The Cocktoucher

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  1. Dude thought he could beat the Celtics since his daddy’s off playing in the Bay Area. He didn’t count on Uncle Xavier teaching him a thing or two.

  2. He squeezed Minots pubic triangle with such force he shoved him with it. Then he kneed Hugo in the nuts.

  3. One of the dirtier players in the NBA. His is the most BORING brand of basketball. Slow motion crybaby flopping giant. Stop the game!…more free throws! Fahk.
    That said, Maxey, Edgecomb, Grimes, Oubre and Bona make it harder to hate the Sixers, but I’ll manage.

  4. Was it me or does he have a permanent limp? He always seems to be limping when he runs

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