Kyrie: “I’m building towards becoming 1 of the biggest farmers ever, like I’m just going to put it out there: 1 of the biggest farmers ever. I wanna be able to supply food and groceries to the world in the best way I can and create small holistic wellness villages where people can retire”

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1. If the nba had superlatives, kyrie would run away with “Most likely to become a cult leader after retirement”

2. Small holistic villages where people can retire?

   This is 100% the plot of, like, 75% of the cult documentaries on Netflix. 

   Irving becoming a cult leader would be the least surprising thing, tbh. I mean, he’s already unofficially there with the way he’s poisoned young minds against science and shit. 

3. His tractors will run on GPS coordinates that rely on satellite data of this flat Earth.

4. I don’t think Kyrie understands how big some of these large farm operations are.

5. lol I can’t wait for this guy to realise that he’ll never be the biggest farmer on earth growing organic. If you farm, you know.

   Also what he’s describing is a cult.

6. Kanye Irving

7. This mofo plays Stardew Valley once and thinks he can be a farmer

8. Great idea. But, He has 0 chance of being one of the biggest farmers.

9. Lmao he’s gonna start a cult isn’t he

10. This guy is on whatever Elon is on.

11. This is going to end so well.

    20 bucks says Kyrie reinvents childhood slavery on it lol

12. Holistic wellness?

    Oh boy…

13. He’s already one of the biggest bullshit farmers in the world.

14. Bill gates owns 275,000 acres of farmland. Good luck beating that lol

15. He’s so full of himself… try growing 1 tomato plant before thinking you’re on par with folks who have been in this industry for generations

16. Everybody wanna be a farmer til it’s time to do some farmer shit

17. Kyrie about as much of a ‘farmer’ as Bill Gates (current largest private individual farmland owner in the US) is.

    Youre landed gentry, bruh. Dont get it twisted.

18. lol when you have so much money you think everything else is Stardew Valley

19. Bro just discovered Animal Crossing. 

20. RFKyrie

21. Oh so he’s gonna start a commune/ cult

22. > 1 of the biggest farmers ever

    Uuuhm what??

    > small holistic wellness villages

    …aaah there it is.

23. Farmers need to be smarter. Kyrie is a step in the wrong direction.

24. As a dude who lives and works on a farm this sounds great. But I don’t think he understands the size of some farms out there.

25. He should look up Jason Brown who became a farmer after playing in the nfl

26. Gonna have the next Jonestown on our hands

27. Sounds like he wants to be an old school Fuedal lord.

28. All he needs is 23,000,000 acres of farmable land and he can own the biggest farm out there.

29. It’s great to aim big but agriculture is a multibillion (probably trillion actually) industry.

    I would 100% stick to local supplying of farmed goods to local communities. Aiming for the stars is how you miss the ocean right in front of you

30. This guy clearly doesn’t understand how big business farming works

31. Rich people are so tone deaf. This man is good at making money from a kids game (that is entertaining to watch), what on earth makes you think you’d even be a good farmer, let alone one of the biggest?

32. 11yo me after playing Harvest Moon

33. This is his way of saying the same old conspiracies he use to push a few years back without actually saying them. His holistic farm will be a safe option to give birth in instead of…the hospital. Because medical science must be a satanic lie ofc

34. Them flat earth crops just hit different, I’m telling ya

35. i love kyrie, so innocent