Hear me out, no quarter back. Direct snap to Calvin Austin and two of our strongest guys just launch him over the defense for a first down on 3rd and short. No tush push. the Calvin Austin fastball special. Who are the throwers?
Edit:Maybe we can get Jack Sawyer the roll I imagine it like this. https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-06-2021/SLZKve.gif
Is Calvin Austin Small enough to throw for a first down.
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I thought you meant use him as the ball. Rogers might be able to do it.
This is a penalty. People would launch midgets on the goalline if it weren’t
This is a penalty. People would launch midges on the goalline if it weren’t
Not allowed to throw players, unfortunately
I think you underestimate the difficulty in throwing an adult human.
I do love that the “toss the midget” loophole has already been closed.
Think you could get away with dranel washington throwing him or even punting him
So I was about the size of Calvin (older and heavier now) and I was friends with a Steelers lineman who used to think it was funny to pick me up by my neck with one hand and carry me around.
They could have easily thrown me for a first down if they wanted.
https://i.redd.it/v5t2y46i80pf1.gif
Watching high level cheerleading, I definitely think something like this would be possible.
If this is what you think they should resort to then why even bother? Why sign Rodgers? Why sign Warren and draft K Johnson?
C’mon man
I read somewhere that teams used to do this in the 30s or something so it had to be banned.
Silly me thought you meant could he throw a pass for a first down 😂
He’s listed at 5’9. He’s 5’7 at most. Prob 170 pounds.
It would deff be possible 😂😂
Why would you do that when you have a QB?
Made illegal way back in the day when teams were sewing handles onto uniforms to make tossing the back easier
Ah the classic Mike Leach special
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But could Washington lift him up in the air, like the final move in dirty dancing and he could catch a pass much higher than a defender could jump? Nobody puts Austin in the corner.
This was definitely not what I thought it was gonna be. Absolutely hilarious.