OOOOOOO THE MAD KING IS BACK BOYS KOCHETOV WITH THE SHUTOUT!!!
November 5, 2025
OOOOOOO THE MAD KING IS BACK BOYS KOCHETOV WITH THE SHUTOUT!!!
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Chekhov’s gun is a literary principle stating that all elements in a story should be relevant and contribute to the overall narrative. If a gun is present in the first act, it should be fired by the third act.
Kochetkov’s gun is a Hockey principle stating that any goalie named Pyotr should be an absolute fucking baller and contribute to the team’s overall dominance. If Kochetkov is present in the first period, he will rob opponents blind by the third period.
So it was foretold, and so it is. Praise be Pyotr Kochetkov.
Can we have this version of pyotr 9 out of every 10 games for the rest of the year?
FIRST GOALIE OF THE SEASON WITH A SHUTOUT
good game by PK. this kid needs the confidence so every good game is a blessing. good to start hot
I’m not counting that bitch of a shot. Almost 32 minutes without a shot. That’s the literal definition of stifling team defense
huge win for kooch. especially after his really rocky end to last season after the LA blowout. good for him glad KOOOOOOOOOCH is back
KOOOOOOOCH
Snoochie Koochies!
Does he get next start, or 50/50 split with Andersen?
Also, why is Bussi still up?
Look at Koochie man so inspirational
KOOOOOCH
King Kucci 👑
Spared us all from hearing that god awful goal song!
RUSSIAN CHAOS SHUTOUT
Rangers fan, here on a peace mission. I root for you guys every playoff season (as soon as the Rangers get bounced). Canes looked great. I hope Nadeau keeps earning some time. Kid has a lot of talent. Kudos to Kochetkov. Dude was a stud tonight.
16 comments
Chekhov’s gun is a literary principle stating that all elements in a story should be relevant and contribute to the overall narrative. If a gun is present in the first act, it should be fired by the third act.
Kochetkov’s gun is a Hockey principle stating that any goalie named Pyotr should be an absolute fucking baller and contribute to the team’s overall dominance. If Kochetkov is present in the first period, he will rob opponents blind by the third period.
So it was foretold, and so it is. Praise be Pyotr Kochetkov.
Can we have this version of pyotr 9 out of every 10 games for the rest of the year?
FIRST GOALIE OF THE SEASON WITH A SHUTOUT
good game by PK. this kid needs the confidence so every good game is a blessing. good to start hot
I’m not counting that bitch of a shot. Almost 32 minutes without a shot. That’s the literal definition of stifling team defense
huge win for kooch. especially after his really rocky end to last season after the LA blowout. good for him glad KOOOOOOOOOCH is back
KOOOOOOOCH
Snoochie Koochies!
Does he get next start, or 50/50 split with Andersen?
Also, why is Bussi still up?
Look at Koochie man so inspirational
KOOOOOCH
King Kucci 👑
Spared us all from hearing that god awful goal song!
RUSSIAN CHAOS SHUTOUT
Rangers fan, here on a peace mission. I root for you guys every playoff season (as soon as the Rangers get bounced). Canes looked great. I hope Nadeau keeps earning some time. Kid has a lot of talent. Kudos to Kochetkov. Dude was a stud tonight.
I love me some KOOCHIE