My wife is a Dolphins fan. My son turned 6months today, and that means he needed to pledge his allegiance to his team for life

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  3. Rough set of choices lol, at least with our team he’ll be able to enjoy a 4 year stretch of greatness every 20 years

  4. This is brilliant. Congrats on the Win! G-man for life. Also a great story for the kid for life as to why he’s a fan.

  15. [dad bought me a hat just like this one when I was little. you got a smart one!](https://www.ebay.com/itm/267342856344?itmmeta=01K1W10GPBQ2CMTNWW8TC5BCCS&hash=item3e3ee04098:g:95wAAeSwD7xohCZP&itmprp=enc%3AAQAKAAAAwMHg7L1Zz0LA5DYYmRTS30k1J38izgqTCmgPTnxilNHVFEDC0%2BMu%2BMLpKNzA5RaqK3lwBpKAMHdHk4y1lZHu5EC7Fj82any9koyO9tgQZH7eXc2oAQ8lY295mcPwwzZmmlh42j9kMH9kni1WfYRS0kh99ARFkRLjwtK%2BYT96LbO34b9%2Foge4sCH0tASk5Yl102J4lJV1umRxAafSRQoIW3Nv4OlnfDZOPc2gwYdqZkcA0ZGgVe0QFILKo%2BXCytW8%2FA%3D%3D%7Ctkp%3ABk9SR6aLgoGPZg)

    Wore it all the time!!

  17. Not the 6-month already picking his ride or die…*swiping through pictures* I love this kid. You already know your history because you picked a very excellent team you. You did very good you lol

  19. Just get him a Dan Marino jersey and tell him, baby, my boy, if you decide to be a fins fan, let me save you sometime and give you the ceiling of that organization…..

    ….but if you want to follow the big blue wrecking crew to the promiseland? To several first ballot hall of fames? Rings that have taken down Mordor and the eye of Sauron? If you want them boys who the wildcard means, we can go allll the way!! If you want to follow a defense who said fuck needing all your fingers, just wrap it up! If you want sunshine’s along with the rainy days… baby boy in blue, hold my hand, let’s go on a journey.

  24. When Eli ran one in for a touchdown versus the Dolphins when they played in London he kept bothering his teammates on the flight home asking them all if they had seen the wheels

  26. A girl I worked with got married. To a Jets fan. On game day. The party crowded the bar at the hall as the Jets battled the Dolphins. The bride wanted everybody back into the hall, but all the guys were glued to the game. The Marino fake spike game.

    I was so sad for the ~~Jets fans~~ bride when they all left.

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