• August 9, 2012 – Bynum traded to Sixers
  • March 19, 2013 – Bynum season ending surgery, both knees, bowling (never played for 76ers)
  • End of 2013 Season – Sixers finish 34-48
  • May 14, 2013 – Hire Sam Hinkie
  • 2013-14 Season – Draft MCW & Noel, MCW ROTY, Sixers finish 19-63, 3rd Lotto Pick
  • June 26, 2014 – Draft Joel Embiid 3rd Overall (and Dario Saric)
  • 2014-15 Season – Embiid plays 0 games, MCW traded, Sixers finish 18-64
  • May 19, 2015 – Draft Jahlil Okafor 3rd Overall
  • December 8, 2015 – Hire Jerry Colangelo as “Special Advisor”
  • 2015-16 Season – Embiid plays 0 games, 28 consecutive losses (record), finish 10-72
  • April 6, 2016 – Sam Hinkie Resigns – 7,000 word manifesto
  • April 10, 2016 – Jerry Colangelo names son Brian Colangelo as Hinkie replacement
  • June 23, 2016 – Draft Ben Simmons #1 Overall
  • 2016-17 Season – Ben Simmons plays 0 games, Embiid plays 31, Sixers finish 28-54
  • June 22, 2017 – Sixers trade with Celtics for 1st overall pick, draft Markelle Fultz
  • 2017-18 season – Fultz plays 14 games, forgets how to shoot, Sixers make playoffs! 52-30 record, Embiid AS, Simmons ROTY
  • June 7, 2018 – Colangelo Twitter Gate – Resigns 
  • June 21, 2018 – Sixers draft Mikal Bridges, trade him for Zhaire Smith, sesame allergy, plays 13 total games in NBA career
  • 2018-19 Season – Trade for Jimmy Butler, Tobias Harris, 51-31, the Kawhi Shot
  • June 30, 2019 – Butler signs with MIA, Sixers overpay Horford and Harris combined $289M
  • 2019-20 Season – COVID, NBA Bubble, Sixers 43-40, Swept in 1st round
  • 2020 Offseason – Draft Maxey, Hire Daryl Morey
  • 2020-21 Season – #1 Seed, 49-23, Embiid MVP 2nd place, Embiid meniscus tear, Collapse against Hawks
  • September 1, 2021 – Simmons requests trade, refuses to play for 76ers
  • February 10, 2022 – Sixers trade for James Harden
  • 2021-22 Season – Embiid orbital fracture, Sixers finish 51-31, Lose to Butler and Heat
  • 2022-23 Season – Sixers win 54 games, EMVBIID, Sixers blow lead vs Celtics, Tatum 51 points in game 7
  • August 2023 – Daryl Morey is a Liar, Harden traded to Clippers
  • 2023-24 Season – Maxey AS, Embiid 70 point game, Embiid tears Meniscus plays 39 games, Bell’s Palsy, Oubre Hit By Car, Sixers lose in round 1
  • 2024 Offseason – Sign Paul George to $211M contract
  • 2024-25 Season – Big 3 play 15 games together, Embiid 19 games total, Sixers finish 24-58

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  2. Hawks series: Ben gives up the dunk and passes to Matisse. That moment sent us down a different timeline.

  3. If you’re talking crazy, you’ve undersold the league and ownership role in subverting The Process

    The 76ers traded All-Star point guard Jrue Holiday to the New Orleans Pelicans on July 12, 2013, for the rights to the No. 6 overall draft pick, Nerlens Noel, and a 2014 first-round draft pick which will send you down a rabbit hole).

    76ers fined $3 million by the NBA because they failed to fully disclose Jrue Holiday’s right leg stress fractures before trading him to the New Orleans

  4. Drafting hometown kid Mikal Bridges (whose mom worked for the team), then immediately trading him for Zhaire Smith (who later almost died from an unknown sesame seed allergy) and a 2021 first round pick. Which was supposed to be the first year they would allow high school athletes to be drafted into the NBA. After that trade, the NBA proposed to push that date back since the Sixers had now traded for a pick to that proposed year. I haven’t really heard anything about high school players ability to get drafted recently, maybe they got rid of that idea once college players were able to get played and players started going straight to the G league. They then used that pick to overpay for Tobias Harris anyways.

    Reporters also found out about the trade while interviewing him and him talking about how excited he was to be a Sixer due to him being from the area and his mom working for the team and nobody brought it up to him during the interview because it wasn’t really their place. So questions quickly switched to him joining the Sixers to generic other questions

  8. Gotta add in whe Okafor was on the boston streets yelling about how he has money during a fight

  10. Wasn’t Oubre *allegedly* hit by a car? The circumstances were oddly mysterious, iirc the police couldn’t find anything even with all the security cameras in Center City. I may be misremembering but this was a very weird thing…

  12. I would just add that Jimmy Butler went to the Finals twice with Bam arguably being his 2nd best player

  13. This is a solid start. Def some other comments posted that will paint the whole picture. There are two moments that I can’t pinpoint but I believe are significant.

    1. For a period of time Brett Brown was in the media talking about how he was going to use Simmons. He highlighted a few different spots but he also mentioned the 4. Then meeting that took place with Brown, Simmons and Ben’s dad. After that meeting the narrative BB was pushing was that Ben is a PG.

    2. There was a game at some point where Ben Simmons had hit a 3. There were obviously not many of these, but this one I feel is significant because during that game he was attempting another, I believe from the corner, and when a defender went to close out on him he pulled it down and looked like he hurt his back doing so but played it off. I remember this game because I bet the over on total BS made threes which was set at 1. I think this is where the back injury issues started, but I can’t be certain.

  15. NBA changes lottery odds after The Process, also implements 65-game award limit after Embiid MVP

  18. More nuance on the 2018 Off-season is warranted.

    It started with Colangelo resigning due to TwitterGate, so we had a GM by committee for the draft and BB made a bad decision. That off-season was also LeBron’s free agency year and there were so many stories about the James’ family visiting Suburban Philly prep schools and such. The feel around town was that we were serious contenders for LeBron. He didn’t even show up for the meeting with the Sixers.

    Missed out on trading for Kawhi. Missed out on trading for PG. Total disaster Free Agency plan. Leads to “star hunting” when the season starts.

  19. Fultz’s trainer allegedly fucking his mom and destroying his jump shot was crazy enough, totally bonkers that it was his GM making the allegation via burners.

  20. Colangelo throwing his wife and kid under the bus and still getting fired and blackballed is *chef’s kiss*

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