First things first, Fuck the Blue Jays.

I can't wait to hear what Buck Martinez has to say about this. If the Yankees aren't a good team I don't know what the Jays are after this mess. LOL, the Mariners just waltzed into the Rogers Center and destroyed the hopes of an entire country in their own building.

At least this should put the rumors of the Jays cheating at home to rest. Whatever mojo they may have had, it wasn't working in these first 2 games. If they could have cheated, believe me, they would have. Because man did it get ugly. Vladdy Jr is apparently eager to get to whatever vacation he's booked because he's suddenly forgotten how to hit, same for a fair amount of the rest of this "high contact" Toronto lineup.

The other Yankee killer Yesavage lasted just 4 innings against the Mariners attack! He gave up 4 hits, 3 walks and 5 runs including a massive 3 run bomb to Julio Rodriguez who apparently couldn't care less about Yesavage's funky arm angle or anything else he had to offer. After he was pulled the Jays bullpen imploded giving up another 5 runs as the game got completely away from them. The Jays get a chance to prevent a sweep by heading to Seattle and trying to salvage something but it ain't looking good so far.

For those that don't remember the Yankees went 5-1 against the Mariners head to head this season including a 3 game sweep. We pummeled the team that is right now pummeling the Blue Jays. I don't know how many Trajekt machines the Yankees are using but it isn't enough. Gaussman and Yesavage are far from unhittable. The club needs to put their profiles into these simulators for the off-season in Tampa and maybe install one of them and a Hawk-Eye at Ryan McMahon's house so he can figure out what a strike looks like.

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  6. The Blue Jays aren’t a good team, they can’t win if they don’t hit home runs.

  11. Fuck Boone for complaining about travel days.

    Mariners played, 5 hours, 15 innings till 1:06 am EST. Then flew across the country to Toronto and took both at the skydome.

    Grown man complains about other grown men not getting naps.

  12. No strays at RyMac! He at least had a homer in the last loss while everyone else wasn’t doing much.

  14. This is how you do it, every night different player steps up.

    Yankees FO should take notes.

  15. As a Yankee fan in Seattle I gotta say I’m pretty happy! It’s been fun out here the past few nights!

    Mariners are my “back up” team so it’s been fun

  17. Jays have no pitching I told you all this.. it’s over the jays next 2 starters bieber and scherzer

  18. Maybe next time they’ll focus on their opponent instead of riding high on who they beat the round before

  20. Series isn’t over but if it continues this way it only reinforces the fact that the Yankees have a major AL East problem.

  21. Good that the Blue Jay’s are losing but they still kicked the Yankees teeth in

    We’re becoming Met fans now? Our team implodes so we’re reduced to cheering against our rivals lmao

  23. I would like to pull a non-analytical bullshit take out of my ass. The alds was the BJs world series because they hyped up beating the yankees so much. Now they got no juice left. Fuck em.

  25. It’s almost like the Blue Jays are really not that good and we made them look like world beaters

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