I knew we were terrible, I didn’t know we were the worst!
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Don’t gotta see stats to know that.
3 plays and the opponent is in the RZ more times than I can count.
Are we not the worst in passing YPG?!? Apparently we are only the 3rd worst.
Drafting a first round mega project of a player, 2 rookie LB starting, from what was considered a very weak LB draft class, who would have guessed this defense would look this bad
It’s seriously a bottom 10 defense over the last 25 years in the entire league, and 32 defenses over 25 years is literally 800 total defenses. Bottom 10 out of 800…
A new GM fixes this.
Colin Cowherd can always go fuck himself tho
I’m pretty sure this is the worst defense I’ve seen the Bengals have in my 35 years of watching.
Man these bengals should like, do something about this huh?
I wouldn’t be surprised if we’ve had the worst defense ever in NFL history the past few years
Can’t really defend it anymore. It’s very bad.
I wasnt sure so…here’s the AI answer:
no single team has been dead last (32nd) in all four of those categories in a single season since the 2000 expansion to 32 teams
If you can’t draft well, at least trade for some decent players.

A couple of weeks ago, people were queuing up to tell me that this is an ascending unit and it was just the offense losing the time of possession battle that made them D look bad as they tired.
I wasn’t totally convinced then tbh, and it seems wild now…
The most surprising thing here is that there is a team who is worse than us on third down
Well, I guess developing players means living through the games where they…haven’t developed yet.
Oddly, I’m just happy that a down season or two is disappointing versus expected.
But but but I was told drafting Stewart and hiring a new dc would change all of this
18 comments

Don’t gotta see stats to know that.
3 plays and the opponent is in the RZ more times than I can count.
Are we not the worst in passing YPG?!? Apparently we are only the 3rd worst.
Drafting a first round mega project of a player, 2 rookie LB starting, from what was considered a very weak LB draft class, who would have guessed this defense would look this bad
It’s seriously a bottom 10 defense over the last 25 years in the entire league, and 32 defenses over 25 years is literally 800 total defenses. Bottom 10 out of 800…
A new GM fixes this.
Colin Cowherd can always go fuck himself tho
I’m pretty sure this is the worst defense I’ve seen the Bengals have in my 35 years of watching.
Man these bengals should like, do something about this huh?
I wouldn’t be surprised if we’ve had the worst defense ever in NFL history the past few years
Can’t really defend it anymore. It’s very bad.
I wasnt sure so…here’s the AI answer:
no single team has been dead last (32nd) in all four of those categories in a single season since the 2000 expansion to 32 teams
If you can’t draft well, at least trade for some decent players.

A couple of weeks ago, people were queuing up to tell me that this is an ascending unit and it was just the offense losing the time of possession battle that made them D look bad as they tired.
I wasn’t totally convinced then tbh, and it seems wild now…
The most surprising thing here is that there is a team who is worse than us on third down
Well, I guess developing players means living through the games where they…haven’t developed yet.
Oddly, I’m just happy that a down season or two is disappointing versus expected.
But but but I was told drafting Stewart and hiring a new dc would change all of this