Islanders A.I. Coach George Carlin is coach of the century #nhl #nyislanders #aicomedy #aishorts

Shocking scene on Long Island tonight. The Islanders head coach comm. The room got quiet after that speech. How are guys handling it? Uh, not great. He uh he knew exactly what to say to make you feel too interested. It’s not a mystery. Half the forwards can’t finish a sandwich. The blue line looks like rush hour traffic and our goalies are giving out free souvenirs every night. You people want to talk about a lousy start. Fine, but don’t sit there with your little notebooks like you didn’t write half of it into existence. Day one, you were already carving the obituary. How would you describe Coach Carlin’s message in there? Terrifying. He he knew exactly what to say to make you feel like you don’t belong. What did he say to you? Told me the only reason I’m here is cuz I skate fast said that’s not a brain. I cannot hear that. Do you think that coach people say your method of motivating players through humiliation? I say it’s the only thing that works. You think a guy learns anything after a pat on the back? No. He learns when I tell him he’s skating like a sloth with a snowbank. That coach, thanks for joining us live. Islanders looking to bounce back after the 03 start. What’s the message to the guys tonight? Message? Yeah. Don’t trip on the way to the bench might be the only thing we Absolutely shocking development. We’ll be right back after this. Did you Are we still rolling? That can’t be right.

⁠@NY_Islanders Coach George Carlin’s unique take on motivation.

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