Welcome to San Francisco’s hottest new club. It’s got everything.

Stefon, Baby Cobra and Maury
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19 comments
  1. This homestand has everything; land crabs in kayaks, children dressed up like Mozart, Dan Córtese wearing a Travis Ishikawa jersey

  2. Stephon: San Francisco’s hottest new club is WILLLLLL-MMMMMER!!! [Shouted like Fred Flinstone calling for his wife] Located inside the car on fire at the latest sideshow, this club has EVERYTHING: Duane Kuiper’s home run ball, the Crazy Crab’s niece, The Machine, ground rule bubbles…

    Seth: …uhh, Stephon? Don’t you mean a ground rule *double*?

    Stephon: No, ground rule bubble.

    Seth: What’s a ground rule bubble?

    Stephon: It’s that thing where a midget gets in one of those giant inflatable hamster balls and people try to bounce them over the fence.

  3. I’d like to think that Stefon went to and reviewed Simon the Devious’ club in “Manahatta”

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