I… can’t believe this is real. I was about to commend you on the photoshop job.
Wonder if he’ll keep up the fingernail painting when he’s a back up.
He prevented zero unalive cases in Chicago .
Suede prevention?
Jokes aside, I think it’s a supportive message he’s sending and shouldn’t be catching flack for…checks notes…promoting suicide prevention
I mean, we all knew he was not the guy when the fingernail painting started
Are we not able to say the word suicide?
Ironically the number of people who called that hotline after the game probably went up, so he did bring awareness alright
Why would we want to prevent suede? It looks so nice and there are a lot of non-animal leather alternatives nowadays.
I’m going to type “suicide” to see if I get deleted. How fucking stupid is the world right now?
How we gonna get more aware of suicide if we can’t even say it on the internet….
Ooof.
Nothing screams look at me like painting finger nails.
He really is Dak 2.0. They’re making fun of them like he plays for the Cowboys. He plays for the bears you can tone it down
Or you could do something a lil less fruity like wear a shirt or something but whatever slay queen
Imagine seeing your QB getting his nails done before a game lmao.
The fact I was riding on him to win his first game, and now I’m seeing this. Brings me back to the hatred I had for him when he initially came to the league. There’s not a single person I hate more than this person. I wish he never has true success in the nfl ever. He doesn’t deserve the position, and he doesn’t deserve the publicity.
If a bear paints its nails in the woods, does anyone actually see it?
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I… can’t believe this is real. I was about to commend you on the photoshop job.
Wonder if he’ll keep up the fingernail painting when he’s a back up.
He prevented zero unalive cases in Chicago .
Suede prevention?
Jokes aside, I think it’s a supportive message he’s sending and shouldn’t be catching flack for…checks notes…promoting suicide prevention
I mean, we all knew he was not the guy when the fingernail painting started
Are we not able to say the word suicide?
Ironically the number of people who called that hotline after the game probably went up, so he did bring awareness alright
Why would we want to prevent suede? It looks so nice and there are a lot of non-animal leather alternatives nowadays.
I’m going to type “suicide” to see if I get deleted. How fucking stupid is the world right now?
How we gonna get more aware of suicide if we can’t even say it on the internet….
Ooof.
Nothing screams look at me like painting finger nails.
He really is Dak 2.0. They’re making fun of them like he plays for the Cowboys. He plays for the bears you can tone it down
Or you could do something a lil less fruity like wear a shirt or something but whatever slay queen
Imagine seeing your QB getting his nails done before a game lmao.
The fact I was riding on him to win his first game, and now I’m seeing this. Brings me back to the hatred I had for him when he initially came to the league. There’s not a single person I hate more than this person. I wish he never has true success in the nfl ever. He doesn’t deserve the position, and he doesn’t deserve the publicity.
If a bear paints its nails in the woods, does anyone actually see it?