Chris Ilitch is in Boston to help celebrate the saddest champagne cart of all time
September 27, 2025
Chris Ilitch is in Boston to help celebrate the saddest champagne cart of all time
19 comments
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What’s he listening to?
I’m sure Chris has a half-bottle of Johnny Walker and some twizzlers ready if they pull this off somehow.
He’s wasting his time. They are about to be swept. Again
Great job signing all of these washed-up pitchers !
Listening to the Yankees game.
Sitting by himself living in his echo chamber
He sucks for sure. The weak link is the owner.
The Tigers won’t be popping any champagne
Shouldnt be a celebration if they actually get in. Shits embarrassing.
I definitely want to see ZERO locker room celebration for the Wild Card. If they miracle their way into a division title I guess that’s fine, a division win is still a big deal in baseball.
Wild Card? Clinching the wild card on the last weekend of the season is just a reminder of how fucking horrible this team has been since the all star break.
I don’t have the background history with him, but what exactly has he not done or not spent money on doing? Is he just cheap with getting big free agents or is that Harris who doesn’t want to spend the money?
Sell the team
Dude is destroying both the Tigers & Red Wings simultaneously. He’s mandated the GM’s to find talent on the cheap and couldn’t care less about the fanbase. Sell the teams!!!
If they clinch, I don’t think they should do the champagne celebration. Maybe that’s a hot take, maybe not. Now, if you make it past the WC or the ALDS, then maybe. But, not now after the last stretch of games.
19 comments
🖕🏼
What’s he listening to?
I’m sure Chris has a half-bottle of Johnny Walker and some twizzlers ready if they pull this off somehow.
He’s wasting his time. They are about to be swept. Again
Great job signing all of these washed-up pitchers !
Listening to the Yankees game.
Sitting by himself living in his echo chamber
He sucks for sure. The weak link is the owner.
The Tigers won’t be popping any champagne
Shouldnt be a celebration if they actually get in. Shits embarrassing.
I definitely want to see ZERO locker room celebration for the Wild Card. If they miracle their way into a division title I guess that’s fine, a division win is still a big deal in baseball.
Wild Card? Clinching the wild card on the last weekend of the season is just a reminder of how fucking horrible this team has been since the all star break.
I don’t have the background history with him, but what exactly has he not done or not spent money on doing? Is he just cheap with getting big free agents or is that Harris who doesn’t want to spend the money?
Sell the team
Dude is destroying both the Tigers & Red Wings simultaneously. He’s mandated the GM’s to find talent on the cheap and couldn’t care less about the fanbase. Sell the teams!!!
Crack open the Champale!!!
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If they clinch, I don’t think they should do the champagne celebration. Maybe that’s a hot take, maybe not. Now, if you make it past the WC or the ALDS, then maybe. But, not now after the last stretch of games.
Why did you post a picture of literal shit? 💩