Team hosts kicker Matthew Wright for visit (Per-Aaron Wilson) 47 comments Lmao the only guy who can score. Yikes. Just when you think things can’t get any worse. Great. There goes our offense. https://www.click2houston.com/sports/2025/11/04/source-texans-kicker-kaimi-fairbairn-dealing-with-lower-body-injury-status-being-determined-matthew-wright-visits/ Have we pissed off the universe or something? Football gods said we are not allowed to have anyone. He got hurt carrying the offense all season. Yeah I mean did you see him Sunday he kicked his fuckin leg off No wonder its hurt Sore back from carrying the team I knew we kept Dare for a reason Just fire nick caley the o coaches and let’s start the tank already It’s over https://preview.redd.it/xq5inaapzbzf1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db87e65246000f205105d4888e1a4f0f1d8ef8e5 That’s worse than losing CJ to be honest. Shit. That’s our only points scorer. season’s over now Who’s the back up? So we gonna get shut out Dare has a chance to be useful for once this season Oof we cooked Yeah we’re fucked This season just keeps getting better and better. He probably got injured from kicking so many damn field goals this past Sunday. This one tiny fuck was given to me by a stranger at a festival last week. It was the last he had to give, and now I give it to you fellow Texans fans. https://preview.redd.it/hwkg5uns1czf1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb1df0f464a024074283df3c40c0d14afd2759d9 Welp there goes our season 😔 Please Texans front office, sign a kicker. Don’t just wing it with Dare again. Broken back from carrying the weight of the offense and Nick Caley’s job every game. Cooked.  worst redzone offense without the starting qb or kicker… uh chat, are we cooked? lol So the Texans score 0 points until he’s back, gotcha! yea is over Our whole offense is on IR now. Leading scorer in texans history injured My fantasy team can’t take any more injuries Fairbairn! OUR MVP NOOOOO Lol so we’re getting blanked Coaches said they’re not worried about O-line though Jesus, our star player. this can’t be good Probably a sore back from carrying this team all season Fuck me. We are doomed. Our leading scorer Not our number 1 scorer! There goes the entire offense. Is it possible to score negative points? Oh we’re fucked fucked huh lol I would like to formally apologize for adding him to my fantasy team Not Care Bear Alright so definitely basketball season for sure. Thank god for Dare Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
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This season just keeps getting better and better. He probably got injured from kicking so many damn field goals this past Sunday.
This one tiny fuck was given to me by a stranger at a festival last week. It was the last he had to give, and now I give it to you fellow Texans fans. https://preview.redd.it/hwkg5uns1czf1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb1df0f464a024074283df3c40c0d14afd2759d9
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Lmao the only guy who can score. Yikes.
Just when you think things can’t get any worse.
Great. There goes our offense.
https://www.click2houston.com/sports/2025/11/04/source-texans-kicker-kaimi-fairbairn-dealing-with-lower-body-injury-status-being-determined-matthew-wright-visits/
Have we pissed off the universe or something?
Football gods said we are not allowed to have anyone.
He got hurt carrying the offense all season.
Yeah I mean did you see him Sunday he kicked his fuckin leg off
No wonder its hurt
Sore back from carrying the team
I knew we kept Dare for a reason
Just fire nick caley the o coaches and let’s start the tank already
It’s over
https://preview.redd.it/xq5inaapzbzf1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db87e65246000f205105d4888e1a4f0f1d8ef8e5
That’s worse than losing CJ to be honest.
Shit. That’s our only points scorer.
season’s over now
Who’s the back up?
So we gonna get shut out
Dare has a chance to be useful for once this season
Oof we cooked
Yeah we’re fucked
This season just keeps getting better and better. He probably got injured from kicking so many damn field goals this past Sunday.
This one tiny fuck was given to me by a stranger at a festival last week. It was the last he had to give, and now I give it to you fellow Texans fans.
https://preview.redd.it/hwkg5uns1czf1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb1df0f464a024074283df3c40c0d14afd2759d9
Welp there goes our season 😔
Please Texans front office, sign a kicker. Don’t just wing it with Dare again.
Broken back from carrying the weight of the offense and Nick Caley’s job every game.
Cooked.

worst redzone offense without the starting qb or kicker… uh chat, are we cooked? lol
So the Texans score 0 points until he’s back, gotcha!
yea is over
Our whole offense is on IR now.
Leading scorer in texans history injured
My fantasy team can’t take any more injuries Fairbairn!
OUR MVP NOOOOO
Lol so we’re getting blanked
Coaches said they’re not worried about O-line though
Jesus, our star player. this can’t be good
Probably a sore back from carrying this team all season
Fuck me. We are doomed. Our leading scorer
Not our number 1 scorer!
There goes the entire offense. Is it possible to score negative points?
Oh we’re fucked fucked huh lol
I would like to formally apologize for adding him to my fantasy team
Not Care Bear
Alright so definitely basketball season for sure.
Thank god for Dare