Astros Manager Joe Espada on the 112 mph liner that struck closer Bryan Abreu: “It got him on the butt. There’s plenty of butt in there.”

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1. Espada. I’m trying to strike out the side. But I’m dummy thicc, and the clap of my asscheeks keeps tipping the pitches

2. “There’s plenty of butt in there.”

   Gonna use that line on my wife the next time she wears her tight jeans. Will let you guys know how it goes!

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4. My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun.

5. The Astros Medical Team got ahold of him and his butt is now fractured and he is expected to miss between 15 and 5,000 days

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7. Freak ahh boy

8. Buddy finna go on IL with elbow discomfort

9. I told my wife that his wife has probably spanked him harder than that.

10. To be fair, he’s not wrong

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12. Lil Dumper

13. I mean bro is caked up

14. Coming through in the clutch?? 👀 Ready to clinch? 🤣🤣🤣

15. That’s what she said…

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17. But joe espada doesn’t have enough butt to get his team fired up.. 😭😪