[Giannis on X] Random thoughts as I sit in my living room…do I have college eligibility??? Can I suit up for Marquette tonight? πŸ€”πŸ’­

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  1. You can play football for Marquette, Giannis. Wait, does Marquette even have a football team?

  2. He’s not, but for fun I asked GPT-5 what would happen. People say AI doesn’t have a sense of humor but I thought this was pretty damn funny:

    >If Giannis suited up for Marquette tonight, it would be less a basketball contest and more a physics demonstration. The only real suspense would be whether Southern U could keep him under 70 points before halftime.

  3. Relationships, Growth, Victory and a Whole Hell of a Lot of Fast Breaks and Dunks. Can you imagine the Shaka defense with Giannis as the main chaos guy?

  4. I fully expect players like this to go to Saudi Arabia in a LIV like basketball league to escape how bad of a product the NBA has become. I watch every Buck’s game and it is clear now they have an agenda to get Giannis out of here.

    And honestly, he has generational money now, what keeps him from just saying fuck you and retiring? He can buy half of Greece with cash.

  5. It’s 2025 big man the rules don’t fucking matter anymore. It would look like me playing JV girls or when the mascots get to destroy pee wee football teams.Β 

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