Gerrit Cole looks like he misses pitching

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1. that’s my quarterback

2. What Tylenol does to a mf apparently :/

3. Our guy is losing his mind slowly, cant wait to see him pitching again next year

4. That man is bored AF

5. Of all the current Yankees he’s the one I’d most like to have a beer with and it’s not even close

6. He does look bored out of his mind but on the other hand flying around the country and having the best seats in the house every night while getting paid 10s of millions of dollars a year sounds liiiiit

7. Did he take up piano this season to ease his boredom?

8. This is so fucking funny. The little hand lick before he starts shredding.

9. I love our Tylenol infused pitcher

10. He’s such a weirdo and I love him for it.

11. Psycho mode loading…

12. Good ol g money doing g money things

13. All work and no play make Gerrit a dull boy. All work and no play make Gerrit a dull boy. All work and no play make Gerrit a dull boy. All work and no play make Gerrit a dull boy. All work and no play make Gerrit a dull boy. All work and no play make Gerrit a dull boy. All work and no play make Gerrit a dull boy. All work and no play make Gerrit a dull boy. All work and no play make Gerrit a dull boy.

14. Hes gonna return throwing 103

15. Give him some damn banana

16. Must be playing rock band in his head.

17. Plays piano, guitar and harmonica at once.

18. He looked depressed af on the Yankees TikTok the other day. Dude just wants to pitch.

19. Other teams are lucky he’s not playing rn.

20. Getting the privilege to watch Cole pitch again is going to HIT HARD

21. That angst is getting channeled into a Cy Young season soon! 

22. Can’t wait until he’s back I love him

23. Homie been learning instruments

24. Don’t worry everyone, Cole will play this year. Boone will bring him out for a must win situation during the World Series (yes, we’re making it back) after having not faced live MLB pitches for the entire season. The rest I leave to your imagination.

    I don’t even know why I put such evil words into the world but go look at a photo of Aaron Boone and honestly tell me he wouldn’t do that exact thing. I’ll wait.