“Complementary football‼️” #dallascowboys #nfl #lockerroom #WASvsDAL

Hey, you see all these things we got to read? Hey, I’m going to go fast. All right, you ready? Roll. Hey, Javante. Two yard touchdown run. Dak the seed land for a touchdown. Dak the Fergie for a touchdown. Yeah. D Furry again for a touchdown. Shamar James force fumble. Should Davian Cloudy recover fumble? Mama, there goes that man again. Der with a P. Kan is [Applause] Dave Clul. Hey, and we ain’t Hey, we knew it was coming for this guy. Easy out of [Applause] Brandon Aubrey 47 yard field goal. Yeah. Brandon Aubrey 29 field goal. Yeah. But this is some type of record, right? It’s some type of record. I think the most 60 yard field goals I think in NFL history. [Applause] Hey. Hey. Last thing I got. Hey, last thing I got. Listen up. That was complimentary football defense. I’m so proud of you guys. Kick ass today. Proud of you guys. Hey, bro. Way to play compliment. Way to play complimentary football. Way to play for the man next to you, bro. Love y’all boys. Let’s keep going. Bam. Me on 3. 1 2 3.

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  14. I've been a dallas fan since 63,
    I know you're high in Mining over last week's game against the commanders, but they had a lot of men hurt you think you could have played that same game against Philly.

  21. Alright Cowboys Nation, this needs to be said. I think we as a fanbase need to slow our roll a bit okay. I don't want to rain on fellow Cowboys fans parade but if you forget to open the umbrella you most likely will get wet. Now admit it Cowboys fans haven't we seen this many times before, be truthful with yourselves, the Cowboys beating up on weaker opponents due to their skill level or team injuries. I want the the Cowboys to win just as much as any other Cowboys fan but reality is reality. Let's be real with one another, who have the Cowboys really won against and for that matter lost against. If we really look at it in totality there is no reason for Cowboys fans to really be in an uproar about this team…just yet. Week 1: They lost to the Philadelphia Shegles, they put up a good fight but nonetheless it was a "L" 20-24…the defense didn't make us worry too much then. Week 2: They had to go into overtime to win against the NY Midgets to get the "W" 40-37. Non-prime Russell Wilson, took us to overtime. This was the first sighting of what was about to become a common theme with the Cowboys…a horrible defense. Week 3: They got trounced by the Chicago (soft & cuddly) TeddyBears an "L" 14-31. This is where Cowboys fans started to realize this defense is sorry and soft as the freshest & squishiest cow patty. The offense that is being highly praised as of late forgot to show up for this one…or did they, to be determined. Week 4: A 40-40 tie with the Green Bay Constipations. This is where the offense showed back up and the defense was telling you what you could expect from them. Week 5: A 37-22 "W" against the NY Cropdusters…well whoopdy doo, Justin Fields, no more needs to be said, except 22 points shoulda been 10 at the most. It's the Cropdusters for Pete's sake. Week 6: A beatdown by the unassuming Carolina Kitty Kats 27-30 an "L". Belt swangin' Rico Dowdle told every Cowboys defender to get butt naked and he commenced to putting belt to azz on each and everyone of them (sorry f***ers). And finally we get to Week 7, a glorious showing for both sides of the ball for the Cowboys, a 44-22 (doubling up) "W" against our arch rivals the Washington Foreskins. And don't forget they were missing two major key pieces on offense McLaurin & Deebo, those two have the potential of making game changing plays. With that win Cowboys fans are shouting from the rooftops, Oh ya'll better look out now, Super Bowl here we come. Ya'll need to calm the hell down, we have all seen this before. This is nothing new, what happened to prove it to me. They are up and down so much you would think your watching a porn movie. I say give me wins against three upcoming quality teams then I will be up on those rooftops with the rest of my Cowboys fans because the movie we are watching right now is a rerun and we all know it. Hang in there Cowboys fans and see if what you beleive that you are seeing is true or false. The upcoming games against the Denver Shetland Ponies, Philadelphia Shegles and Kansas City Scalpers should let us know what we really have in our Dallas Cowboys.

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