My proposal for a 28 team MLB. Themed divisions: Birds, Nautical, Old West, Land Animals, Drunks, LolAstrosDodgers, and of course the Im out of ideas division. Thoughts?

27 comments

1. It’s not even the off-season 😭😭😭😭

2. Sharing a division with the 2 FL teams. Our travel schedule is going to be the stuff of legend

3. This belongs in r/mlbcirclejerk

4. Best one yet

5. Blue is Nautical Division: Mariners, Rays, Marlins, Pirates

   Yellow is Bird Division: Cardinals, Orioles, Blue Jays, and Angels (they got wings)

   Green is Drunk Division: Brewers, Rockies, Padres, Athletics (because their fans are probably alcoholics)

   Purple is Old West Division: Braves, Reds, Guardians, Rangers (I am using the Guardians because they used to be Indians)

   Red is the Land Animal Division: DiamondBacks, Cubs, Tigers Phillies

   Black is the LolDodgersAstros Division: Dodgers, Astros, Royals, Nationals

   Pink/purple whatever Out of Ideas Division: Yankees, Redsox, Giants, Twins

   And I deleted the White Sox and Mets…. deal with it.

6. What the fuck

7. In no reason as a Florida fan should the Tampa Bay and Miami be in the same division.

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9. 4 Corners Division. Seattle, SD, Miami, Boston
   Oakland Division: Rockies, Twins, Orioles, Rangers (All teams play in Oakland)
   The Three R’s: Rays, Royals, Reds
   ESPN Premium: Yankees, Phillies, Dodgers, Cubs
   AssBro: Astros, Braves
   ABBA: Arizona, Brewers, Blue Jays, Angles

   All other teams dissolve.

10. I always thought we should do 15 divisions with 2 teams per division and each division winner goes to the playoffs but don’t change how many games are played essentially making it a 162 game series

11. Le sigh.. there’s a lot of people from Chicago, Philadelphia and Detroit living in the valley

12. I think we should hear him out

13. Whatsa division: A’s, Phillies, Astros, Mets.

    These are not really things like the others teams are.

14. Finally, someone willing to tackle realignment, and post about it

15. lmao the nautical division would produce some really good baseball, wouldn’t it?

16. What did the Royals do to hurt you?

17. No

18. This is the best one I’ve seen yet. Well done.

19. At least you’re going in the right direction to make MLB a more elite league.

    Everyone wanting to add teams is just making MLB MiLB

20. You have my full support

21. I would like to see a 4 corners division consisting of the Padres, Mariners, Red Sox, and Marlins.

22. “What he say fuck me for?”

23. Of all of the proposals I’ve seen for realignment, this is one of them.

24. 28? Are two teams getting relegated? (Leave my White Sox alone! They’re getting better!)

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26. I like this so much more than the 50 thousand “proposals” for realignment we see every day that are basically all identical to one another. But it’s also a shitpost that probably doesn’t belong on this sub. So my comment is your upvote.

27. Please put the A’s back in Oakland. Thank you.