Dennis Rodman on the GOAT debate: “Michael Jordan & LeBron at their prime: Michael Jordan was too sexy; when he had the bald head. LeBron’s like goddamn fucking dump truck.”

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1. i trust mr rodman on this one

2. Can we get a pause at least?

3. LeBron being a goddamn fucking dump truck is the best metaphor I’ve ever heard for him

4. Where the lie

5. Nobody in my bloodline ever heard that take when it comes to the GOAT debate

6. Rodman is an ugly sonofabitch, but he pulled a lot of punani because he was ripped and chicks liked his attitude.

7. The cut to the guy just nodding and saying yeah is hilarious

8. Bron got that dump truck fr 🤤

9. Rodman is a all time creep

10. The more I read it the more my face scrunched up

11. Who’s easier to goon to? Lebron or Jordan

    That’s how we settling this debate

12. God damn dump truck!!

13. MJ with the *ball*

14. The entire GOAT debate was just turned on its head.

    We were talking about PER when we needed to go back to the heavy machinery metaphors.

15. It’s settled

16. Funny thing is, this sounds less deranged than some arguments I’ve read online

17. At least it’s an interesting take to a debate that’s been beaten to death.

18. He was talking about his style of play not his looks. This is a tiktok clip.

19. He said Jordan was sexy when he had the ball, not when he was bald.

20. What is unc talking about 😭🥀

21. Appearance definitely plays a role in this. Like you can’t objectively tell me MJ doesn’t have a fuckable face. The man is in also cool as hell on court and he plays a graceful brand of basketball. Kobe’s game is similar in the aspect.

22. I love this man

23. Handsomeness: MJ ✅

    Debates over everyone 😂

24. The type of analysis ESPN is missing

    Not SAS talking about 6 rings n shit

25. By dump truck – he’s referring to LeBron’s hair right? 😂

26. Wild take.

27. National Aura Association

28. well shit when you put it that way

29. I’ll see y’all in the other sub

30. I heard “when he had the ball and stuff like that,” not “when he had the bald head.” But carry on

31. Wow damn, we’ve been thinking about this all wrong

32. The funniest possible addition to the LeBron/Jordan debate, thank you Dennis Rodman

33. Basically Magic Johnson in the goat

34. This is very true. Michael had this larger than life, god-like status, mystical, everybody wanted to be like Mike, and women loved him. And LeBron, yeah, LeDumptruck

35. Am I the only person that realizes he means sexy as in finesse and smoothness or is everyone in the comments trolling and it’s going over my head? Lol

36. Lebron is definitely not the best looking guy, MJ was for sure way more handsome

37. My goat is sexy and bald

38. Nobody will ever accuse Dennis Rodman of not being comfortable with his sexuality.

39. Facts. Bron looked 38 when he was a teenage rookie.

40. Jordan had the confidence to accept balding

41. Realest take to ever grace the sport