Map of NFL teams overlaid over Europe, North Africa and the Middle East.
October 18, 2025
Map of NFL teams overlaid over Europe, North Africa and the Middle East.
24 comments
Very random, but I am here for it. Do Eurasia/Russia next.
Love it. Who are you repping?
The Cornwall Seahawks
The Lisbon 49ers
The Rabat Rams
The Casablanca Chargers
The Oran Raiders
The Sahara Cardinals
The Tunis Broncos
The Crete Chiefs
The Benghazi Cowboys
The Tropic of Cancer Texans
The Cairo Titans
The Bucharest Vikings
The Istanbul Bears
The Crimean Packers
The Black Sea Lions
The Cappadocia Colts
The Trabzon Browns
The Aleppo Bengals
The Sinai Falcons
The Arabian Jaguars
The Medina Buccaneers
The Mecca Dolphins
The Damascus Panthers
The Kurdish Commanders
The Tabriz Ravens
The Azerbaijan Eagles
The Grozny Giants
The Chechen Bills
The Uzbek Patriots
The Turkmen Jets
Edit to add: the Luxor Saints
#Go Tabriz Ravens!!!
Feel like there was a missed opportunity to shift the map and have the Vikings in Sweden/Norway lol
Titans should be in Greece.
Saints should be in Vatican City.
Vikings should be in Scandinavia.
Patriots should be in old England.
Browns should be in Dubai.
Turkey and Saudi Arabia have 1/3 of the league
Titans would be swapping their (underused) ancient greek aesthetic for ancient Egyptian and it would be pretty killer imo
Honestly, I feel like the Jets are the Turkmenistan of the NFL. Also, Florida is the Saudi Arabia of America, so this map kinda makes sense.
Sean McDermott happy to be closer to HQ
I was not aware Morocco had enough fans to support 2 teams. I’m here for it
Oh, that’s why I, as a central European, am rooting for Vikings! I never knew.
Seahawks are like fuck it’s still rainy.
The Seattle Cornish hens ?
Go Baku Giants!
The Raiders, Broncos, and Chiefs all in the fucking sea? Hell yeah.
Crete Chiefs dynasty
lol soon half those teams will be owned by the country they’re in
The Bills are never beating the terrorist allegations
From Morocco and a Rams fan, if uk anything about Moroccan sports the Rams and Chargers rivalry would be insane.
Not sure what Turkmenistan did to deserve that but now they can feel my pain
Ngl I am kind of impressed by the world geography knowledge of nfl fans
almost zero of that is europe lol
God, watching the Titans feels like I’m being Terrorized, can I sue for emotional damages?
24 comments
Very random, but I am here for it. Do Eurasia/Russia next.
Love it. Who are you repping?
The Cornwall Seahawks
The Lisbon 49ers
The Rabat Rams
The Casablanca Chargers
The Oran Raiders
The Sahara Cardinals
The Tunis Broncos
The Crete Chiefs
The Benghazi Cowboys
The Tropic of Cancer Texans
The Cairo Titans
The Bucharest Vikings
The Istanbul Bears
The Crimean Packers
The Black Sea Lions
The Cappadocia Colts
The Trabzon Browns
The Aleppo Bengals
The Sinai Falcons
The Arabian Jaguars
The Medina Buccaneers
The Mecca Dolphins
The Damascus Panthers
The Kurdish Commanders
The Tabriz Ravens
The Azerbaijan Eagles
The Grozny Giants
The Chechen Bills
The Uzbek Patriots
The Turkmen Jets
Edit to add: the Luxor Saints
#Go Tabriz Ravens!!!
Feel like there was a missed opportunity to shift the map and have the Vikings in Sweden/Norway lol
Titans should be in Greece.
Saints should be in Vatican City.
Vikings should be in Scandinavia.
Patriots should be in old England.
Browns should be in Dubai.
Turkey and Saudi Arabia have 1/3 of the league
Titans would be swapping their (underused) ancient greek aesthetic for ancient Egyptian and it would be pretty killer imo
Honestly, I feel like the Jets are the Turkmenistan of the NFL. Also, Florida is the Saudi Arabia of America, so this map kinda makes sense.
Sean McDermott happy to be closer to HQ
I was not aware Morocco had enough fans to support 2 teams. I’m here for it
Oh, that’s why I, as a central European, am rooting for Vikings! I never knew.
Seahawks are like fuck it’s still rainy.
The Seattle Cornish hens ?
Go Baku Giants!
The Raiders, Broncos, and Chiefs all in the fucking sea? Hell yeah.
Crete Chiefs dynasty
lol soon half those teams will be owned by the country they’re in
The Bills are never beating the terrorist allegations
From Morocco and a Rams fan, if uk anything about Moroccan sports the Rams and Chargers rivalry would be insane.
Not sure what Turkmenistan did to deserve that but now they can feel my pain
Ngl I am kind of impressed by the world geography knowledge of nfl fans
almost zero of that is europe lol
God, watching the Titans feels like I’m being Terrorized, can I sue for emotional damages?