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  1. I’ve seen Yordsn do something similar/bust his ass on the warning track trying to field a ball. Maybe he needs to try different cleats.

  2. I was thinking he’d be back at the second round of the playoffs at the earliest. If we can get there of course.

  3. I’m gonna assume we keep him on the roster for the playoffs for one of those PH moments in a pivotal game. He’ll hit a bomb and limp around the bases giving us our own Kirk Gibson moment

  4. Maybe Yordan can study Little League video tapes on how to slide. Maybe hire some nuns to demonstrate how to slide at home plate. Slide man, just slide.

  5. Didn’t he slip in the outfield last year too out on the warning track? What is up with those cleats

  6. The guy is made out of glass. I’m waiting for someone to get hurt coughing or cooking.

  7. Man I’ve seen pat mahomes win super bowls with a jacked up ankle. Yordan needs to show some grit man.

  8. Oh punch me in the dick!!! I swear this year’s team is the most snake bitten I’ve ever seen I think. Like who the fuck didn’t get Jobu his fucking cigar and rum??? What chicken or goat do we need to sacrifice???

  9. Gonna get flamed for this, but as much as we love Yordan, his recurring injury issues combined with basically having no choice but to DH Altuve for the next 4 seasons makes me wonder if trading Yordan for a King’s ransom (and I do mean literally one of the most insane hauls of all time) would make sense.

    He’s an incredible hitter but he’s gotten 20.5 WAR over the last 5 years— not exactly irreplaceable. If a team is willing to overpay for him…

  10. I rolled my ankle like that when I was about 24; so hard I distinctly remember thinking I felt the base of.my tibia strike the ground.

    I jogged on it an hour and a half later and with a little RICE I was good to go in like 2 or 3 days.

    This man needs some ice, advil, and an ankle brace. Then we just keep running him out there until he’s better.

    Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

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