This Looks Really Bad For the Pelicans
Just a few years ago, the New Orleans Pelicans had one of the brightest futures in the NBA. In fact, the Ringer ranked them number two in the entire league for their young assets. They not only had guaranteed future stars on Williamson, but a ton of picks to build with. But now, in just a few short years, they ruined everything. A bleak future and the present is even worse. Season predictions just came out and FanDuel has Nola at just 29 and a half wins. That is the fifth lowest total just above the Hornets Wizards Nets in Jazz for a team that considers themselves win now. Win now you’re going to be a mess. But how did it get this bad? How did they take one of the brightest futures and ruin it? But Well, it’s got to start with Zion. Now, he is just one piece of the puzzle, but a gigantic piece. The kid was supposed to be a no doubt superstar, but has become the biggest headache since Ben Simmons. Constantly injured or out of shape, but the Pels actually had a rare opportunity to move on, a unique chance with his contract. So, because Zion was unreliable, he got a very team-friendly deal. Only 20% of his money is guaranteed if he passes six weigh-in checkpoints throughout the season. Then 40% kicks in if he plays at least 41 games. 20% for 51 games and the last 20 for 61 games. But last year he played 30 games. So the Pels could cut him owe a little bit of money but wipe his final two years off the books. Do you know how many teams would die for that? Like the Bucks are now paying Damon Lillard 23 million a year for the next 5 years cuz he didn’t have that kind of contract. But the new Pel’s executive, Joe Dumars, said, “You know what? We have been too hard on this Zion kid. All he needs is another chance.” So, New Orleans just guaranteed his full contract for next year. Dumar said, “We’re going to continue to go forward with him as the face of our franchise.” Now, I told him we’re going to do this, but there’s responsibility and accountability that comes with it. How many times have we heard that? And is there really accountability? He just got rewarded again for playing 30 games. So, I am sorry, but when Zion’s out again and Jordan Pool is the face of the franchise, no one’s feeling sorry. And here’s the man himself recently showing vacation picks with his friends, at least he’s resting this off season. But why did they do this? Well, the fear is that Zion is going to suddenly get healthy and be an all-star somewhere else. See, winning that draft lottery was maybe the best moment in franchise history. Remember that clip of the ticket staff going nuts when they got Zion? It must be really hard just to let that go. And after all, in those 30 games last year, Zion maybe played the best basketball of his life. Dude averaged 25 points a night with seven boards and five dimes in just 28 minutes a night, but again, just 30 games. The alternative is constantly living in fear and uncertainty from a guy who has not shown the maturity of a superstar. But not only is Zion a shaky investment, they have now doubled down on his success. Like betting your life savings on a horse that’s never finished a race because he looked good in warm-ups. Why would you do that? Well, on draft night, New Orleans got young guard Jeremiah Fears at 7, but they had their eye on another lottery pick. Problem was, their next selection was all the way down to 23. So they traded all the way up to 13 by sending that 23rd pick and an unprotected in 2026. One of their most valuable assets. It’s the better first of either New Orleans or Milwaukee. Don’t know if you’ve seen the Bucks lately. And for that they picked Derek Queen, a center who struggles on defense and shooting. Two pretty important skills in 2025. But forget Derek Queen. They traded their 2026 unprotected. That means if the Pels suck next year, the pick goes to the Hawks. And do you remember what their win total was? The Pels may have very well given up a top five pick in a loaded draft for Derek Queen. They need Zion to stay healthy. So, what genius did this? Well, the Pels hired Joe Dumar and Troy Weaver to run the front office this summer. Both guys led the Pistons into the ground. Now, yes, Dumar did put together the 04 championship team, but his last six years in Detroit were a disaster, but this is what happens when your franchise gets viewed as like a black hole where careers go to die. You don’t get top free agents or leadership. And by the way, while we’re on the topic of picks, they also traded the Pacers first round pick back to them right before Tyrese Albertton got injured. Now, that is just plain bad luck, but not this boneheaded Derrick Queen move. But a big part of that horrible win total is the Dejante Murray injury due to his Achilles and is going to be out all next year. But they lost that trade regardless. The Pells had to send out two first round picks for De Jante and a guy that they just threw in Dyson Daniels has now become the best young defender in the NBA. And that is not to mention dealing CJ McCollum’s expiring contract for an extra year of Jordan Pool. But do the Pelicans actually have now the worst future in the NBA? Well, there are four other teams that might have it worse. First, the Suns don’t control any of their first round picks until 2032. So, even if they suck, their picks are going somewhere else. Oh, but they’ve got Devin Booker. Yeah, but they just missed the playoffs with a healthy book. And Kevin Friaking Durant. And are we sure about Devin Booker? I mean, dude is now in his prime and missed the postseason. Generally, top 10 championship level guys. Don’t do that. We thought Book was one of those guys. Maybe not. Next is the Chicago Bulls who might have their own picks, but for some reason, a terrible front office no matter who they hire. Like the last 20 years, no matter what, it’s been bad. Like, can you believe they still have Nicole Vousvich on this team for what? So, you can win 39 games and make the playin. But this team always either holds on to the guys for too long before they trade him or they get a terrible return back. Like Alex Caruso for Josh Giddy and no picks when OKC had a million picks to throw in or Lonzo Ball probably could have got a pick. Instead, they waited and just got Isaac Aoro. Next, we’ve got the Brooklyn Nets who are like three years away from being three years away. Who is the best player on their team right now? Michael Porter Jr. They need to pray to get lucky in the draft next year cuz they got no plan B. Like speaking of luck, they got lucky when KD and Kyrie randomly chose them because they wanted to play in New York. But now imagine that happening again. I mean, now that the Knicks are good, I don’t think any big free agent wants to be a Net. Now, I would also not like to be a Kings fan, but what about the Bucks? Like when Giannis eventually leaves, they’ve only got one of their first round picks in 2032, which means that the Giannis trade will have to include their own picks back, which kills their leverage in any Giannis trade. But until then, it’s going to be really hard to build a team after that damn disaster because they owe him about 23 million the next 5 years, which is like having a starting caliber player who never plays a game for 5 years. So, if we rank the worst futures in the NBA right now, I would go Suns one, Bucks 2, then Pels, Bulls, Nets, and Kings, which is pretty crazy for a Pelicans team that had one of the brightest futures just a few years ago. But big things are happening in LA right now this offseason. The Clippers have had an amazing summer. They got John Collins basically for nothing. Brook Lopez, great backup center, and now Bradley Beal. But what about the Lakers? LeBron’s upset about how they haven’t done much this summer, but actually the Lakers might be done with him.
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The New Orleans Pelicans had one of the strangest offseasons in the NBA. This is a look at the decisions that were made and how it might doom the franchise going forward.
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Zion representing KFC more then the NBA these days
According to Zion Williams, we drop to 240. He had run as fast as a NASCAR driver, and his head would be above the rim. He would win the league MVP award.
Dude has an annoying high pitched voice
Send him to the Clippers!
Zion is a bum and Pelicans losing franchise. Sell the team.
What happened to your camera quality?
really bad ? when did Pelicans ever good since they drafted a bench warmer for their first option π€£
Bill Simmons has a point. Why does anyone want to visit a mediocre basketball team to see Zion dribble? Thereβs three factors why I think New Orleans needs to be relocated.
1. The Pelicans name sucked
2. They have been declining in attendance for years.
3. Zion Williamson is no Anthony Davis
Meanwhile Houston Rockets recovered in a couple years after Harden π
Zion has the talent to be a top 5 player but to me it looks like he only wanted that first contract. I don't see him as someone who wants to play basketball for a living, he just likes the lifestyle that comes with NBA money and has the talent to stick around.
Bro i thought this Zion guy was suppose to dominate the nba or sum shit
The sunken cost fallacy is strong with this one
6:40 Kobe was doing that during the 2000's
Joe Dumars? More like Joe Dumbass!
Joe Dumars π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
Trade Zion for pennies to the grizz so the pels can watch Zion beat the dog shit out of every with a good guard and a supportive city.
I called it years ago.
Zion would show signs of greatness. But ultimately, a lazy bust.
Too bad.
I bet the pelicans will be a top 4 team in the west idk what you are thinking they just got Jordan Poole
There will be no Giannis trade
Are you ok?? I dont think so. This one of the DUMBEST TAKES ive ever heard in my life. Genuinely! The suns are the worst? You mean the team with a top 3 SG in the league just entering his prime? The team that just had the best overall draft in the nba! Getting KM at 10 (best center in the draft!) Working the 2nd rd draft board like they were flippin ninjas to get (by many insiders boatds) a top 15 to 20 player in the draft in R. Flemming, and then getting the best shooter in college the last 2 seasons in KB at 41!
They got one of the best young coaches in Jordan Ott.
They are looking to be in line to trade for JK from GS
Already have 2 good young players from last draft in Dunn & Oso!
They might not control their picks in the 1st rd for some yrs but they still do have picks at least!
Yea that young team is the worst?
Stop it man! Truly pathetic!
Joe Dumars is too nice guy for GM. Like only niice guy on infamous bad boys pistons
if PG and Simmons had guaranteed money, then zion deserves guaranteed money.
Get The Pie On Williamson is a franchise player. McDonald's franchise
Zion the gigantic piece πππ 1:44 he is gigantic in real life too
What else are the Pelicans supposed to do? With the new CBA rules, it makes WAY more sense to build around Zion rn than it does to tear it all down
i think its time to give up with zion
Zion is averaging 3 hamstring a seasonπ π π
The nba needs to stop give players the buttlick
"He's just 1 piece of the puzzle but a gigantic piece." πI see what you did there. Also Zion would probably eat the puzzle.
Glad Dumars isnβt my teamβs gm.
also he wasnt injured im not gonna say who but the pelicans made him sit out and told him they will guarantee the money because it was a lost season, wasnt his fault and he was down for it.
zion dont gaf about playing with the pels, hes there for the EZ bag!!!
dont be throwing shade at jordan poole. his last season in dc was insane. He may be one of the most technically sound player in the nba or atleast really high mechanical ceiling
The bulls are still filling up the United center off the Jordan era which the franchise spent some money on that last 3-peat and they're never spending that kind of money again
It's not looking all that great for the Hornets or Blazers no time soon either
Stupid AMπππ
If healthy Zion is unstoppable you tripping tripping
The offseason 'got my boy scrambling for content . ….
You was hating on Danielβs now he the best defender in the league ππππ
Nogs nog, shocking!
Casey , been a minute. How's Lebaby?