Cardinals After Dark 7/25

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1. haha…of course

2. Winning sure is fun

3. Saw the K but I need the *real* Maton highlight, please

4. Big night for trade values! Let’s go Mikolas and Hels!

5. Anyone else here ready to see Flo Rida

6. I’m confused, I thought Mike Shildt’s leadership would make the Padres to destroy Oli’s unmotivated scrubs. What happened?

7. White Sox playing like the 90s Bulls in the city connects. I hope they wear them all weekend.

8. What’s the point of rooting for trade value and losing when this team is 1.5 games out of a wild card spot?

9. https://preview.redd.it/we4yg7ssh4ff1.jpeg?width=280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3c94f116dfe3541e54e1930c6274445ea0d609a

   Such a silly sport

10. Mike Shildt still does not have a series win against the Cardinals.

11. Oli Marmol out managing Mike Shildt… say it ain’t so!!

12. Need Hels to have a couple more actually serviceable performances to jack his price up

13. Miles was hitting 96-97 tonight… where tf has that been??

14. Before this series started all one of my San Diego buddies would say is Noooobody gives a F about the cardinals.

    I told em good luck – I won’t say anything about your Padres till the series was done. Here we are halfway 😂

15. We still should sell pieces like Helsley and Maton; but it’s always fun to see us win!

16. Miles Mikolas is a Florida Man

17. Trade Mikolas now!

18. # [WINNER!!!!!!](https://twitter.com/cardinalsgifs/status/1681131016394788865)

19. Great pitching tonight for both teams. We get our 3 runs on an infield out and a great piece of hitting by Winn hitting a tough low pitch for a two run double. Happy for Miles. He takes a lot of heat but keeps himself in great shape and takes the ball every 5 days. Great relief again!!!

20. Kindly asking whatever bad spirit has taken over Arenado to piss the fuck off.

21. Romero has given up *checks notes* 1 run over the past 3 months

22. Yay! Timmay! Timmay! Timmay! Pack it in Timmay!

23. That game was crazy fast

24. “Yeah guys lets trade Miles” GTFOOOO

25. What Soupy Sales said

26. Go Cards! Crazy night at work but fun as hell to see customers cheering again after that woeful stretch. Wins are wins, that means our keepers and our trade assets are doing well. Fuck Mikolas but also firm handshake and well done, Mikolas, here’s a cold one on me.

27. Yay! Vanilla ice cream

28. I guess this is what .500 teams do. Go Birds though!

29. “Just when I thought I’m out, they pull me right back in!”

30. Mikolas 5 IP, 0 ER. I told you he’d eventually find a nut.

    They need to release him now because he’s not going to do it again, but he found that nut.

31. Once every 4 starts ain’t bad I guess, Mikolas.

32. John Denton reports that the last time Cardinals pitchers allowed 11 hits and still tossed a shutout was August 24, 1943, against the Braves, 1-0 in ten innings.

33. Imagine if this team suddenly just goes lights out, becomes *the most pissed off team in the league*, starts ripping off W after W, and just SURGES back into the race?

    I’d utterly laughy ass off

34. Wow, Nick Kurtz hit four home runs for the A’s tonight.

35. Miles heard yall talking shit about him and decided to light it up

36. 

37. Outhit but picked up the shutout and more importantly the win 😀💪🏻👍🏻.