Craig Carton: The Seattle Mariners are a JOKE… #MLB #Mariners #Shorts

The Seattle Mariners are a joke. It’s a joke of a franchise. While it’s a very pretty city right there on the water, it’s great. They’re a joke as far as people go. Their fandom is crazy to me. They’re walking around town holding these what are they called? Serpents. What are these things? Trident. The three the three forkid thing. Like imagine being a grown man walking around town holding a trident because you’re going to see a baseball game for a franchise that’s never made it to a World Series. I checked top to bottom on all my social media accounts over the last 12 hours and it’s almost as if the power went out. You know, the other day AWS went down and you couldn’t shop on Amazon for a couple hours and the internet was going a little uh honky, right? Well, in Seattle, the internet must be down because I haven’t seen a single post from anybody in Seattle as the Mariners, yet again, because it’s what they do best, have not made it to a World Series. Only team of all the franchises that have ever played in Major League Baseball that have never made it to a World Series. Forget about winning one.

Craig Carton GOES OFF on the Seattle Mariners — the only team in baseball history to never make a World Series. Two chances to win one game, and they blew both. “It’s a joke of a franchise!” 🤯

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11 comments
  1. Calling the Mariners a joke with a Knicks hat on is peak irony. You can’t make this stuff up,seriously. Absolutely diabolical.

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