A Lions & Packers Fan Reaction to NFL Week 1

Okay, so Micah Parsons is playing. I mean, I’m sure he’s going to be limited. Please beat the Lions. Well, time to take another trip to Ford Field West. Always great beating the Packers at home. Touchdown, Tucker Craft. Yes, a 12play 83 yd drive. And the Packers are looking great. Now we just got to see what the defense looks like. Okay, maybe we miss Aaron Glenn just a little bit, but it’s fine. It’s only one drive. We forced a three and out. We forced a three and out and maybe we missed Ben Johnson. I got to say it is so nice having a field goal kicker. 10 nothing. Okay, we held him to a field goal and now it’s time to get into the game and then held the Lions to a field goal. Okay, it’s weird having a good defense. They took an hour and a half for their drive and we scored in two plays. Touchdown Packers. Oh no. This is fun. I’m having fun. What is happening? Okay, this is the drive where we get things going. We’ve had long sustained drives, but now it needs to end in a touchdown. And Jared Goff just threw an interception. Damn it. Interception. Evan Williams. Yes. Yes. Yes. I can’t get too excited. I’ve been in this position before and I’ve been crying by the end of the game, but this is good. Okay, not the ideal halftime score, but we get the ball at half, so we should be okay, right? Up 173 going into the half. Are we finally going to beat the Lions at home? Why are we just throwing screens? Did Ben Johnson leave with the playbook? You can kick as many field goals as you want. I don’t care. Hey, look at that. We scored a field goal. That’s great. That’s so great. Give me back Ben Johnson. Lucas Vaness with the sack. I knew not to give up on you. And if you have any tape saying that we should, it’s AI. Intercepted by Brian Branch. And it’s a pick six. Brian Branch interception. Brian Branch interception. Suck it, Tom Graci. Hello, refs. I’d like to make a donation. Ah, typical Packers paying off the refs. Typical. That was close. Touchdown, Josh Jacobs. We’re kicking their ass. Are we bad? But wait, I thought we weren’t supposed to have a run defense. Micah Parsons with his first sack is a Green Bay Packer. Yes. For the record, I do not like the fact that Micah Parsons is on the Packers. Hey Cowboys, looks like you could have used this version of Micah Parsons on Thursday. Thank you so much, Jerry Jones. You are not welcome. Also, I need to get a new jersey. That is a touchdown, which is a garbage time, TD, but at least I can smile about something. Honestly, just give him that touchdown. That was really impressive. Okay, it’s just week one, so it means nothing. Absolutely nothing. I hope. And for the first time in years, the Packers beat the Lions at Lambo Field. The Pack is back, baby. I for one am actively rooting for the Lions downfall. So, I’m fine with this. I’m just saying we were offseason champs, but then the Packers got Micah Parsons and then that article was written about Caleb Williams. So, I I just hope we play well on Monday. The Lions lose and the Packers win. Football is so back. I’ve seen enough. The Packers are winning the Super Bowl. [Music]

The Green Bay Packers put on a show against the Detroit Lions in Week 1. Thank you again Jerry Jones.

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  10. I litterly yelled, Tom Grossi paid the Refs during the game 😂 Ya Lions did not look prepeared at all. Especially the coaching both offense and defense. The defense looked confused 1st half. Am I concerned, a little bit, but I thought the Packers would win this game, just had a feeling it would come down to coaching. And La Flower has been dreaming of this all season 😂 he was more prepared

  13. Okay Tom, Life choices here. You have a new home. Why are you making it look like your old home. If you are put the ugly splotches on the wall. That is not even a window.
    Anyway Packers looked good. Love Micah . hate the Packers.
    Also, did you moving there, break the curse?

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