Chillllllllllll 🥅 #nhl #hockey #carolinahurricanes

For the first time in the Rod the Bod era, woosaw, the regular season doesn’t matter. Yeah, we are obviously making playoffs. Rod the ba, dude. Mister in the gym, mister. I’ll bench press your [ __ ] ass, dude. Sit on the bar. He’s got Dude, Rod the Bod goes, Rod the Ba’s got Stank on this bar, Stank on this side, Jary on this side. He’s benching him. That’s what I heard. Rod’s in there lifting the [ __ ] team normally, dude. But now for the first time in his life, dude. Stank and Jary on both sides of a bar that Rod is benching would be a Buu Bucks viral. Absolute nubies. And I think he could do it. I bet he could do it, too. I think he could do it. He could certainly squat it. Maybe that’s what we do. Rod the bod squatting with Stank and Jary on each side. Canes cup guys. Social can. We know you listen. You guys are the best. You make that happen, dude. For the first time in the Rod the Bod era. Woo! Woo! Woo! The regular season doesn’t matter. Yeah, we are obviously making playoffs. Oo, it’s okay. It’s okay. Rod the Ba, he finally knows, Dan, after all these dismissals late in the playoffs, he’s gone, “Oh, I’ve been looking at it all wrong.” He’s been listening to us. I’ve been looking at it backwards, listening to Netters. He put it in the mirror and he went, “Whoops.” Look at it in reverse. Who cares about the regular season? care about the postseason. Canes will finish second. A very easy, comfortable Woosaw second.

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