Gritty’s never seen a bear. They don’t have bears in Kensington.
And Gritty would have lost, the more you know.
I’m usually on the side of human life but a headline that says “Mascot for NHL club brutally mauled to death by grizzly bear” would make me and Paul Bissonet laugh our asses off.
Ever see Super Troopers and the costume the guy wears in the forrest? That’d be Gritty.
Gritty would have gotten the bear hooked on crack
Then Skinned it with a broken beer bottle
Then sold its pelt BACK to the crank bear
Road trip!
I was surprised Gritty did not just casually arrive on set riding on a bear, kicking his sides with spurs and shit
Gritty would have taken him out for beers and joy rising on a “borrowed” skidoo.
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I’d be laying money on Gritty to win, too.
Right, “fought”.
Gritty’s never seen a bear. They don’t have bears in Kensington.
And Gritty would have lost, the more you know.
I’m usually on the side of human life but a headline that says “Mascot for NHL club brutally mauled to death by grizzly bear” would make me and Paul Bissonet laugh our asses off.
Ever see Super Troopers and the costume the guy wears in the forrest? That’d be Gritty.
Gritty would have gotten the bear hooked on crack
Then Skinned it with a broken beer bottle
Then sold its pelt BACK to the crank bear
Road trip!
I was surprised Gritty did not just casually arrive on set riding on a bear, kicking his sides with spurs and shit
Gritty would have taken him out for beers and joy rising on a “borrowed” skidoo.