodgers was talking about on the pat McAfee show.
Yall are all concentrating on his wife not being there and what not. The real headline here is that he still uses wired headphones.
You don’t mess with the Zohan x Little Nicky
Go IRISH ☘️