OFF THE FOUL POLE. AARON JUDGE. 3-RUN HOME RUN. TIE GAME.

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1. #PLAYOFF HERO AARON JUDGE

2. FUCK YOU KEN ROSENTHAL

3. COURT IS IN SESSION MOTHERFUCKERS

4. I’m sorry Aaron

5. He’s silenced the critics this postseason

6. APOLOGIZE. EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU MISERABLE FUCKS, APOLOGIZE.

7. Aaron Judge

8. Win or lose the Judge playoff demons are exorcised and he’s going beast mode the rest of his career

9. Wow, that’s the most excitement I’ve felt today!! Let’s go!!! 😎👍🎶🧨😸🐶🏆

10. He’s still a triple short of the cycle, Rosenthal was right.

11. Aaron FUCKIN Judge

12. True fact, before his double, the Blue Jays radio broadcast actually said “Judge isn’t seeing the ball well right now.”

13. Thats our man🔥💯

14. SOMEONES WIFE IS GETTING A NUTSACK TO THE FOREHEAD

    YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE

15. He is trying to drag them kicking and screaming to Game 4

16. ##PLAYOFF CHOKE ON DEEEEEEZ NUTS

    ALLLLLLL RISE

17. YESSSIRRRRRR

18. You all hated on the Greatest Right Handed Hitter of All Time unbelievable

19. ALL RISE

20. A 100 mph fastball. Destroyed.

21. Insert mocking SpongeBob meme: Aaron Judge hasn’t done anything!!!

22. How the fuck did he keep that fair??

23. I’m not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Aaron Judge. We won’t ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I’ll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Aaron. I won’t be able to climax and I’ll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other’s eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he’ll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.

24. Ok that was fucking huge.. now a blast to win the game let’s fucking go

25. Judge doubters I just want to sincerely say Fuck You.

26. IM SITTING RIGHT UNDER THE POLE. I HAVE NO VOICE. LETS. FUCKING. GO.

27. Yo….I’m just so happy for the fucking dude. Let’s win the fucking game!