Now That Framber Valdez Cut His Dreads, the Houston Astros Have a Shot at the Playoffs!

Thank you. You’re welcome, America. You’re welcome, Houston. For me, trying to badger him to get rid of those dumb extensions and get the real Frober back. Maybe that’s a little lesson to CJ Strad. What? But he doesn’t have time to cut it. He didn’t drastically change his hair. From literally put extensions in, then he went anti-extensions, then he came back with them for some reason. And this is all falling apart. And luckily the gods of superstition in baseball have gotten a hold of him and said, “Hey, uh-uh, take the extensions out.” Probably he’s just trying to rebrand. Like, no, that was the guy with the extensions was the guy crossing up his catcher. And I mean, he took the extensions out for a reason. I mean, god forbid. Yeah, he wants out of here so badly. Hey, even if you’re just, you remember, you’re pitching for your next team. If that’s how you have to look at it, look at it that way. Jim Crane was never going to pay you anyway. You could have won three Sai Youngs in a row. You weren’t going to get paid.

Framber Valdez’s hair extensions might just be the weirdest subplot of the Houston Astros’ playoff push at Daikin Park. From putting them in, taking them out, and bringing them back again — fans can’t help but wonder if superstition is messing with Houston’s October dreams. 🤯
Are the Astros really cursed by Framber’s extensions, or is this just bad timing during a crucial playoff chase? 👀

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