Police investigating after Mac Jones spotted dead body at hotel hours before Thursday win vs. Rams

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1. Were they staying at a hotel on Skid Row?

2. This man can’t catch a break. Almost dies during the game and then the mental trauma of finding a dead body right after lol.

3. That was Sean McVay

4. Hopefully the guy just nodded off for a bit.

5. It’s going to turn into a wild conspiracy, he’s going to wind up leaving the NFL after this season to pursue what he has now discovered he was born to be – an investigator, and will dedicate his life to bringing down the people behind this. Then it will be a TV show, then a movie.

6. Dude’s a clear suspect. No way he survived that whole game without draining the life essence of some other guy.

   I hear potassium deficiencies are indicative of recent necromancy.

7. So he carries us to a win and also solves a murder all in a day’s work?

   There’s a TV series or movie idea somewhere here.

8. oh man I didn’t read this headline properly and thought we were about to have a fucking D4VD on our hands.

9. Geezus

10. I was skimming while pooping and read the first few words of this sentence and my first thought was

    “This freaking team can’t catch a break, poor Mac”

11. https://i.redd.it/7lqxxkp7m4tf1.gif

12. What the fuck lmaook the legend of this game just continues to grow.

13. https://preview.redd.it/tdfc47cdn4tf1.jpeg?width=352&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=424c704feb30228c831c5bc2bf2bed262d3f3e2a

14. Explains the Harlequin suit.

15. Kyle after the game: “he really knows how to sacrifice for the team, it’s really helped tonight”

16. WTF

17. https://preview.redd.it/j2xqv7akt4tf1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=529d4defd7b66227d3688a052b35573929c472df

18. OLine has him seeing ghosts

19. Players being shot, fighting off bad injury mummy curses, solving crimes like scooby doo, Kittle being Kittle, what is this team?

20. Honestly thought this was a shitpost.

    Nope.

    **This actually happened**

21. Spinoff opportunity: Only Murders in the Team Hotel

22. Why is this even news? Doesn’t he see multiple dead bodies in the locker room daily? 😂…😭😭😭

23. > Isn’t that a dead body in the bay?

    Mac Jones right before leading a Superbowl winning drive.

24. Which 49er died this week after practice? Season 4 of Squid Games will be filmed on site at weekly 49er practices.

25. Explains why he was wanting to throw up, kept seeing the body in his mind.

26. So Mac Jones is sacrificing fans of our opponents in order to win.

27. What??

28. Weird, because this was before Kyren Williams was murder by our defense.

29. “Hey Brock… you’re going on IR…FOREVER!” – Mac Jones, probably

30. Spotting the ultimate checkdown option even before the game.

31. He was wearing the two-face suit. He probably flipped for his life and then went to work

32. QB1 shit

33. What kind of episode of Riverdale is this

34. wtf

35. Eats bananas throws up on side lines bun knee wins game solves murder mysteries

36. Spots a dead body and also bodies the rams? That storyline couldn’t get any better!

37. This explains the bananas

38. Is that why Purdy didn’t make it to the game? 🫆

39. I kept thinking he had a haunted, exhausted look on his face the whole game….

40. Dudes got good vision

41. No wonder why he was yacking on the field. That dead body was probably not a pretty sight

42. Holy fuck. I read 30% of that headline and my heart stopped. “Mac Jones spotted dead..”

43. Mark Sanchez did it

44. he also wore a two face suit lol