A Vikings Reacts to Packers 27, Low Energy Lions 13 😂😂😂

A Vikings Reacts to Packers 27, Low Energy Lions 13 😂😂😂

[Music] What’s going on, Jeromes? So, it was kind of nice just having a stress-free Sunday afternoon, week one, and able to hate watch everything. It’s kind of fun. But the Packers allegedly defeating the Lions 2713 as one of those games where you all the tropes and the dad jokes. I hope can both teams lose. I hope they tie. I was rooting for an asteroid. Not like not like dinosaur dinosaur destroyer asteroid, just a little one. You know what I mean? But uh so the Packers whatever. So I actually kind of like this because it’s going to get Packers fans hopes up. They’re like, “Oh, here we go. Oh, we beat the Lions. Oh, we got Micah. Oh, Micah got a garbage time sack. That makes the whole deal worth it. daddy dah. All right. Uh but not going to do that. Not going to absolutely not going to say something nice about the Packers. I I just cannot wait for the downfall. It’s going to be great. And you know the Packers fans right now, go Pack, go, please. Vikings and Packers don’t play till week 12. They’re going to be sub 500 by then. Believe me. Believe me. But the Lions, you know, they’re trying to pick themselves off the canvas. Allegedly, they got the one seed last year and allegedly they lost right away in the divisional round. It is what it is. They lost Ben Johnson. They lost Eron Glenn. Now they’re having to pay everyone. The Jameson Williams came into the game with 83 career catches and they paid him $83 million. We’ve been saying this for a while where hey, Super Bowl window is closed, man. You guys were supposed to win the Super Bowl two years ago. Didn’t happen. didn’t happen. Probably would have beat the Chiefs two years ago, but decided to blow that lead against the 49ers. It’s okay. It’s okay. Certified frauds. Absolute frauds where hey, Hutchinson come back from injury, McNeel come back from injury, loss on lo on Weriki, lost eight assistant coaches. That brain drain, it’s huge, man. You know what it is? Because Dan Campbell without Ben Johnson and Aaron Glenn, he’s right here. I’m here. I’m here. Let me tell you about the specials, brother. Two for 20. They don’t even have that anymore. Is that Is that inflation? Don’t know. But it’s okay. I’m glad we we’ve reverted. Like, it was just a weird living in a simulation glitch over the last couple years where the lines were actually relevant. But I I’ve been saying this to you. I had a Jelly Beans wager where I got got a really decent price on the Lions not making the playoffs. They’re like, I just cash that ticket now. All right. And all the hype in the hoopla. Actually, this wasn’t even close. Like the the Lions didn’t even get a touchdown until right at the end of the game. Uh where you know Jerof, oh, let’s just make him feel better. Let’s get get a garbage touchdown. Uh and Isaac Tissla, I I know it’s Tesla. We’re calling him Tesla because he’s in the Motor City, ironically. But that might be the best first catch in NFL history. It was really good. So the the hype of Isaac Tissa is back again. But the Packers, well, the Packers basically had their way with the Lions. The Lions just look listless, uninspired. You know, the Packers won both battles in the trenches. It was just it was just a nothing burger, right? And with Goff, like Jared Goof was the number one overall pick. He’s been to a Super Bowl, right? And they did nothing. Nothing. There wasn’t even a threat in this game. The Lions defense is terrible without Aaron Glenn as well as offensively like Jir Gibbs nine carries 19 yards. Jir Gibbs 10 catches for 31 yards out of the backfield just dump dump dump. A manra basically got shut down four catches 45. I mean uh sling and slam aorta 6 for 79. That’s really it. at Jameson Williams. Four for 23 on five. $83 million. He He had two years left on his deal if he included his fifth year option. $83 million. It’s ridiculous. Plus the guy to pay Aiden Hutchinson, too. The downfall of the Lions, it’s going to be glorious. And for the Packers, I mean, so so Jordan Love throughout most of the game was decent, right? Uh, but you know that he basically Jordan Love is Jay Cutler. Basically, Jordan Love is Jameus Winston. Like, like there’s going to be some good. There’s going to be a lot of bad. You You just don’t know when it’s going to vacate. It can go back and forth, week to week. It can go back to for back and forth, drive to drive, play to play. It’s going to be good. Uh Josh Jacobs, uh, punch win in the end zone. Uh, Jaden Reed, the pride of Michigan State. Um, didn’t have to change his number for Micah. Yeah. Uh, and I know like Parsons was getting uh penetration and pressures throughout most of the day. Like Penny Su, I know that Penny Su has just been anointed the best right tackle in the league. I don’t know, man. I don’t know. Edan Cooper, the pride of Texas A&M, big time respect for him. Uh, racking up 12 tackles just all over the place. Javon Bullard. Forgot that. Jav Wait, is Javon Bullard really number 20? Oh, yeah. Uh, then you know, Quay Walker, Rashan, R Sean Gary, it’s whatever. Uh Lucas Vaness actually got half a sack. He got the Lance Armstrong. Like that’s how good the Michael Parsons is. Like Lucas Vaness is actually showing a little bit of promise. Hey, uh we’re the Packers. Let’s draft the guy who didn’t even start for his college team. Go Hawkeyes. Yeah. And Parsons one tackle, one sack. I I I like how basically Jared Goof just rolled over at the end to give Michael Parsons a sack. It was like It was like Bert Favore and Michael Strahan back in the day and the Mark Asno yelled at him. Yeah. can’t wait. But overall, it’s like I mean I mean Jared Goof was fine, but the offense like there there was no there was no flow. There was no impact plays and the run game was just inert, right? And you could give credit to the Packers, but we won’t. Uh again, we we are fully on the Where’ that one go? Ah, yeah. We’re fully on the Say something nice about the Packers. Draw 25. We drawn the whole deck. F that. F that. Uh because this is like when the Gophers beat Northwestern State 66 to nothing. Wait till uh the Gophers uh and the Packers actually play a real team. The the Lions in this scenario are Northwestern State. That’s how bad they are. I It’s glorious. Like obviously someone had to win this game. Oh, but with the time. No, someone had to win this game. And I mean there could be positives from both because if the Lions won, f the Packers, but if the Lions lost, f the Packers, but also f the Lions and just bathe in the glow because all of the boisterous chest thumping eight mile hooting and hollering talk from Lions fans all of a sudden coming out of the Warbrook. And also, this is the best part of it. So many lifelong celebrity Lions fans just like, “Hey, I’m here. I’ve been cheering for them forever. How How did no one know? How are you never seen at a game? How How do you not have any Instagram pictures of you and Lions gear? But all of a sudden, oh, here we are. The Lions are as bad as the Seahawks during the Legion of Boomer era in terms of bandwagon fans. Good rins. Good rins. And now I love it. And now you get to have the bad times. That’s right. 0 and 16. Dante Co Pepper’s on this that team. He didn’t deserve that. 0 and16 0 and 17 coming on up. But hey, at least your ticket prices basically doubled. Love to see that. It’s okay. It’s okay. Uh so no, I I I do not say that the Packers won this game. I say that the Lions lost this game because they are foul woods. Forwoods. And by the way, the the Vikings absolutely beat the brakes off of either one of these teams. They just beat the piss out of them and it’s great. It’s going to be glorious. The NFC Norris division runs through the great state of Minnesota. We’re going to prove it tomorrow night. Uh yeah, Ryan Paul’s taking back to the North. Never give him back. Please, please. And also, hey, I Well, Aaron Rogers threw for four touchdowns. Did Did you actually watch that game? The Jets defense was so terrible and porous. Basically, it was like a a make a wish thing, you know, where they let they have the kid just like run into the end zone. That’s basically what they did to Aaron Rogers. The Jets defense did. Good job, Jets. Oh. Oh, by the way, oh, Aaron Rogers so good uh causing that fumble on that kick return. Fantastic. Good job. It’s okay. Football’s back. Football’s back. I’m slightly angry, a little bit perturbed. Thump in my chest. The Lions for the Lions downfall. Glorious. Actually, this is this is the best of both worlds because the Lions are terrible again and they’re exposed and the Packers fans, like we said, they’re going to get their hopes up and then just like crushed. Didn’t y’all go 15 and one and then one and done against Jimmy Garopolo at home? Is that hard to do? For didn’t score offensive touchdown, but it’s okay. 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A Vikings fan reacts to the Packers (allegedly) beating the Low Energy Lions 27-13.

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