Would JJ Watt take inspiration from Tom Brady and…CLONE HIS DOG? 🐶 | The Pat McAfee Show

Would JJ Watt take inspiration from Tom Brady and…CLONE HIS DOG? 🐶 | The Pat McAfee Show

Ladies and gentlemen, future first ballot hall of famer, a member of the bull ring of honor. Ladies and gentlemen, JJ Watt Jage, owner of Burnley as well and Espanol. The soccer team’s absolutely crushing it. How come the Texans aren’t calling it the Bull Ring of Honor? How come I saw there’s an announcement there’s another member going in, a fourth member going in, I believe, this weekend. It just said Ring of Honor. I thought for sure this must have been a Mandela effect. I thought it was called the Bull Ring of Honor. It’s not. No, it’s just a ring of honor. Come on. That’s a miss. Yeah. I mean, you’ve you have certainly taken that bull by the horns and and led it around the track. So, it’s it’s got a second nickname for sure. No, I thought that was the official title. Yeah, I thought that’s what it was. And then I saw the logo and the photo and it’s like, oh, it’s not that. It’s just We did welcome Miss Janice McNair. Sweet, sweet soul. One of the best women ever. So, she is now up there and rightfully so. She’s the best. So, there’s four of you now in the Bull Ring of Honor. Are you guys going to play Uker? Is the crew going to get together and maybe play a little cards against each other? Uh, I don’t know. I don’t know. I’m there this weekend. I’m very excited. I got a Houston game this weekend. So, I’m really really looking forward to that. And, uh, really really hoping we can get some offensive production going. That would be that would be a plus. Yeah, that would be a plus for an offense to maybe not turn the ball over and do what they’ve been doing all season, you know, especially in a game where maybe it’s a homecoming for one particular squad. And let’s go back to the game that you called this past weekend as opposed to the one that you’re going to talk about this upcoming weekend, which we’ll certainly dive into. CJ Stra, that’s a big hit and obviously did not look good at all, but we’ll dive into that later. Let’s talk about Colts Steelers. You’re obviously calling it your brother has huge play after huge play. The defense very dominant, obviously a special teams turnover as well. This Colts offense didn’t look the same as it always has. Look, Jonathan Taylor was never really able to get going. It’s because this Steelers defense was so damn stingy. Your takeaway from the game is this is the Steelers team that everybody kind of thought they could be coming into the season and has the defense kind of flipped the switch on or is it just against the Colts when the 2005 teams in the building and that’s the only time they’re going to be good all season? What are your thoughts as you watch the game from inside? Um, I got a lot of thoughts. First of all, I’m going to go ahead and say that my prediction from last week of they just couldn’t win in those ugly throwback uniforms. Maybe that was true. They put their regulars back on and they play good again. Um the 2005 team being in attendance certainly you don’t want to embarrass yourselves in front of that group. You got Dick Leau and all just the legends there. Um so the defense wanted to come out and play good, I’m sure. But it was uh it was just all week long they had talked about simplifying their defense. you know, in our meetings and everything, they said they wanted to simplify it and just play fast. And I do think that the Colts may have abandoned the run a little bit early, partially because the Steelers were playing the run very well. But the Colts offense we’ve seen all year is efficient. It is on schedule. They stay ahead of the sticks. They get tons of yardage on first down, creating short seconds, short third downs, and they just weren’t really in that. the first drive of the game, they go out there and score a touchdown. But then the game got a little weird. They had that muff punt. Uh they had obviously the interceptions, the force fumble by TJ. That was really kind of in the stadium, the turning point. You could feel the momentum change. Um but I mean, six takeaways in the game is a ton. That Steelers defense really did have a good day. And we People are always looking for a reason to doubt the Colts. You know this, you’re part of it. We were talking to Zire Franklin about it and he was like, “Yeah, they always move the goalpost. It was, you know, we hadn’t beaten anybody, then it was we hadn’t beaten anybody outside, then it wasn’t on grass.” And so this is kind of one of those first ones where was it because it was outside on grass? Who knows? But looking for them to get back on track in Berlin for it wasn’t because of the grass. Okay, the boys are just fine going into a mutter if they have to. Okay, they just had an off game and the ball was going obviously a different direction than it had all season. We like that that happened as a fan. Yeah, let’s get it out of the way. Okay, let’s get out of the way. We’re still seven and two, still leading everything, but six turnovers you assume and you only lose by seven. Hey, almost had it at the end. Appreciate you shouting out the uh old onside kick. I appreciate the love. Last onside kick. Didn’t realize that it’s been that long since an onside kick. I mean, it that speaks to how on we got to fix this onside kick thing, man. We got to There’s got to be at least some sort of chance here. So, since he just got one against the Bears, but I think that was even uh that was because it was a shorter kick and the Bears end up hitting it with the foot, but I think there’s some protections on the guy. But yeah, you guys showing this one was really cool. Really uh sweet because I completely forget about that one to be honest. Yeah, just bend it over a guy’s back. Don’t worry about it. Bend it like Beckham. I don’t even to be honest when you showed it, I had not thought of that particular kick uh ever really since retirement because there’s so many more. You know, the one against Houston. I thought for sure it was going to be ours. I thought for sure it was ours. Yeah, we had a good time. Yeah. Okay, so we need to stop showing this. See, I mean that’s a nasty ball. I mean, it is an absolutely tell me that you thought that was getting recovered. You cannot tell me that you thought that was getting recovered. No, but it did dance exactly how I wanted it to. I I mean, it did exactly what I wanted it to do. I I mean, I bent that son of a I mean, that is You gave a chance. You gave your You gave the you know, your cover team a chance to get it. They did. And that thing was dancing. That thing’s dancing like a top. That guy’s scared to death. This thing’s coming at me sideways. You know, I don’t know what to do. And he tries to fall cuz he thinks it’s going to take a quick thing cuz it’s oblong. Yeah, right, brother. Benny like Beckham who just got kned I think yesterday around it. Boom. Let me hit a go. Hey, brother. Run a go route. I’m going to send this thing until you’re on the other side. Yeah, I I need to like that one more. Completely out of memory. Had no idea that that even happened until you guys showed it. So you kind of breaking news hands guy who’s responsible to try to read the bounce. That is very very nerve-wracking. See a lot of mine were surprised though and the onside kick now has kind of gone away from that completely. It’s just kind of to your point J is kind of just become over. Yeah. This a come on. Yeah. This one was cool. Yeah. This one was cool. J you don’t need to go to the well this many times. Yeah. Listen. I didn’t know Foxy was gonna be doing this. I didn’t know we had all of them back there. But I do appreciate the fact that I’m going down Glory Day. [Music] You guys even on the field? That’s what people were wondering, you know, and the reason why it was wide open is because we had hit had a surprise on game to the right earlier in the year and then we hit one to the left earlier in the year. So Houston Texans were like, “Well, if we go on the right and the left, this guy can’t do shit.” They completely forgot about the middle of the field. Now, I’m not saying that’s a bad idea cuz uh no kicker really um thinks that they’re safe when they do that kick. So, they it you know, as I’m kicking that, I think, oh, I’m going to get my spine fractured here, you know, cuz I’m going to go down on this and this is going to become uh boom boom boom. So, as I’m doing that, I’m literally like, you see me like I if you saw my face, it’s like a ready for full Oh, no. I’m I might not be able to walk out of here. I mean, who knows? Nobody touches me. I mean, they weren’t even close. I mean, what a perfect situation to come to this. Look, tell the CBS people that I very much appreciate them showing me do something good as opposed to something bad, which is normally the case in this entire situation. I would like to let you guys know you called a good game, too. I thought you called a very, very good game. All right, let’s talk about some other going on around the league. Go ahead, AJ J. Yeah, I know it’s most important on on top of your list what you want to talk about. Is it true that you may clone yourself and possibly your brothers uh with this whole situation with Tom Brady cloning his uh his dog I believe. Come on. It’s a great question, AJ. Come on. Took you away from the Steelers. Yeah, I thought we were going to do football still, but hey, Tom Brady’s greatest football player of all time. So, might be certainly topical. We’re we’re uh there’s a lot of dog talk in the analyst world. Um, I’m just going to keep my dogs on my Instagram story and that’s that’s going to be about the end of it. I don’t they’re not Hold on. No. Did we know that I could clone Valerie, my dog, who’s a pitbull sharpi dog who I absolutely love? Now, I don’t know if they’re just going to be able to pick up her mentality and mindset from being a street dog and shelter dog and everything like that. I don’t know if you’re going to be able to clone that, but if if Valerie can just be two years old again just sleeping at the at the Florida events like, “Hold on, I got the same dog.” Oh, she’s got a different attitude now. It’s like, okay, I mean, Valerie’s going through a different stage and then I just got Valerie for the next 50 years. Is that what’s happening? That’s what Tom Brady told me. Is Chuck the big one? Is Chuck the the hefty fella? They won’t let you clone him. You could you could clone him. Can we clone him? Legs have so much. I mean, give him a break. Okay. The Ottoman. Can we Can we Can we clone the Ottoman and just shrink it? Okay. The Ottoman is stronger legs. And he has an incredible stature, I will tell you. Yeah, he stands there strong and fat, but he’s very tough to move and he’s stubborn. Actually, if I could clone Chuck and get a better mindset, which is possible, I guess. Maybe I do that. Another shot from the beginning. Yeah. So, and maybe we did get him on doggy zmpic from day one because we know what’s in his blood. Yeah, exactly. We know he can become super fat. So, the cloning, you clone him. It’s starting back at the start, right? It’s like it’s just like a baby all over again. Yeah, here’s I had the same question. I don’t know if that’s God, man. That’s unfair. Well, and I’m the only one that didn’t have a leash on, you know, because he’s he’s too fat for the leash at the game. So, uh, he ran though. Look at him. His little legs damn near won. If it was skiing, he would have won. Yeah, that is not. Chuck’s awesome. We’re not thinking about calling Chuck anyways. Chuck’s got a long life ahead. Valerie though certainly on her final long life days here and uh AJ I feel like you I feel like you’ve looked into this before. I feel like you’ve looked into this before to clone animals or to clone humans. What are you talking about? All of it. I think you’ve looked into all of it. No, I saw the movie Multiplicity. It doesn’t always work out. There’s always going to be some defects when you do that. Good call. So, I don’t think that’s a smart thing. Well, if you could bring back Carl, my old German Shepherd, I would do it if he if he had Carl’s mindset. That’s what I need. That mindset. I don’t think they can clone the mindset. JJ, I don’t I don’t think they can do that. I don’t know. Tom would That’s up to you. Parenting, nature versus nurture. Maybe you maybe it’s you that put the mindset in him. I don’t want to give me that much credit for Valerie for sure. I I don’t know about Carl. Uh maybe my wife kind of Carl was Carl. Yeah, he was. Hey, rest in peace to Carl. Carl was a hell of a dog. Tom Brady doing this though does add to the thing about like, man, these super duper duper rich people just do sweet stuff all the time. Found out he can clone his dog. Yep. Give me her. And uh you asked is it a baby dog? Well, yeah. I think JJ asked it as well. I don’t know if it’s a dumb question. Do they when you clone it, is it just you pick the Thank you for asking because I’m with you, dude. Is it like a Does it come back? Yeah. Does it come back as you know, start from scratch or we starting from like what do we mean from petri dish? I just want to be appears. I think it’s I think it’s weird and I I thought I was in the majority, but apparently I’m not after the show. I’m not a big pet guy, so maybe that’s what it is. But it was more people on the Oh, maybe I’m with you. No, but what was what was the consensus though? It was the same thing. It was, hey, if I can clone Murf and he is the exact same dog as he is right now, I’ll take him. If I get a knockoff version and he’s not acting like him, I’ll kick that dog in the stomach as hard as I can cuz that’s not the dog I want. I want my dog. Don’t kick your dog in the stomach. Well, but but team Well, that’s what I’m saying. This thing’s This thing’s a monster. He’s created by science. He’s not a dog. He’s not my dog. Put him down. Listen, Tom Brady. Enjoy your dog, dude. Okay. I don’t think any of us are going to clone our dog’s butt. 50k, too. You got You just calling it the same name. Like, do you just go like just pretend? Definitely. It’s like the uh UGGA situation. This is uh Valerie 2. This is Valerie 3. You know, just like the um the uh Buffalo the um Ralphie. Ralphie. I They got that figured out. Did you have you seen the newest one? He’s got spunk. Lot of spunk. Yeah. Have you heard the why the new Ralphie was introduced? Jage? Uh, no. But I do remember our Buffalo Bison talk. We did have that. Okay. So, what happened was Ralphie five I think is which one it was. Uh, middle career prime. Okay. They thought they had at least three, four more years of uh Ralphie kind of giving it a go out there and Ralphie just said, “Nope, I’m not doing it anymore.” They brought brought her luck. He’s brought some hard times right there for the Colts. Why’d you do that, J? I’m talking about Ralphie 6 coming in and saving the day. And that’s what Danny Dimes is. That’s what Danny Dimes Maybe Danny Dimes is Ralphie. Danny Dimes is Ralphie 6. That is That is 100% sure. I don’t know. Things aren’t going very well out in Colorado. So, no, but Ralphiey’s killing it. Have you seen this uh Bison run? It runs. It does. It does. You’re exactly right. But like Colorado and Wisconsin might be a pick them right now. Surprising. Okay, so let’s talk about Wisconsin. You own Burnley and Espanol. Why don’t you own the Wisconsin football team? I, you know, I see Willie Compton giving speeches and donating his time and everything over there in Nebraska. You’re both You’re both in the middle of America. You’re potentially competing for the same type of players. Feels like you got to step up and maybe sell one of those soccer teams so you can invest directly into Luke Fickle’s pockets in that team. You have you thought about that? We uh we we we need to uh play better. Yes, we do significantly. Why don’t you go give a speech? I did. Didn’t work. Oh, no. I’m so sorry. Let’s move along. Let’s move along. Let’s uh let’s definitely move along. Debut has a question for you guys. I know it’s a lot of travel right now. You sound a little backed up. I mean, I know you kind of take I kind of take you as a homeopathic guy, not the you know, big farm guy. So, get your sleep, get your rest, hydrate. But, uh back to Also, there’s some drugs you can take. No, no, no. He he take it’s a raw dog. Let me hear both sides. Debb, what should I do? And Pat, what uh sleep, hydrate, and uh eat right. You already exercise, so that’s all you need. Sure. AJ agrees. And for me, you just call somebody that’s in the super duper world and say, “Hey, these are my feelings right now.” And they’ll say, “You got it. We’re sending two IVs to you with the nurse in about 14 minutes, and then they’ll say, “We’re going to give you this, and then you’re going to have that thing out of you in about 72 hours.” I would never do that because I don’t like getting pricricked. But I do believe that is what you super duper owners of soccer teams can do in this entire thing. We’re pulling for you and you only got to beat it one time. Remember throughout the season and then you’re on to the other side. Go ahead D. But back to the NFL. Uh big news yesterday with all the trades. You know on the other side of it, Cowboys, Jets, Colts, Seahawks who actually came out to be my winner in my opinion with the trade deadline. Who’s your winner as we sit here about 24 hours later? I’m with you. I like I mean the Seahawks are a wagon, dude. Like the the I think the West Coast kind of loses. I think I think there’s true football fans and deep football fans obviously know it, but they’re putting something together out there and then you go ahead and you add Shahed to it. It’s that’s Sam Darnold’s playing unbelievable football. That whole West Coast right now with the Rams and everybody like there is some very good ball going on out there. I mean, the Colts make a massive swing but also pay a massive price for it. Yeah. So, you you come in and we were talking about it during the game like were they going to look at a Trey Hendrickson edusher type? Are they going to look on the back end? you get sauce out there and you get Mooney back all of a sudden like where are you throwing the ball on that defense? Um so it’s the the Colts clearly also putting Danny Dimes in a very nice spot when it comes to negotiations in the offseason if he decides to take that stance because you’re basically all in at the moment and saying that this is going to be your guy. Yeah. and we have to figure out where that money’s coming from because because I think Jonathan Taylor, if we know anything about uh how his business goes, he’s going to be want to be paid as well. So, we got to pay Danny Dimes. We got to pay Jonathan Taylor. We’ve paid a lot of people on this team and they’re going all in and they showcas it even more uh yesterday and we’re all incredibly pumped about Let’s talk about trade deadline a little bit for you. Go ahead, Con man. Yeah, J. Uh something just to consider with Brady as well. You ever want to win a divorce, bring back your kid’s dog growing up? That might help. Um, when you’re looking at the trade deadline, it’s not a bad play. Exactly. Oh, you want to go to your mom’s house? Well, guess who’s here? The dog that you grew up with that was dead. Tada. It’s back. Um, but JJ, with the trade deadline, have you ever uh kind of gone through that process where your agent was letting you know like, hey, there’s a chance you might get um dealt here today. Uh, or were you always just kind of, “Hey, that doesn’t even matter. I don’t even think about that um up until the day unless your agent reaches out to you. Um, the only time it ever happened was my last year in Houston where it was at least like somewhat where I was like, “Ah, should I be listening here? Should I be paying attention?” Because we were obviously going through some stuff there and there was some organizational stuff. There was there was just a whole lot going on and I didn’t even know at that point. Um, so I it’s it’s really interesting because your your agent and everybody can tell you like, “No, don’t worry. You’re not going anywhere. Nothing’s going on.” But you still see all the stuff on the internet and you also realize that 99% of it is all Um but wow, I wouldn’t I won’t lie and say you don’t think about it and you start to look and you’re like, “All right, so if this if they did do that, where how is this going to work? Where am I going to go?” Like it’s it’s a really interesting thing between that and then free agency. And it’s I hadn’t been through that at any point in my career. And it’s uh it it it it’s wild to put yourself in situations and know like I could be living in a completely different place with a completely different life. And then he moved to Arizona, you know, and become a mega golfer. You see, he was out there on he’s got those hockey stick golf clubs. Became a valuable member of the community over there. Him and AQ used to actually sweep streets at night cleaning. That’s right. Pick up garbage. Pick up garbage and then make sure that Congrats on the I haven’t talked to you since. Congrats on the skeleton coming back. That’s fantastic. That was a big day. That was a big day in the Chipley household. Thanks for calling attention to that, Jage. I I think uh you mentioning it might have been uh the thing that made those frat boys say, “Oh, JJ Wall wants us.” Now, that only happened because the Houston Texans said, “J, get the hell out of our building, please.” You know, and that was whenever Nuke was happening. That’s a tough realization for some people. You know, we talked about Trent Richardson whenever he came out and said whenever he was traded away from Cleveland to Indianapolis, it was the moment where he was like, “Oh, this isn’t this is business.” He he thought it was kind of like a shattering moment to hear that a team doesn’t want you anymore. I think players experience that at the end of their careers as well. Like sometimes guys who have been the greatest for a long time are finally told by a team for the first time like, “Hey, we don’t want you.” And there’s like a jaded feel. You know, it doesn’t feel like any of the guys nowadays feel like that. Like Sauce came out and was like, “Hey, it’s just business. You got to do what you got to do.” I wonder if that’s because the NIO era where these guys have been around money for so long. It’s like, hey, business is everything almost. You know what I mean, J? Yeah, I think the business side of things has certainly become much more understood by everybody involved. I also think we’ve talked about it before like the the old school mentality of like this is my team. This is like I live and die and bleed for this team. It’s a lot different with even fans like with fantasy football and with the ability to watch all the games. You see people from a certain city who in the past it’s I only support this team. I don’t support anybody else. Now we’re in an era where you’re supporting all different people. Sometimes it’s just players and you’re because they’re on your fantasy team or just because you like them or maybe they got traded away. So it’s the whole jersey swap thing. It’s a little bit of everything. Like it’s it’s just not quite as like tribal as it used to be. Aaron Aaron Rogers jersey. Hawkamy. Yeah, big time. Hawkamy. Everybody’s going up right now. Who got it? Did they Did somebody get it? I’m not sure. I’m not I am not sure. Somebody did though. And the thing that I like is obviously the Colts number one team in the NFL still. And they’re humble enough to understand, you know, what a legends out there. And I see is S getting number one from DS. Dons is uh going Dons to Business alongside his brother. his podcast actually, Dons to Business Podcast, and he and Caleb will both be wearing the number two. You know, Caleb currently at Ohio State, maybe the best football player in college football as a whole. And uh Josh, superstar for us. Obviously, Danny Dimes and he have done some magical things together. He moves to number two because they’re dimes to business. And then so I didn’t even know you could do that in the middle of the season. Me neither, especially with like the jersey thing, you know, because anytime guys want to change numbers, they’re always like, “Well, you got to pay back the amount of money that jerseys have already been made.” That’s always something you’d assume sauce probably footed that bill for him. Yeah, I’d assume after getting paid like, hey, this is kind of how this whole thing goes. Don’s too business though, being their podcast that has just launched and them both wearing a number two and them coming out here saying too slippery, too sweet, you know, too everything. It’s too neat. Like that is a uh I think that is a very good move. I I like what they’re doing. And also the culture in the locker room is great. You see that immediately from before him even stepping foot in there. Yeah, you’re cool, dude. Let’s keep it moving. Let’s roll. It’s no worries. Let’s talk about Walter Nolan and Kas Campbell. the youngest defensive lineman and the oldest defensive lineman. Klayas gets two sacks. Walter Nolan makes his debut, a sack, two TFLs. Played great. What did you see from him? I love it, man. I mean, it’s it the Cardinals, we talked about this earlier in the year, like they lost those crazy crazy close games in quick succession and their season would be looking completely different. And it’s I mean as a guy who still has a bunch of friends on the team and in the building like I’m sitting there like damn it would be so much fun to watch these guys having success. Then Kas obviously dominating at the age of whatever the hell he is. He’s just still so damn good. Um obviously interesting moves there at the quarterback position and everything that’s going on. And then Marvin’s dad comes out and rips the offense. and then Marvin has a great game and it’s like wow that’s we should just maybe we should rip the offense earlier if that’s what it’s going to look like at this point. Um but I don’t know it’s it’s tough. I I know what it’s like down there in Arizona. I want them to be good so badly and it would have been awesome if those one-sore games had gone the other way and we were sitting there looking a different story. Jacobe the quarterback obviously incredible leader and uh ability to navigate through the offense and they have a lot of faith in him as well as they should. Huge Monday Night Football win. Marvin Harrison Jr. said he was pumped up to be a focal point of the offense. J obviously off on that note, the Cowboys brought in Logan Wilson, Quinnon Williams, like especially Quinnon Williams. What does he bring to a team when you have a big dude like that that is that dynamic in the middle? Like he can help a lot. I think I don’t think people understand what kind of impact a big big dude like that can have on a defense. Yeah, sounds like they could have used a Monday night from what everybody’s saying. I don’t know. Um but uh yeah, I mean Quinton Williams is a guy like I love Quinnon Williams game. I mean, it’s like he can play the run, he can play the pass. Um, I mean, you look at the Jets and you’re like, “All right, so you trade these two stellar young pieces that you have in hopes of drafting more stellar young pieces for like I I just I’m not 100% sure. Yes, it’s a huge hall and yes, they got a bunch of great stuff, but Quinnon’s great. Uh, do I know if he’s going to fix that Dallas defense? No, I don’t know that. But he’s certainly going to make it significantly better. The guy’s a damn good football player. and you have somebody that can plug up the run like that in the middle and rush the passer, it makes your entire defense better. So good for them. Now, if you compare I know there’s been that sideby-side done with the Micah Parsons trade and everything that’s been done with the picks and everything with it. I’m I mean Michael Parsons is still Micah Parsons. Yes, he certainly is. And Money Time Micah is going to show up in a big way for the Green Bay Packers, we think late in the year, which will obviously pay off the entire trade and then some. Here’s some Hembo stats about maybe Quinnon helping Jerry Jones on trade Michael Parsons. We need to be able to stop a run. Okay, he’s here, there, there. We tied. Most run stop wings as a DTackle this season. Quinnon Williams 61 of them. There you go, Jage. That’s all you need to see. He He’s dropper stat most run stops by DTackle, Quinnon Williams. Period. That’s all you need to know. So most run stop wins, not most run. That’s Those aren’t tackles. What exactly are those? Well, he’s eating up, you know, like, you know, ball. Benny, you’re g run stop wins. I mean, wouldn’t wouldn’t it have to be a win for you to stop the run? How do you how do you have a run stop loss? Uh, here’s the explanation, please. A defender can earn a win by doing any of the following. Beating his blocker so he’s in better position to stop the run. Disruping [Laughter] out the egg white. disrupting the pocket or running lane by pushing his blocker backward. Okay. Containing the runner such that he must adjust his running lane. Okay. Or record or recording a tackle within three yards of the line of scrimmage. That’s a run stop win. And guess who has the most of them? Dallas Cowboys Quinton Williams. Wow. James, these people that just make up new things like this is you like like I’ve seen like like there’s like uh you know you should see the EPA on these run. Yeah. Please. Yeah. Seth Walder says that uh do we know who that guy is? Is that a real guy? He’s a graph man. That’s the only thing we know. The guy just makes graphs. No. A lot of them. Is that what he does? cuz he gave the Colts a D and the Jets an A. If it’s not coming from Bill Barnwwell, then you don’t need to worry about what it says. Thank you, Ty. Yeah, exactly. Gump’s a big Bill Barnwwell guy. I know his ball. I know his ball. I did not expect Gump from the back saying, “Whoa, whoa, whoa. Bill Barnwwell will tell us the truth in this entire thing.” Um, Jage, how’s Burnley? How’s Espanol? We’re doing good. Uh, Espanol suffered a loss midweek. We’re doing good. We’re in sixth right now. at West Ham coming up this weekend in Espanol. We got Villa Royale. V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V V Royale. V Rail Royale. Good school. See that? So, it’ll be good. But Burnley West Ham will be a great one and Espanol is another shot. Life is good. Yeah, it is good. Wisconsin’s getting We’re out of the relegation. Sold. Don’t we don’t need to go there. Uh Burnley Burnley’s out of the relegation zone. Espanol’s in six. That’s good. We don’t Burnley’s out of relegation. We’re going to stay up with the big Okay, Burnley. Let’s go. Schedule to start the season. You guys have been playing well. Gumpy, what are your thoughts on Espanol maybe going on a run after taking on Villa Royale this weekend? They should. Villa Royale is playing midweek, so you could get them a little bit tired rotating some changes. Espanol bounces back this weekend. Got to beat West Ham if you’re Burnley. West Ham struggling. Is Burnley still parking it or not parking it? I forget what their problem was. They would have the lead and then they wouldn’t park it and then the other team would just blow right through them. And I tell you what, I’m not you. This Burnley team’s playing some good footy. Really? They are. They are much better than when they were up in the Prem the last time around. Okay, how about Espanol? What do we think of Espanol? Obviously, they were like third in all of the Spanish Super. Yeah, there it is. La Liga. Are they still up there? What style of play do they have? And are they exciting? They’re very impressive to watch. They’re top six. Hopefully maybe uh Champions League or Europa League for JJ’s boys. Champions League. Yeah, we got we got the boys rolling over there in Spain, man. We got Perea. That’s We are We’re living good. We’re living good in Barcelona right now. Have you you’ve never been a part of the Champions League obviously that has to be massive for ownership if you get in the Champions League I would assume. Yeah, I mean obviously that is that is the ultimate goal to be playing European football um and everything that comes with it. So he just saw dollar signs. Look at that face. Wow. You got to be real careful because that’s when people get in trouble. You make it and then you’re like oh my gosh you got all this cash. throw it back in and then like it’s you got to be the business side of this has been really really fun and a lot bank account that’s what it sound like that’s no you don’t put it you do it smart so that you can sustain yourself you’ve seen we’ve seen teams go and play in Champions League ball and get relegated like you you got to be really smart a lot more games during the week your team can get thinned out get banged up like you got to build depth in your squad to play in those competitions yeah you got to make sure you’re not just pocketing and looking at the bottom Fine, change. Okay. Yeah, trust me. You don’t There ain’t no pocketing anything going on over here. It’s expensive as to run these teams. You’re the best. You’re the absolute greatest. Hope you have success in that as you have in everything else in your life. You’re the man, ladies and gentlemen. And you’re this weekend, Houston. You’re in Houston. Houston. Yeah. We got Houston versus the Jaguars who are hot on the Colts tail. Five and three. Colts seven and two. Seven and two. But if Berlin flips, if Jags, I mean, who knows? Who knows what’s happening in this AFC style. They got real interesting after that Pittsburgh game. Well, and Cam Little is hitting 68 yard field goals. And how about that? They’re trading for wide receivers that everybody wants. I mean, Jacksonville is a whole different team than they were. And Houston appeared as if they were going to be on a different trajectory there for a couple weeks. CJ Strad gets hurt. Kind of change that conversation, I guess, huh? That’s kind of everybody’s out on the Texans all of a sudden. I mean, it’s it’s tough, man. The Texans defense right now is literally playing like a historic defense in the NFL. Number one in total yards, number one in total points. Like they’re doing everything possible. It’s just they’re not they’ve had 10 attempts to score from inside the two yard line this year and they’ve scored on zero of them. 10 times inside the two yard line. Scored zero. That’s heartbreaking. You have to be able to put the ball in the end zone, man. That’s heartbreaking. Um yeah, but that’s that’s what’s going on there. Um the defense is playing phenomenal. So, I’m really looking forward to seeing that. And if you wouldn’t mind letting the Jaguars fans know because they saw the announcer pairing come out and they were not happy that I was calling the Texans game and they think it’s going to be a one-sided fest. So, if you wouldn’t mind calming them down because they’re my mentions already. I told them I I said here earlier listening to you call the massive TJ Watt success and Steelers game against the Colts. I I didn’t think you were There was one time you said we very ecstatically and I was like, “Okay, I’m going to red zone. Scott Hansen’s getting my ears uh going forward.” That was at the very end. That That was at the very end cuz then you said it. Well, I said we about us. When you kicked the onside against us, I said we and Ian had to remind me that I have to tell people that I played for the Texans. He was like, “When you say we, you mean I said the Texans?” Oh, yeah. Cuz you went to Arizona. We talked about that. But on that note, I think you do a very good job at calling it. You also you got good moxy in there, brother. It is entertaining listening to you uh kind of go about doing your thing. And the energy alongside Mr. Eagle there is fantastic as well. I think you’re crushing it. We’re proud of you. I appreciate it. I appreciate you guys very much. I learn a lot from y’all. So, I uh I try and take some of your guys’ fun and energy and banter with me as well. Yeah, I see Ash Jade is still going. It’s a good one. You should continue to do that, especially because we can learn more about one of the greatest of all time. And all I need you to do is go to keep my networks.com and maybe you can continue to watch. You’re the man. Post it from the sauna next time. Do it from the sauna. 194 in there, bro. Yeah. Love it. Love it. That’s really hot. I do. I got the red light in the sauna and cold every day. I love it. That that sauna is no joke. I don’t red light. I got the uh the rocks. The rocks where I’m tossing. No, I I No, I don’t do the red light. I don’t do infrared. I do real sauna with you. I’m with you. I don’t I don’t I’m not an infrared guy. They said my inside’s getting better. Oh, you do red light after the sauna. AQ face thing. Yeah. Yeah. You still doing that? Looks like it. Yeah, I’m doing it. I got I got the tower now. I got the tower. Oh, wow. Wow. Just walk full body. Stand there naked. 10 minutes each side. Oh, hold on. So, so what’s happening? Visual. You put your arms out like that like you’re Jesus. Like a spray tan. You stand there for 10 minutes. Oh yeah. And then you turn. Your shoulders got to be so tired. And it’s You don’t stand. Why do you stand there with your arms out? You spray your feet. Oh god. They get that. You never know, man. Ladies and gentlemen, JJ won. [Music]

Friend of the progrum JJ Watt joins The Pat McAfee Show on Watt Wednesday to discuss…

0:00 It’s not the “Bull Ring of Honor”
1:53 Pittsburgh Steelers’ defense ramps it up
4:23 Onside kick talk
7:42 Tom Brady cloning his dog
14:34 Who won the NFL Trade Deadline?
16:20 Vibes of the deadline as a player
20:39 Sauce Gardner wearing No. 1
21:32 Arizona Cardinals talk
23:19 Quinnen Williams trade
26:10 Burnley & Espanyol talk
28:49 Jacksonville Jaguars vs. Houston Texans
31:23 Self care & wellness

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