5 Teams the Seattle Mariners NEED to Talk to This Winter | Top 5 Tuesday

5 Teams the Seattle Mariners NEED to Talk to This Winter | Top 5 Tuesday

Which five teams provide the best trade fits for the Mars this winter? Colobby will tell you that coming up here on top five Tuesday. Colobby, hit it. You are Locked on Mariners, your daily Seattle Mariners podcast, part of the locked on podcast network. Your team every day. Ohoy sailors. It is Tuesday, November 11th, 2025. This is Tutting Gazales and Kobe Patnode for the Lockdown Mars podcast, part of the Lockdown Podcast Network, now the number one sports podcast network. On today’s show, it’s Top Five Tuesday. And uh yeah, we we forgot to spin the wheel at the end of yesterday’s show. Whoops. So, we spun it off air and Colby as a result will be tackling top five trade partners for the Mariners this winter. So, the five teams he thinks are the best fits for a trade with the Mariners. And once he’s done with that, I’ll do the top five Mariners commercials of all time. Uh before we get started though, I want to shout out our title sponsor today, Game Time. Download the Game Time app, create an account, and use the promo code locked on MLB. That’s L CD O N MLB for $20 off your first purchase over at Game Time. All right, Colobby. Top five trade partners for the Mariners this winter. Floor is yours. Yeah, so there’s a bunch of different ways. one can, you know, go after this list. Uh, you can look at who’s just got the most trade pieces that the Mariners might be interested in. There’s, you know, who is the best fit for what the Mariners have to offer. There is, you know, a bunch of different ways uh to look at this. So, you just kind of try and blend them all together. And, uh, even though there these are numbered one through five, they’re not really, you know, ranked per se, but we all love list. So, we’re going to do this like a list. And we’re going to start with number five and that is simply the Arizona Diamondbacks. Uh really because of one player. I it it’s Catel Marte. Um and the reason why one player is, you know, so prominent and get you a spot on this list is because Catel Marte is the perfect player to go out and get. He is an offensive force. He’s one of the best offensive players in all of baseball. He currently plays a position that you do not have an answer for. he is more than athletic enough to move to third base if needed. Uh, and you can try that. Uh, the bat should age pretty well. I know he’s got five years minimum left on his contract, but the bat’s going to age pretty well. The skill sets there, uh, for him to hit well into his 30s. And the contract is very team friendly. Five years, $90 million for this guy. Uh, and Arizona is reportedly by one Mr. Bob Nightingale. uh very motivated to trade him before April when he gets his 105 right. So uh where you can you know he can uh full trade clause. Yes. So it makes sense that they would move him again. Arizona’s also talked about needing to cut some payroll after they spent over the last few years. Uh and Mart is really the only guy to do it. I mean they could try and and get somebody to take Eduardo Rodriguez’s money from them. They could. Uh but probably not. Uh they’re not going to trade Corbin Burns. Nobody’s gonna trade for him coming off of Tommy John anyways. Obviously, they’re not trading Corbin Carroll and they just gave Purdomo the extension. So, it does feel like Mart is the odd man out here. So, uh because Marte is such a great fit for the Mariners and what they need going forward. Arizona, that alone gets Arizona onto the top five. And you know, they’re always smaller pieces on every team that could make some sense uh for the Mariners. Maybe a a Jake McCarthy uh type or somebody like that. Uh but really the Arizona Diamondbacks are on this list because of Catel Marte. All right, number four. Uh yeah, number four also heavily led by one guy, but there are actually some other notable options here. That’s the uh Detroit Tigers. Uh obviously Terk Scubble, big name and and you know when you’re linked by Buster Only being like, “Yeah, the Mariners are going to be in on this.” It’s kind of there’s a lot of smoke there. Now, uh, aside from Scubble, the Tigers have some interesting names. They have, uh, Matt Beerling, Andy Aanz, uh, Jamai Jones. Uh, those are three guys fit left-handed pitching very well, and the Mariners really could use a actual threat uh, off the bench against right-handed pitching. Verling might get left-handed pitching. Yes. Uh, Verling might be your your starting third baseman. Uh, but he could also play in the outfield as well. So, um, yeah, there are some and then obviously there’s some bullpin guys. You’re probably not going to get Will Vest, but, uh, there are a couple of other bullpen arms, uh, maybe a Tyler Holton, uh, type of guy, but, uh, that’s my guy. Yeah, it really is Scooble and then it’s a bunch of role players, but the role players are, you know, players that the Mariners could actually use and greatly benefit from. So Detroit again, they get in the top five mostly because of Scubble, but there are, you know, a couple mid-le bullpen uh pieces here and three, you know, really solid athletic uh, you know, infielder/outfielders who hit left-handed pitching, which the Mariners could definitely use on their bench. Yeah. You know, a guy that I I didn’t mention when we talked about the Tigers last week during our AL Central trade preview was Bo Briski, all the B. He had a bad year this year, but I was really impressed with him in in 2024. I don’t know, maybe if the Tigers are willing to move on from him, essentially wave the white flag on him. I would love to take that shot. Yeah, he makes sense. Um, I don’t think they’ll do it, but you might as well ask about Carrie Carpenter. If for no other reason, it keeps him from facing you. So, uh, yeah, but I do think it’s the the three righties. Uh and then it’s Skoo and then there are probably two or three guys on the bullpen. So a bigger selection than Arizona can offer you. Uh but uh obviously also has the the one big piece that uh everybody will be focused on, but there are other options here in Detroit. So they land uh at number four. All right, we will get into your top three trade partners for the Mariners in just a moment, but first a reminder, this episode of the Lockdown Mariners podcast is once again brought to you by Game Time. NFL season is back and there’s nothing better than being in the stadium surrounded by fans cheering on your team. But let’s be honest, getting tickets can be a hassle. Between cues, login screens, and prices jumping at checkout, it’s frustrating. 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Colobby has given you his top five trade partners for the Mars this winter. We already went over number five and number four, the Diamondbacks and the Tigers, who’s coming in at number three for you, Colobby. Yeah. Number three is a team we’ve also talked about uh you know a fair amount and that is the Minnesota Twins. Uh the Twins are a full rebuild team right now. We think we think they should be. They acted like it this summer and it’d be kind of foolish of them for uh you know it would be foolish for them to you know turn course and and do a 180 and start to add again this winter. Um maybe they do. I don’t know. But uh the Twins are a team that should be looking to sell and they definitely have pieces. I mean, I I think if you’re looking like on the lower end of things, a guy like Edoir Julian would be a really interesting kind of Domcan zoneesque option at DH, maybe second base, uh certainly has, you know, walk ability and power and, you know, strike out some, but it’s been a while. But, I mean, that’s the lottery ticket. That’s the low end of guys that you could be looking at. You could be looking at kind of another lottery ticket here, Royce Lewis, you know, a a third baseman who um has a ton of power and when he’s healthy, he’s been pretty darn good. not really last year, but uh and it does sound like the Twins really want to move on from that situation. They’re they’re quote unquote sick of of the the Royce Lewis thing. Uh so, you know, obviously that’s kind of more of a a shot that you take, but it is a high upside shot and you do not have a third baseman uh right now. So, that would be a really interesting ad. Um you know, the the dream here is probably Byron Buckton, but I think that’s even less likely than uh Marte or Scoo. Uh so but I’ll just mention him maybe maybe uh if he’s willing to win the no trade. Byron Buxon would be incredible. Uh but really what you’re looking at here for the Twins is the pitching. You get Joe Ryan who’s got two years of club control. Bailey Ober who’s got two years of club control. Uh Pablo Lopez more expensive but higher upside. Mrs. Bats something this Mariners rotation could use a little bit more of. Uh and then you got some bullpen arms like Justin Topa and Cole Sans. uh a couple guys who make some sense there. There are multiple guys who make some sense. And then obviously there’s, you know, the role players, Trevor Lick, maybe a Cody Clemens. It’d be somewhat interesting to see Ryan Jeffers, but he’s making just a little too much money for a a pure backup catcher for me, but that might be interesting. He’s also not been very good the last couple years, but um you know, he he has had some big years and you kind of need that right-handed thump off the bench and Jeffers could make some sense there depending on what you do with Harry Ford. But the Twins just have a lot. They have top of the rotation pitching. They have, you know, some really good role players offensively. They have a superstar who probably isn’t available, but maybe just might be. Uh and they’re a team that’s looking to rebuild, which fits you perfectly. So, yeah. Uh the Twins are are definitely uh one of the the five best trade partners for the Mariners uh this winter. So, uh who’s number two? Yeah, coming in at number two, it’s an oldie but a goodie. It’s the Tampa Bay Rays. Um wow, I’m so surprised. Yeah. Uh yeah, Tampa, you know, surprise surprise. Yes, they they’ve already made a trade this winter, so maybe that was the one that they make, but uh there are some big pieces here. And Tampa Bay is in in an interesting spot in the AL East because they have a couple of older players who are entering the last year of their contracts. They are Hold up. Jake Frillley is in the Rays organization. Yeah, they claimed him uh the other day. Yeah. All right. Yeah. the return of the king. That’s right. But uh so anyways, they have a couple of guys who are, you know, on the or they’re going to be leading after this year. They are probably the way they’re feeling at best the fourth best team in that division. They have a bunch of young talent they need to clear room for to get them everyday reps and all that. And that makes them right for a kind of a reshuffleling. And you know, the Rays don’t ever really like fully rebuild, but they certainly will trade guys at, you know, rather than lose them to free agency. And there are a couple guys here that fit that mold. And obviously, we’re talking about Yondi Diaz, Brandon Laauo. Uh, two guys that we’ve talked about a ton for the Mariners. And guess what? They still make sense for the Seattle Mariners. The Mariners do not have a second baseman. They do not have a DH right now. Heck, they don’t have a first baseman as things stand right now. a lot of, you know, interest in those two players and they’re both are on expiring contracts and they’re both both only making $11 million. Like they’re great values. They’re really good players. Yandi is a one of the most underrated hitters in all of baseball. Uh and he would fit in nicely either at first base if you miss out on Naylor, but even if you plan to resign Naylor, there’s your DH and a really good one at that. And Lao obviously again lots of power. Is he going to miss some time? Yeah, probably. But you can absorb his loss of time because you do have some depth in the middle infield uh particularly with Cole Young, Cole Emerson, yada yada. So, uh yeah, but there’s also guys like, you know, Josh Low, Low and Low, uh who’s pretty interesting. He’s kind of Don Kanzone, though, so maybe maybe not, but that’s an idea that got brought up to us a little while ago, and I I like it. It’s a fun name that we don’t talk about. And then obviously there’s Bullpin Arms. There’s uh Cole Sustler and Edwin Esada. um Garrett Clevenger, three guys that jump out right away. Uh those would all be massive helps to your bullpen. Way more swing and miss than you have uh right now, particularly with USA. Uh Pete Fairbanks would have been on this, but uh the Rays oddly declined his option instead of trading him. I don’t don’t understand that. Also my point to me that like yeah, the Rays are kind of rebuilding here a little bit. They’re going to get rid of all their guys who have one year left. That’s Yondi and that’s Lao. And the Rays are always willing to trade bullpin arms. Always. So, could they move, you know, sell high on Garrick Clevenger, who’s pretty close to left-handed Andreas Munoz? They might now do the Mars Garrett Cleger. Yeah. Do the Mars want to pay that cost? Probably not. But, uh, USA is a guy who misses a ton of bats. And the thing I like about USA is change up heavy guy. Different than what we have in the in the bullpen right now. A different look, uh, so to speak. So Tampa Bay again, just because you know them very well, they also have pieces that fit. They’re kind of going through this, you know, quasi rebuild, retooling. Um they have young players that they want to get playing time to that are currently blocked at first base, DH, second base. Like Aronda is going to be be the first baseman or the DH. They have Morgan who’s coming up uh through the system right now at first base. They have a ton of middle infielders they’re trying to get playing time for. Tampa just makes all the sense in the world. Uh, and they’re probably looking for prospects. And guess what? The Mariners have a lot of. So, uh, Tampa Bay makes a ton of sense. I will I I will die on the sale. Yanni Diaz needs to be a Seattle Mariner. So, here’s yet another example of how Fangraph’s war formula confuses me. We talk all the time about how they just they love strikeouts, specifically with relievers, right? Garrett Clevener 61 and a third innings pitch last year or this year 12.03 KS per nine.7 F4. He had a 235 erra. He had a 359 fip. He had a 264 walks per nine. And he did have a little bit of a home run issues. Say what’s the home run to fly ball. Van Graph’s formula, their war formula hates home runs given up by relievers more than they strikeouts. It’s 18.8%. So I guess that’s why nine home playing in ballpark. Yeah, nine home runs in in 61 innings though like that. I don’t know. Yeah, I find more I find more and more that I like BR better because I like the way they handle the defense on offensive players as well. And I feel like F4 is a little too reliant on strikeouts. Like outs are outs. Yeah. U now I’m not saying obviously you would prefer a strikeout over any other kind of out because there’s no damage, but like outs are outs and Clevenger is very good at getting outs. Uh I mean he has he also had a 91.6% left on base rate. Yeah. So again, it’s one of those things where he’s, you know, really good and I I think the league knows that he’s very good regardless of what Van Graph says. And I mean 7 F4 for a reliever is still pretty good. Um yeah, it’s just uh usually feels like he’s like a one and a half win guy. Like Munoz is like a one and a half win guy. Gabe Spy was like a one and a half win guy. The difference they didn’t give up home runs. But anyway you want to slice it. Tampa Bay once again a really good fit for the Marriers. Yeah. And oh by the way Tampa Bay’s biggest weakness catcher. Young or even good catching. Boy, if only the Mariners had a young top 100 type of prospect who catches also kind of athletic heavily connected to. Yes. Who’s also kind of an athletic freak that the Rays love to have in their system. Yeah. If only. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Uh I think I know what number one is. Do you tie the St. Louis Cardinals? The San Francisco Giant. No. Uh it is the Cardinals. Uh yeah, obviously uh you know, some honorable mentions here. San Diego. Uh San Francisco uh could be in in play here as well. Uh not for number one, just for the list in general. Uh but yeah, number one is is the Cardinals. Uh it they are a team that is definitely rebuilding. They are retooling this year. They’re willing to put seemingly everybody up on the trade block except for probably Mason Win, which might as well ask about, but just that’ll be a quick conversation. Um but you look at what they have to offer. It’s it’s guys that we’ve talked about a lot. Brendan Donovan, it’s uh Alec Burlson, Lars Nukebar, Sunny Gray. Maybe there’s a very specific scenario where that makes sense, but we know Jerry likes him, so that’s why I throw my list here. Uh then there’s guys in the bullpen like Riley O’Brien, Mariner legend, Jojo Romero, uh Matt Swanson. Like there are a lot of guys here. There’s young players who I mean you want to take a shot on like Nolan Gorman or Jordan Walker I guess that’s something you can do but uh you know and Nolan Areronado like no it’s just no no no no no no no no no I’ I’d rather just give the job to to Williamson if we’re being honest. So uh but yeah I mean there are a lot of players here and by the way they are a team that is rebuilding. They are a team that is going to want young prospects. surrogate team that’s going to want um you know they’re they’re not going to want to be in a long rebuild. So they’re going to want high floor prospects who are pretty close to the big leagues. Boy, if only the Mariners had like I don’t know Michael Aoyo or I don’t know Gerangelo Sanja uh or Laz Montes or you know pick a guy basically anybody but Felon Celeston and obviously not Emerson or Anderson. Uh I would trade Felon. I just don’t know if the Cardinals are going to be interested, just to clarify. But, uh, yeah, there’s just so much here. And Donovan really is like kind of the perfect fit. He’s a prototypical leadoff hitter, 360 on base. You can b you can basically bank on. He’s going to hit 280. You know, you can play multiple spots pretty well. Second base, third base in the outfield as well. Got a little bit of pop. Uh, he’s just basically been the same player for four years. And consistency is is great. Um, and you know, Burlson is is kind of a a poor man’s Josh Naylor. So, uh, yeah, there’s a couple guys right there. New bar, again, I’m not the biggest fan, eh, but he’s fine. He’s pretty good player. Yeah, that’s another like has to be a specific scenario in order for him to make sense, right? But again, the Cardinals, they have the right type of player. They have the uh they’re one of the few teams that is truly rebuilding and being vocal about rebuilding. Uh and they are a team that’s looking specifically for prospects and that’s what the Mariners have to offer more than anything else. So uh I do think the Cardinals just check pretty much every box. They have the players, they have the price tag that’s going to be good. Uh you have the uh a lot of dialogue between these two teams over the past uh couple of years. Uh so this feels like something that could move pretty quick. Well, that does it for Col’s list. So, now we’re going to switch gears and do the top five Maris commercials of all time. It’s coming your way in just a moment. But first, a reminder, this episode of the Lifetime Harris podcast is brought to you by FanDuel. 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For more information, go to patreon.com/controlzone. Link in the description. All right, so it’s my turn here on Top Five Tuesday. I spun the Ed Helms and got top five Mariners commercials. So, there are a ton of Mariners commercials and I watched almost all of them, maybe all of them today. I I don’t know. I went on YouTube. I found a playlist of them on the Maris channel. There was like 178 videos in there, but a lot of those were also like behind the scenes videos. So, I don’t know the exact count of Maris commercials. I know there are over a hundred though cuz there’s literally an uh a commercial where uh Buunner and Edgar talk about like, oh, it’s the hundth Mariners commercial. And then they go into an office and and it’s revealed that a monkey has been writing the commercials the whole time. Ah, so I have a ton of honorable mentions here. I hope that’s not one of them. No, it’s not. Uh, starting with starters. Uh, this one was released, I think, early this year. I don’t think it was 2024. I think it was this year. It was this year. Um, yeah. And so it’s um Logan is, you know, eating a sandwich, but he doesn’t finish it. Bryce Miller’s putting together a puzzle, but he doesn’t finish it. And then, you know, at the end of the uh at the end of the commercial, uh Mooney comes in and finishes Logan Sandwich. Uh Nelly’s Auto Gloss. That one’s pretty selfexplanatory, right? Uh do you remember the wise old buffalo vaguely? Yeah. It’s a buffalo. He’s like standing next to Brennan Ryan and Brennan’s like, “Hey, wise old buffalo.” And he’s like, “Hello, Brennan. Did you make those cookies for me?” And he’s like, “The ones that make you talk.” And he’s like, “Yeah, I left him in the dugout.” It’s Tom Wilhelmson like on a on a walkie-talkie talking to him. Uh, next big thing. You know what that one is? It sounds familiar, but it’s not jumping to mind. Uh, the mayor’s PR department pitches the hyphen to Ryan Roland Smith. Yeah. And the guy And the guy’s like, “Look, it’s a hyphen.” He shows him a t-shirt with a hyphen on it. He’s like, “It’s a hyphen.” He’s like, “Wait till you see what I did for Bartolo Cologne.” And it’s a jacket with a colon on it. Yeah. That’s a good one. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, Encore. Encore. No. Well, no. It’s a very famous one. Is it? Okay. Maybe I just don’t know the title then. Yeah. Uh, is it the No, I don’t think that one would be. What? Which one is it? It’s a Larry Fernandez. Oh, that’s Encore, huh? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I’ve never been as big of a fan of that one as other people, but it’s solid, but like Yeah. Honorable mention feels about right. Yeah. Arts and Crafty. Uh the crafty lefties in the bullpen. Yeah. Crafty lefties. Yeah. Yeah. Wayade LeBlanc Marco You say who put together like a perfect like T-Mobile Park replica model with a functioning roof. Yeah. Calling you say Kikuchi a crafty lefty was a bit of a stretch but like Yeah. I know. I remember that. That was a good one. That was good. Yeah. Uh what about Cloning Jr.? Is this the one where there’s like nine juniors on the like Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I I love My favorite My favorite part of that one is when he’s uh catching and he does the splits behind the plate. It’s great. Uh what about Lcreen? I don’t think so. Norm Charlton in his one year as the bullpen coach for the Bears gets rid of this crappy old LC screen that they had. Like it’s all beat to hell and he puts like Brandon Ryan is the new LC screen or whatever. He puts Adrian Beltree in front of him. That’s Yeah. Yeah, that’s pretty great. Yeah, that’s that’s a good one. Yeah, that’s clever. Okay. Uh what about Blinded? You know what Blinded was? Uh Jay Buunner takes off his hat and blinds the right field. Yeah. Yeah. It’s like old. Yeah, it’s classic. Uh, what about Sorry. It’s gonna be a lot. Yeah, it’s just called Sorry. Is it the one where Jack Sorenzic’s like, “Oh, I know that was painful.” No, no, that one is so tonedeaf. Yeah, that one sucks. That one sucks so much. I watched that one again. I was like, “Wow.” Imagine Imagine did that. A rare miss from Kevin and the gang. Yeah, that was Yikes. Uh, sorry is the one where Felix writes an apology letter to all of his strikeout victims. Strikeout victims. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And he’s like, I’m sure your family loves you or something like that. It’s really Yeah. That one. Uh, what about the wizard? Oh. Uh, yeah. A vague recollection of it. What uh what was the which one was it? Brenn and Ryan. No, no, no. Ichiro hits a fly ball to himself. Like he hits he hits a ball to the outfield, then he runs, grabs his glove, and then catches it. Catches it behind his back. Yeah. Yeah. Not all of these have to be funny. This one was just like that was just quintessential. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Probably did it all in one take, too. What What about nicknames? Um, this is another like Mariners like PR department like pitching an idea. Oh, okay. Are they just PR? Not not PR marketing marketing department. Is this just them pitching a bunch of names that end in Y? Yes. Yeah, it is. So, yeah. So, how original. Yeah, they’re talking to Randy W, which you know, you and I make fun of that all the time. how like so many players just get like nicknames that just it’s their name that just ends very hockey and baseball thing to do. It’s and so they’re like he’s this guy’s pitching nicknames to Randy W and he’s like what about like and he’s like what about Winnie the Pooh and all that and so Jeff Nelson, Shikoshi Hagawa and Mike Cameron are there and they’re and they’re like and Jeff Nelson is like Randy give this guy a chance. He’s He’s the genius that came up with Nelly and Cammy. And Shiggy and Cammy Cammy goes, “That’s right. And Shiggy.” It’s pretty great. Honestly, honestly, that that one’s like a bubble one for me. I almost put that in my top five. That’s uh that’s a meta analysis on like the the whole game of baseball. So, that’s good. Yeah. Um you you’ll you’ll know this one, the Double Play Twins. Really? You don’t remember this one? Batten Cord and Lopez. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They do everything together. They ride on a tandem bike. They made a whole song for it, right? Yeah. Yeah. Vaguely. Uh working the zone. This a Jamie Moyer one? No. Itch pitching from the outfield. Oh, from the outfield. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I didn’t know what that one was called. You’ll know this one. Big Richie. Yeah, sure. Big Richie. Richie. Yeah. He swam the Nile with a crocodile and he hits that ball a country mile. That’s right. He’s like, “As a matter of fact, I do.” All right. You have any more honorable mentions or can we get to the actual this the last last honorable mention? Look, I watched so many commercials today I had to mention all these. I’m sorry. Got some of these by the way, just let you know. Uh, meaningful moments. That one sounds more serious. No, no, no, it’s not. I don’t know by the name by the name, but it’s uh Griffy and Ira were talking out in the outfield. Oh, yeah. Where he put the glue on his chair. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Junior. Okay. Top five. That’s a classic. Okay. Okay. All right. What do you got? So, top five Maris commercials. After all those honorable mentions, number five, it’s called Where Does It Go? You know what that one is? No, not off the top of my head. It’s about Fernando Rodney’s arrow. Where Does it go? Oh, with Logan Morrison on the map. Logan Morrison. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that’s a good one. It’s like It’s It’s not real, man. It’s not a real arrow. Mhm. Yeah, bro. It is. Then it And then it hits the inflatable bouncy house. Yep. It’s great. And then the A’s fan drops to his knees. Rodney. Rodney. Yeah. Yeah. It’s great. Uh, number four, Radar Gun. I vaguely remember this. Is it the one where it’s like Jamie Mo like, “Oh, the gun won’t pick up anything under 70 or whatever.” Well, Jamie Moyer gets a radar gun from France, which puts everything in kilometers. So, he’s throw So, he’s throwing like 96 to to 99. And he goes, “Ooh la la.” Yeah, that’s that’s clever. Yeah, that’s a good one. That’s a great one. Uh, number three, Moose’s Nightmare. Uh, Lenny the Latte. It’s my favorite. Lenny the Latte. You got to stop eating nachos before bed. Yeah. It’s so good. It’s so good. Lenny the Latte. Uh, number two, Pitchcom, or as you call it, Calm Communicator. The Cal Communicator. Make it a thing, Kevin. That’s right. Giveaway. The Cal Municator. Yeah. Uh, it’s great. You guys know which one that one is. I mean, it’s the most popular one from the recent string of commercials they did. And then lastly, two of all time. Oh, wow. And then lastly, Edgar and the Rookies. Edgar and the Rookies. Come on. And you know this one. Gooey duck. I took my gooey duck to Puallup. Puallup. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I didn’t know that was the name of it, but yes. I’m very honestly very familiar with that one. Yeah. Yeah. That one is amazing. Yeah. No, I really like the PitchCom one. I I think it’s great. Now, maybe I’m just like because like this is the team that I cover and I love this team and it’s the current team and blah blah blah blah blah. It’s Cal and it’s Logan. But still like I I I think that commercial it’s great. It’s great. It’s a great commercial. It is. All right. Well, there you have it. That’s going to do it for our show. Thanks so much for joining us here on the Lockdown Mars podcast. Part of the Lockdown Podcast Network, your team every day. For Colobby Patnode, I’m Titan Gonzalez. Be sure to give us a follow on Twitter at l_mmers. You can follow me at Tiden Gonzalez and Colby at CPAD1. That’s CPAT11. We’re also on Blue Sky. You can follow me at TDG, Colby at MLB Colby and the show at Locked On Mariners. 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