Cleveland Browns Debut New Matte “Alpha Dawg” Helmet Live On The Pat McAfee Show

Cleveland Browns Debut New Matte “Alpha Dawg” Helmet Live On The Pat McAfee Show

If you look to the left here, it’s been kind of hard to focus on this entire thing. Brownie from the Cleveland Browns is here. That is that son of a [ __ ] Bring some cookies. Sucks every time he’s here. What’s he What is that? Pretty good little march here. I like a good mascot. Think he’s going to talk to you. Con man. Is that a bomb? If he talks to me, then that’ll be the last thing he does. It does have a What if that blows up and everyone dies? What if that What if that’d be tough? Where’d you get that, Brian? Carry on our legacy. Wait, is is Miz going to jump out of this box? That would be awesome. Do what? I’m the Miz and I’m a Is that Is Miz in here? Oh, maybe. Okay. Maybe. What is this here, pal? What’s going on here? I see the clock in front of it. There’s Yeah, watch the basketball. So, I don’t want to trip you. Clocks. Time right in front there. Mhm. Uh-huh. What was this? What was this? What was this? Ronnie, you’re doing a little bit balmy. That was a little bit of a bombie. Oh, there we go. There we go. Okay. Slow. Jack. Slow. I like that he doesn’t talk like that whole blooper. What’s in there? Anything? Hey, man. We’ll find out. Dynamite. How you doing? Who’s your quarterback? He doesn’t know. One, two, three, four. Only got four fingers. That’s interesting. You made an adjustment there at the end. Perfect. That was a really good play out of you. You know Blooper, Brownie, you know Blooper, the Atlanta Braves. The Atlanta Braves mascot. Got those big ears. You can’t hear [ __ ] Do you know Blooper? Sounds like he’s got something. You know, you would know, right? That guy’s a fraud. These things talk, Connor. These things like the gossip. Not supposed. No. No. Did you say handshake? Wow. Nice. Who won that? I didn’t brownie. I didn’t see it cuz his head. I gave him one of these. So he looked up here and I shook his head. Good. Hey, we did not talk to you. We saw it happen there. Appreciate you, brother. Respect. Respect. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We got dab it up. Hey, let me get a dab. Brownie, come on, man. Come on, Brian. [Applause] That can’t happen. I got it for you. Brownie. Brownie. AJ. He’s Ohio guy. He’s Ohio. Look at his fingers. Ew. Dirty. All right. Brownie out there in the yard. Thank you, Brownie. Eating poop. So, this is going to go. This is going to blow up. It’s going to blow up. Eating poop. You brought you brought a dog out there in the yard. No. No. Gloves. No gloves, buddy. Ladies and gentlemen, we are under Oh, [ __ ] Did the clock disappear? Turn red now. No, it turned red for death. I can’t see it from where I’m at. 40 seconds. Fire. Oh no. Let me know when it gets to 30. Would you rather be dog poop or human poop in there? Dog human for sure. 30. Love human poop. Who doesn’t? Get my ball mitt on just in case. Don’t trust the BR. I just need to tell you. What’s it at right now? Just hit 20. 18. 17. Check my eyes. 16 15 14 13 12 11 10 Good luck to everybody. 9 six I’ll jump on it. Five boys. I will jump on it. Thank you, sir. Two one. It’s unlocked. It’s close. Shoot him. We missed his run. We missed his run. Oh my god. The lock did pop. I thought it did on its own. Oh, it’s helmet. The new Cleveland Brown helmet. Okay. Okay. So, Brownie, um, what? This is the alternate helmet. Is this thing going to beep the whole time, Brownie? Or Sounds good. It’s still beeping. Shut that goddamn thing up. Your ears are massive. It must sound [Laughter] Well, this is the last one we do here with Brownie. Thanks for coming, Brownie. He’s only got four fingers. Brownie, I got good news for you. Don’t worry about any of that. Don’t worry. Not as Jesus is still. Yeah, the only thing that’s left standing. Jesus Christ. Of course. I think that’s good news for the new alternate helmets for the Cleveland Browns. Uh, how often will we wear this this season? How often will we be wearing these? Three times. Wow. Three times. Okay. These are beautiful. What color uh jersey probably will be worn? Same color. Oh, we’re going color rush. Okay. Oh, brown. What is that? We like this. Yeah, it is a matted brown. Obviously got to earn your orange stripes out there in Cleveland. I mean, that’s what you got to do. Brown, are you getting one of these helmets on that big ass head of yours? Congratulations. This is uh really cool. I like all the alt uniforms, alt jerseys, alt helmets. I like the way the NFL creates. Mhm. And this one is called the Alpha Dog. Great name. Yeah, I’m just getting now getting information here. The Alpha Dog. It’s a helmet that features a matte all brown shell, a brown stripe between two orange stripes in the middle of an all brown face mask. This will be the first time in the history of the organization that a brown helmet will be worn. Wow. Cleveland Browns wearing a brown helmet. First time ever. Uh, respect that. Alpha dog embodies what we set out to be as a Cleveland Browns. Leaders of the pack. See, that’s a mascot. You see what I’m saying? That’s a mascot. Bros. Bro, right there. Do it again. Get right in his face. Right in his face. Please. John. See alpha dog. No flubs. That’s a mascot. We’re excited about this new alternate helmet and the ode it pays the rich history of the color brown as part of our organization. switching it up from our iconic orange helmets, said JW Johnson, who’s the Cleveland Browns all uh executive vice president and partner. Those are cool. These are the Alpha Dogs. And uh as the presenting sponsor of Alpha Dog dude wipes, that makes sense. Makes sense. Okay. All brown. Remember, they were going to give away 100 grand for a punt return. A brown streak cuz it’s never happened. Still never happened. initiated its one-of-a-kind stunt on Lake Erie with a covered object on a 20 foot barge 100 yards offshore from Huntington Bank Field yesterday following the announcement of the alternate helmet today. The object was unveiled to be a large inflatable dude wipes and browns brown helmet to help bolster excitement. Okay. Yep. And it did. It did. I’m [ __ ] pumped. So pumped. I can’t wait to watch you guys aren’t going to stay there anymore cuz you’re moving away from the city. Yeah, you guys are moving a little bit into the suburbs, huh? Don’t moving on up. I don’t care. You guys still going to have dogs or not up there in the suburbs? I mean, he’s got our favorite player. Pat. All right. Rock, paper, scissors right now. Jerry J. Am I keeping this helmet? Rock, paper, scissors. Rock, paper, scissors for the helmet. Pass the three. What about the box in a table? And all my [ __ ] bro. Yeah, you knocked over Olympic gold medalist Tyrese. Don’t worry about it. Don’t worry about Don’t keep your four fingers, eight fingers. Sorry. Don’t Don’t touch [ __ ] a touch of a that an advantage. What should I throw? What should I throw? I would throw you always start scissors. I I would throw scissors because he can’t really make scissors would be hard for him to throw. So, I’m a guy who throws rock every [ __ ] time. Yeah, I think I think that’s all he’s got in his bag though. No, he can do scissors. I don’t think he can. I don’t know if he can. Big ass ears. He might throw plate or something like that. That’d be a good move. Satite with the ear. That’s what his ears look like. AJ, he’s not going scissors. Best of three. Four fingers. We don’t know if you can even throw scissors. Oh, he just Now you know he’s not throwing it. Oh, you wouldn’t do that again. Look at You’re an elf. You got a little baby brain. A big head though. Big head. Hey, I’m throwing rock. Go back to tree. I’m throwing rock to you. I’m throwing rock right now. Mine. I dare you to throw those scissors. Aren’t you supposed to be blue? It’s rock, paper, scissors, shoot, right? I’m throwing rock. What are you throwing? Oh, we’ll see you out there. He won’t. He won’t. Rock, paper, scissors. Shoot. Oh, you said we’ll tie. You said he said we’ll tie. Okay, smart. I’m doing it again. Are you doing it again? Are you doing it again? I’m doing it again. You guys always Are you doing it again or no? I’m throwing rock. Rock, paper, scissors. Shoot. Yeah, you’re a liar. You’re a piece of [ __ ] Wow. Elves can’t lie. They die if they lie. I’m throwing rock again. What are you throwing? Scissors. You’ve told me that twice now. You You haven’t thrown it yet. I like this guy. Got a little throwing. He’s got a little moxy. You know why he has moxy? No words. Yeah. I don’t like that. I can’t see. You can’t hear face. You know, I would like to be able to see, you know, the soul in there. You know what I’m saying? What are you throwing? I also don’t have souls. You’re throwing scissors? No, they don’t. You’ve lied to me twice, though. All right, I’m going to throw a rock up again. Or am I? Oh, here we go. Game seven. Game seven. Swing off. This is a one swing swing off. Ready? What we live for. This is for It’s for the alpha dog. We need that helmet, man. It’s for the alpha dog. We need it. He won’t throw a rock every time, would he? You think I would? No, I wouldn’t do that. What are you throwing? Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Son of a You ready? Oh, he threw his teeth. What a first rodeo. Hey, I’m throwing I’m throwing rock. What are you throwing? Scissors. Sticking with it. Thank you, sir. Yes, that was a great game. Battle there, Skip. Thank you, buddy. Cop. That was a great game. That was a great game. Good luck this year, Brownie. That was a great battle. That was really a good battle there. Holy [ __ ] How tall was it, Brownie? Uh 65ish or Oh, okay. 65. Good luck all four of your quarterbacks. 65. 66. Good luck on these new helmets. Great performance today, Brownie. Judy said what’s up. Go Brownie. Yeah. Tell Jerry Judy we love him. Yeah. Tell Blooper. He said shut up. You don’t know. Bloop. He said he did. That was a big win. Yeah, he was huge. Yeah, that was a good game. Dude, throw that helmet on. It’s yours now. It was hard. I couldn’t see, you know. Oh, yeah. I couldn’t see him. It’s tough. And Brownie had good pizzazz there. Yeah, he really did. He He had He had solid. It’s got the thing in it. Never mind. Oh, it’s fake. Yeah, it’s a fake. A shocker from that organization. Brownie. Brownie is a good mascot. I like Brownie. These are a lot cooler than those Indianapolis Knights uniforms we saw last year. She grew up tall and she grew up with them Indiana boys on Indiana. It’s a great jersey. What are you talking about? Yeah, they got the Well, just like your helmet usually matches the jersey and stuff. Well, it was a daytime game cuz they didn’t have any prime time games cuz the state franchise at the time. But now we’re all the way back so it doesn’t matter. Those are cool. Browns never having a brown helmet. Yeah, that that feels weird. That’s crazy. I guess the orange is pretty iconic. [Music]

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