This team makes me want to wrap my Kia soul around a tree
September 21, 2025
This team makes me want to wrap my Kia soul around a tree
33 comments
Dont say that man
Just shit your pants instead
What did we do to deserve that. How do we get woody to sell the team
You…had expectations?
Come on now
Collectively, we all must’ve done something terrible in a previous life to deserve this team. This is our punishment.
Are Kia Souls big enough to wrap around a tree though? 🤔
(Obviously a joke, don’t do that. Trees are innocent)
Jets fan…drives Kia soul…this guy stays making bad choices
There’s a 2-1 team that’s 29th in offense and 29th in defense. We’re 23rd and 26th. We are cursed.
Justin Fields didn’t even play today why is he catching strays?
Kia Soul = Kill ya soul
Sound it out, it should make sense
Oh you must be new here. Sit tight on that one pal and start watching the mock drafts. What team does your boyfriend watch?
To be fair if I owned a Kia Soul I’d want to wrap it around a tree too.
Is the Kia Soul the one that looks like a Halo helmet?
Such is life my dude. A couple or three plays go differently and we’re 2-1 bro.
I think the universe trends towards justice; maybe 0-3 is our justice.
It is ok brother – a wise man said:
my wife once told me that if she caused me as much sadness as the jets have over the last decade, i would never asked her to marry me.
I think about that a lot. My Sundays are for Redzone and weed now.
I seem to be literally the only person who not only expected growing pains like this but feels as though AG is going to be a good HC for us and Tanner Engstrand is going to be a great OC and will be here for years.
The Steelers loss hurt me deeply and this one was tough especially with the D having such a terrible game-ending performance, and I’m a long way from being happy but I never once felt this way about Saleh or any of the OC’s during his tenure.
I don’t even believe moral victories are a thing so I’m certainly not using that dumbass mentality, I just know that AG was brought in to change the culture here and I don’t get people thinking that was gonna happen in one offseason.
Wilks though. Oof. So far.
Owning a Kia Soul is enough by itself.
this team was projected as the worst team in the league lol why is anyone surprised?? this team is in year one of a complete rebuild, itz going too be another 3-4 years of really bad
I just hope we get incrementally better as year goes on. Let”s say it like it is…we went into the season with 2 backup QBs…
Owning a Kia Soul is enough by itself to do that.
And I just let you do it. Now I gotta move to a new school in FL, be a dickhead to my mom, start MMA, steal a guy’s GF, then beat him up.
After the Mets/Jets today you can pin me between your Kia Soul and said tree.
C’mon man.
This shit team ain’t worth thinking thoughts like that.
Man you just make one bad decision after another huh?
I would never give the Jets the satisfaction of knowing they killed me.
Fuck that bullshit
This is the best coach we ever had. Finding a way to keep us winless but still in games to the end. Losing the right way.
bro you drive a toaster
Dude didn’t even play today though and catching all the strays🫤
Coming from a jets fan in Kansas damn. This a Jets ass start for us. We might do something squirrely later in the season if we get sick of losing.
They’re closer to a win than you’ve had in 10+ years…
I think what we generally expected and hoped for is a losing rebuilding season that has some substantial flashes that the team is moving in the right direction with the new coaching. I think we’ve had that
They don’t play like a bully. You need to play with a heart full of hate and violence to win. I don’t like the jersey trades and I don’t like the sportsmanship. 32 teams/31 enemies.
Disgusting heartbreaking loss. soj !
Woah calm down … That tree did nothing wrong.
Now this team has sucked major a$$ for 27 out of the last 35 years..I’m being generous 1 or 2 years.
This is a franchise owned by Johnson & Johnson.
If we’re lucky then maybe we as fans, will see 1 more AFC championship game , ,in the next 5 years.
I tho k we are right on schedule, New coach, New GM should expect growing pains, at least we have been competitive
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Dont say that man
Just shit your pants instead
What did we do to deserve that. How do we get woody to sell the team
You…had expectations?
Come on now
Collectively, we all must’ve done something terrible in a previous life to deserve this team. This is our punishment.
Are Kia Souls big enough to wrap around a tree though? 🤔
(Obviously a joke, don’t do that. Trees are innocent)
Jets fan…drives Kia soul…this guy stays making bad choices
There’s a 2-1 team that’s 29th in offense and 29th in defense. We’re 23rd and 26th. We are cursed.
Justin Fields didn’t even play today why is he catching strays?
Kia Soul = Kill ya soul
Sound it out, it should make sense
Oh you must be new here. Sit tight on that one pal and start watching the mock drafts. What team does your boyfriend watch?
To be fair if I owned a Kia Soul I’d want to wrap it around a tree too.
Is the Kia Soul the one that looks like a Halo helmet?
Such is life my dude. A couple or three plays go differently and we’re 2-1 bro.
I think the universe trends towards justice; maybe 0-3 is our justice.
It is ok brother – a wise man said:
my wife once told me that if she caused me as much sadness as the jets have over the last decade, i would never asked her to marry me.
I think about that a lot. My Sundays are for Redzone and weed now.
I seem to be literally the only person who not only expected growing pains like this but feels as though AG is going to be a good HC for us and Tanner Engstrand is going to be a great OC and will be here for years.
The Steelers loss hurt me deeply and this one was tough especially with the D having such a terrible game-ending performance, and I’m a long way from being happy but I never once felt this way about Saleh or any of the OC’s during his tenure.
I don’t even believe moral victories are a thing so I’m certainly not using that dumbass mentality, I just know that AG was brought in to change the culture here and I don’t get people thinking that was gonna happen in one offseason.
Wilks though. Oof. So far.
Owning a Kia Soul is enough by itself.
this team was projected as the worst team in the league lol why is anyone surprised?? this team is in year one of a complete rebuild, itz going too be another 3-4 years of really bad
I just hope we get incrementally better as year goes on. Let”s say it like it is…we went into the season with 2 backup QBs…
Owning a Kia Soul is enough by itself to do that.
And I just let you do it. Now I gotta move to a new school in FL, be a dickhead to my mom, start MMA, steal a guy’s GF, then beat him up.
After the Mets/Jets today you can pin me between your Kia Soul and said tree.
C’mon man.
This shit team ain’t worth thinking thoughts like that.
Man you just make one bad decision after another huh?
I would never give the Jets the satisfaction of knowing they killed me.
Fuck that bullshit
This is the best coach we ever had. Finding a way to keep us winless but still in games to the end. Losing the right way.
bro you drive a toaster
Dude didn’t even play today though and catching all the strays🫤
Coming from a jets fan in Kansas damn. This a Jets ass start for us. We might do something squirrely later in the season if we get sick of losing.
They’re closer to a win than you’ve had in 10+ years…
I think what we generally expected and hoped for is a losing rebuilding season that has some substantial flashes that the team is moving in the right direction with the new coaching. I think we’ve had that
They don’t play like a bully. You need to play with a heart full of hate and violence to win. I don’t like the jersey trades and I don’t like the sportsmanship. 32 teams/31 enemies.
Disgusting heartbreaking loss. soj !
Woah calm down … That tree did nothing wrong.
Now this team has sucked major a$$ for 27 out of the last 35 years..I’m being generous 1 or 2 years.
This is a franchise owned by Johnson & Johnson.
If we’re lucky then maybe we as fans, will see 1 more AFC championship game , ,in the next 5 years.
I tho k we are right on schedule, New coach, New GM should expect growing pains, at least we have been competitive