These made up statistical groups are so obnoxious.
That’s our QB!
SINCE THE START OF THE NFL THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A QB THAT WENT TO UNC, PLAYS FOR THE PATRIOTS AND NAMED DRAKE MAYE! UNPRECEDENTED.
It’s like citing a stat of how many QBs were named Drake Maye
As bad as the timing has been on most of his INTs, it’s impressive how few he’s thrown considering how tight of a window he’s had for most of the highlight reel passes.
Drake is going to have an amazing career and he’ll be one of those QBs that WRs take a pay cut to play with. New acquisitions aside, hes made our WRs from last year look like pro bowlers, when everyone was calling for all of them to be cut or traded.
Show me the list of QBs that are named Drake “Drake Maye” Maye
Just an odd stat lol, they come up with anything
But how many people have don’t it while riding a unicycle and carrying a 7 scoop ice cream cone?
Only player in NFL 2500+ passing yards, 70% completion rate, 250 yards through 10 games while also preferring *Better Call Saul* over *Breaking Bad.*
I hate that “cherry picked” has just lost all meaning in sports now because people scream it out anytime there are more than 3 statistics grouped together for a player lol
The way Drake Maye sets records is so tuff
I love how every week analysts will play with stat slider bars until they find the perfect intersection where “this has NEVER been done before!”
The rushing yards must be doing some seriously heavy lifting here to exclude players.
An not getting any of the calls other top QB’s get. That helmet to helmet on the sideline last week was ridiculous
Does he still have that Rodger’s Brady and Mahomes stat going of whatever the 12 games was and he has 8-9?
Drake reading tweets from DrakeMayeLover:
“Like if you agree…”
“It’s just a picture of myself…”
This is stupid as shit.
Thought his completion percentage dropped below 70 after Sunday?
Never has a QB consumed
3 Crunchwrap Supremes
2.5 Turkey Dinners
11 Beers
A dozen apples
5 Handpies
All before the 2nd quarter of a game
And smoked a pipe while throwing for 77% completions, a 33:1 TD/INT ratio and stole your girlfriend besides Drake Maye and Tom Brady.
We are witnessing greatness.
Another day, another obscure cherry picked stat. Love it.
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Drake Maye
Cherry picked af but that’s my qb🔥
MVP status
Drake “Drake Maye” Maye.
These made up statistical groups are so obnoxious.
That’s our QB!
SINCE THE START OF THE NFL THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A QB THAT WENT TO UNC, PLAYS FOR THE PATRIOTS AND NAMED DRAKE MAYE! UNPRECEDENTED.
It’s like citing a stat of how many QBs were named Drake Maye
As bad as the timing has been on most of his INTs, it’s impressive how few he’s thrown considering how tight of a window he’s had for most of the highlight reel passes.
Drake is going to have an amazing career and he’ll be one of those QBs that WRs take a pay cut to play with. New acquisitions aside, hes made our WRs from last year look like pro bowlers, when everyone was calling for all of them to be cut or traded.
Show me the list of QBs that are named Drake “Drake Maye” Maye
Just an odd stat lol, they come up with anything
But how many people have don’t it while riding a unicycle and carrying a 7 scoop ice cream cone?
Only player in NFL 2500+ passing yards, 70% completion rate, 250 yards through 10 games while also preferring *Better Call Saul* over *Breaking Bad.*
I hate that “cherry picked” has just lost all meaning in sports now because people scream it out anytime there are more than 3 statistics grouped together for a player lol
The way Drake Maye sets records is so tuff
I love how every week analysts will play with stat slider bars until they find the perfect intersection where “this has NEVER been done before!”
The rushing yards must be doing some seriously heavy lifting here to exclude players.
An not getting any of the calls other top QB’s get. That helmet to helmet on the sideline last week was ridiculous
Does he still have that Rodger’s Brady and Mahomes stat going of whatever the 12 games was and he has 8-9?
Drake reading tweets from DrakeMayeLover:
“Like if you agree…”
“It’s just a picture of myself…”
This is stupid as shit.
Thought his completion percentage dropped below 70 after Sunday?
Never has a QB consumed
3 Crunchwrap Supremes
2.5 Turkey Dinners
11 Beers
A dozen apples
5 Handpies
All before the 2nd quarter of a game
And smoked a pipe while throwing for 77% completions, a 33:1 TD/INT ratio and stole your girlfriend besides Drake Maye and Tom Brady.
We are witnessing greatness.
Another day, another obscure cherry picked stat. Love it.
MVP MVP MVP
At least this far….