#DallasCowboys LIVE Fish at 6 Report: Bland Goes UP, Guyton Goes Down
Deron Bland arrow up. Tyler Gayton going down. Right. Dope. No bullsh. Mike Fischer here on your Dallas Cowboys. Welcome to the fishbowl where we will give you five items tonight. Five items on the fish for dinner menu. Uh and um the bland news is good stuff. The gayen news not so much. We’ll cross our fingers there and we’ll keep you updated as we go. We appreciate that you guys uh follow what we do at cowboyscountry.com. You have many of you found me at Tik Tok as well, whatever that is. And now we have launched our Substack as well and you can see the uh the links and whatnot below. Uh Substack, we’re having a ball there and it’s a another great way to go have a conversation. There’s long form writing there. Um boy, it comes fast and you get it in your email. So go check it out. It’s uh Fish Sports Dallas at Substack item one starting offensive lineman goes down. Uh he was uh Tyler Gayton first round pick of course last year down for a time needed medical attention. got up under his own power eventually and then was kind of one of these deals, you know, guided to the locker room with the help of Micah Parsons who um make himself useful in his tennis shoes and his sore back and his hold out as he waits for hold in as he waits for a new contract almost certainly going to pay him over $40 million APY. So, it looked like Gayton just got rolled up on and um not necessarily serious, but we’re going to uh cross our fingers and hold our breath. Uh Enrique, Steel hurt, too. Steel deal with that that ankle, but remember, Steel did participate uh at some level yesterday. No word yet officially from the team on the nature of the injury. Gton, as you know, second season, he’s he’s remade his upper body, uh, changed his diet, got a little more serious. Kids will do that. Jeffrey Hawthorne, Uncle Fish Premium, I’m with you, old-timer. Rub some dirt on it. Or if that doesn’t work, tape an aspirin to it. But we will uh keep you posted on what’s going there. Of course, started 11 of 15 games last year. had his ups and downs as he as he was trying to figure out what in the world he could do. The Cowboys think they do have swing tackle depth there and uh and so they will play around uh at left tackle with uh some possible options. Of course, Rob Jones, as we told you this morning, a broken bone in his neck in the offensive line. He’ll miss two to three months. So, yeah. Um Steel’s got a bum ankle. Gayton limps off and Rob Jones is out for three months with a broken bone in his neck. Those of you who are saying you’re kind of piling up in the offensive line, yes, that is fair to say, Zack, good thing we’re deep on the offensive line. It’s true. You might not be great in the offensive line, but you’re deep in the offensive line. That much is so. By the way, uh I cannot uh cannot go through the program tonight with without making some thank yous. First of all, thank you to Marcia for putting up with with what we do here. Uh it’s insane what you demand of me and I appreciate her uh and the fish family very much. I appreciate 75,000 fish heads being a part of that fish family. And as I mentioned, Substack, Tik Tok, uh Twitter, and cowboyscountry.com undergoing some changes. Um but we’re really excited about kind of just taking charge of our own deal. Also a shout out to Lifetime Roofing. Lifetime Roofing uh in North Texas. 30-year in the business, familyowned business. Uh the V family running the show at Lifetime Roofing. 972-9317898. Lifetime roofing. Get your free estimate. Lifetime of protection. Lifetime roofing. Phone number. Roofing. Not roofing. Lifetime uh roofing. phone number 972-9317898. Good friends of uh what we do here covering the Cowboys and the Fish family. Item two, missing cowboy practice and somebody mentioned you should go through the CBS list. I’m going to go to CBS, find the injury list. Why? Why would I go? Shouldn’t they come here? Diddly diddly dink. Yeah. Um Deuce Vaughn, we mentioned Rob Jones. Matt, well, let’s go. Not ready. Paris Campbell, as you know, not serious, but uh he’s not ready. Brevin Span Ford, sir. Yeah, he can be out um couple weeks. Uh with the And that’s a high ankle sprain there. And then of course, Diggs Parsons, Siobhan Revel, Josh Butler, Kalin Carson, and Kenneth Murray. I think coming back um after the birth of his baby. Item three, Dion, age 57, semi friend of the show, just beat cancer. uh he said it was bladder cancer. Now there’s some interesting uh Dion related um web extensions on the web here. Uh Mr. Adventures Fish plans on the new Substack site in relation to YouTube. Enjoyed producing it today. Yeah, no changes in what we do at YouTube except it’ll all be it’ll all be meshed together. So, you’ll be able to get some video stuff there. But the our the YouTube our commitment to YouTube is uh is unchanged. No issue there. Josh Blae with the $5 pitch in Fish. It looks like Tolbert another year of not a route separation guy and Mingo looks like he’s having an excellent camp. I think Tolbert is your third guy, but I’ll I’ll agree with you on this much. Uh Josh, we know the ceiling on Tolbert. I think we know what it is and we what he is is okay. We do not and they don’t have any idea what the ceiling is on Mingo. And that’s why I call he he’s the mystery trade. They didn’t know it when they traded for him. 6’2 220 second round pick. Scott got pedigree. Still young. Uh he’s done some things in this first week of camp. He he’s going to play you would think a great deal in the preseason. a lot of mingo in the preseason partly because, you know, they they they want him and they need him and and what but they they want to prove themselves right. And I don’t blame them. I’m not I’m not ripping them for that. They want to prove themselves to be right. Hot boy, welcome to the Uncle Fish Fish in level. We love to have you here. I appreciate you. Uh yeah, you can uh you can be a part of what we do here on all kinds of powerful levels. Heisenberg is in here somewhere, too. I just saw you. Thank you, Roger Sman. Picks will have the most receiver touchdowns. Sorry, CD. You got all the catches in the yards. H in terms of being a deep threat. I I I’ll give you this one. He might have the longest touchdowns. George Pickkins. That one. I’ll go with Sean Farley. What’s the news on John Stevens? Uh, speaking of tight ends, as we have Brevin Spven for sir out for a couple weeks, he’s practicing. He had a couple too many drops early on. I mean, you know, this is his opportunity to go do something and I would say that he would not get off to a great start today. Not get off to a great start. Uh, Enrique Spoonaker’s playing well. Revan Span Ford, sir, is better. Uh, Revan Span Ford outdid Scooney in OTAAS and mini camp. It was clear had a good camp. That’s good. Roger S. Turpin for a thousand yards as a receiver. VJ, can we discuss the grenade dance? Let’s do that. So CD Lamb, oh, and then we’ll get back to Dion in a moment. So CD Lamb and George Pickins have been practicing. So one of them is going to score a touchdown. Then they’re going to, you know, do this and then they’re going to take a what appears to be a hand grenade and they’re going to pull the pin and then they’re going to throw it over their shoulder and then they’re going to run. And it’s plenty cute and funny to some. The NBA has dealt with this. Morant of Memphis, they find him $75,000 over the course of the last year cuz he kept doing hand grenade and bomb and gun stuff. Uh I would argue that in this climate, this is me. Well, you know what? It’s not just me. It’s also the NFL because they’re going to get fined if they do that. and CDs already said, “I’ll pay the fine.” Okay. In the in the climate in which we live and I’m old and I’m gray, but I’m deish devilishly handsome. Let’s not make any mistake about that. I just think flipping the ball to the referee would be the most unique touchdown dance of this era. But I can certainly be and I can certainly understand why somebody’s saying in this climate where we’re we’re we’re not we’re not handling our our violence very well. How about that? We’re not handling our violence very well. So, you know, let’s have fun with bombs. I can understand why the observer might be a touch put off by that. Back to Dion, not missing a beat. Dion, age 57, he beat bladder cancer, he says. Now, he’s had some things. He got the toe amputated and he almost had his leg amputated and uh stuff that he’s dealing with health-wise and he kind of kept it all a big secret. But Cub Fish, I’m 61. I look better than you. It really is not that great of a challenge. Looking better than me, all seriousness, uh looking better than me does not make you a particular winner. So Dion says, “I didn’t tell my kids.” Now I I He must have meant I didn’t tell Shadur and Shiloh because he definitely told Junior since Junior did a is doing a documentary on him beating cancer. Jason Zimmerman, why don’t you sing anymore fish? What a beautiful request. Might have to get on that. Breakfast at fishing 8 am tomorrow morning. Mark it down. I’m going to sing a long version of breakfast and fishies. You might want to record it, play it for the children at breakfast. So, a dead serious issue, pun intended. Bladder cancer. And I’m keeping it a secret, but we’re filming it and we’re going to make it into a documentary. who who isn’t doing everything’s a documentary, right? Every time somebody burps, they put it on TikTok thinking this could be my big chance to be famous. Um, it’s also revealed over the course of this announcement video that Dion is dating this sugar. This is why we need you. He’s dating an actress slashmodel named Karuchi Tron. Tran Tron. It’s not my not really my bag. What we know about her is her two of her previous boyfriends were Rob Kardashian and Chris Brown. So, I would say I don’t know what do I know about uh producing fine quality video. I would say I’d get my uh Karuchi Tron girlfriend in there and and I beat cancer and I got the kids and I got I’ I’d get Chris Brown and Rob Kardashian into the video if I was really trying to make it a hit. Just a little uh professional word to the wise. Item four. Uh this is big news and good news. Don Bland who gosh couple months ago said no progress, nothing, nobody talking contractwise. uh today is saying that they have opened up talks with the Cowboys. Quote, “Dallas is where I want to be. Hopefully, we can get it done.” There’s no question that he wants to be here and they want him. That’s not the issue. Fish, can uh Sugar put together a list of her highly rated hotels that are close to the Maverick Bar for the big get together? My wife’s request. Yes, we could do that. That’s a good one, Josh. We absolutely will do that. And between the Star and the Maverick Bar, which are 11 minutes apart, uh there there’s there’s everything super high class to darn nice. So, we will absolutely do that for you. No problem at all. By the way, uh that is Cowboys at Panthers week, October 12th. Right there it is. Thank you, Steve. the weekend of October 12th, fish fest, cowboy watching party and all kinds of uh hoot nanny going on October 12th and fish heads are coming in not only from all over Dallas Fort Worth and Texas coming in from all over North America seriously to come be a part of this thing and we’d love to have you be a part of it too. Prizes galore. We’ll probably sneak a guest in there. There’ll be singing, dancing, balloon shaping clowns, butt sketch artists, uh, and those mini party weenies that everybody loves. No, and the Maverick bar, which is incredible. Oh, and live music, uh, on Saturday night probably. Uh, by the way, the suggestion, and I got I got your email, our band would like I The problem is having your band play. How do we have your band play on Sunday? Because as much as everybody wants to listen to your band, they might want to watch the game. What about pole dancers and strippers? Not in my neighborhood, but you know, next neighborhood over. Marshia doesn’t allow it over here. The issue isn’t do they want Bland? Does Bland want them? The issue is the difference between 20 million and 30 million. Trayvon Diggs, everybody felt pretty good about it when he got 20 million and that was a big one. Now the going, you know, if you’re S Gardner level guy at quarterback, now it’s now it’s 30 million. So how do they bridge that gap? Bland still only 25 I think 26. Yeah, I think he just turned 26 July 12th. 2023 first team allp pro. Uh did not get it done last year in terms of his usual playmaking obviously injuries there. Can they can they get what they feel is a hey you were hurt last year you didn’t do much relative discount? I can understand why they don’t want to do 30. I can understand why he doesn’t want to do 20. Oh, by the way, uh Joe Panos, Tyron Smith agent, you might have gotten to know him during the Tyron Smith retirement thing. He is hanging out in Oxnard with Stephen. He represents Tyler Smith. So that conversation surely I I mean I think we can almost pretty much say Cowboys have opened contract negotiations face to face regarding Tyler Smith. And finally item five and again thanks to you guys uh for checking us out at Substack and at cowboycountry.com. Thanks to Lifetime Roofing and why what’s wrong with me? Lifetime roofing roof 972-9317898 the V family owned for 30 years in uh North Texas. Jerry mentioned his the top three players that have caught his eye so far in this camp. He mentioned Gayton and I wonder if that’s wonder if if he’s just trying to sell has Gayton been a top three player in this camp before of course today’s hopefully mild injury he mentioned Cer Elum totally buying it I told you and then he mentioned Donovan Easy and I don’t I can’t tell you you I I did. I watched a lot of Boston College football last year. No, I didn’t. Um, but there is the story going around now. Shotty told it of they got to the they got to the 12th pick and the defensive line coach here is starting to pounding the table say take take Donovan easy and I think some of the guys in the room go at 12 take at 12. So he must have had a good grade on the board. Then of course they eventually get him in the second round. So three guys off to a good Jerry start. Gayton hopefully he’s okay. Elim, no question about it. And Donovan Easy who is a blur as a pass rusher part of a very talented and speedy group there. Breakfast at Fishes tomorrow morning. Stephen A. Smith finally says something about the Cowboys. That’s right. Plus my beautiful singing voice. Breakfast at fishies at 8 a.m. cowboyscountry.com and fish on Substack right now. Fish out.
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23 comments
guyton torn acl
Lol
I remember Doug Cosbie catching a long touchdown from Danny White in the 80’s. He carefully and purposefully laid the ball down next to the back judge and ran to the sideline. Like “fine me for that b*tches!!’. Been 40 years and it has stuck with me all this time. That’s the way you handle a trigger happy (no pun intended!!) league!!
Let them play.
They need to quite playing around and fighting each other or we will start the season just like last year .
TD dances are stupid,same for the stupid defense running into the end zone after a turnover…fine them all
The jinx of cocksucker Jerry Jones
The black cloud that hangs over this team. All practices need to be canceled now case closed
All offensive lineman should be on wearing leg braces to help stabilize the knees in case they do get rolled up on to help what could be a bad knee injury into hopefully a minor injury
Bone fracture. ACL intact according to Archer. 4-6 weeks. Asim Richards i would assume takes over?
are the Boys the most injured team in the league or do all teams deal with this many out for long periods??
Another excellent show, FISH! 👏
What happened to Bri is she still around?
Injuries will kill this team this year. It’s going to happen 5 wins
I have concluded that you cant quit using the english accent on span ford lol , but I can't like a video when you use that English accent.
Another awesome job UNC!!
Love the show Mr Fish. I'd like to request Margaritaville.
Hello all
Robert jones hurt to.
Both starting tackles injured, not a good sign
Fish it’s cool but you don’t have to sing I repeat Don’t sing just report on the Cowboys we love you for that and I think sugar does too 😂
Fish, it wasn't a request for you to sing, it was just a question, lol.
Turpin, 300 to 500 yards max this season. Likely less than that.
In the climate in which we live today, we have too many Pu**ies our there. People need to toughen up mentally. You think this is tough, go look at the greatest generation and what they faced during WWII. Not just the troops, but here at home. People today would fall apart and have to run to their safe space. Sorry, but people that freak out over this, wouldn't survive if we had another great depression.