Bryce Harper shows off the mustache only look 41 comments Looking like he’s got a lot of city miles and smokes two packs a day i bet he could launch a ball over them mountains What playing in Philly does to a mf FEAR OF GOD BASEBALL It’s not really a mustache only look though because he has the soul patch He looks like a pirate in this pic he looks like a loser who would sit on the couch drinking a bud and claim he could hit a ball 450 ft. except he can and does do that. the tapeworm from the raw milk getting the best of him if he pulled me over for speeding, there’s no doubt in my mind i wouldn’t be able to talk him out of giving me a ticket Bro kind of looks like Lil Kev from Sunny That’s the look of the United States’ starting 1st baseman right there That’s bruce hooper wtf why does he look like that though Yes. Looks like an HVAC tech that would 100% hook you up for just talking to him Bryce is your undershirt a size 400 That’s a meth addict The prick on a motorcycle your mom used to date Babe, the 2025 Bryce Harper offseason photo dropped. I legit didn’t recognize him. Jim Bob here drives 18 wheelers cross country. Starting to look like Aaron Rodgers Looks like Jason Mews in Zach and Miri Make a Porno Time flies man. I can remember reading stories about him when he was 16. He looks fucked How does the #1 pick from 2010 look like a third base coach from the 70s? He looks like a washed up action hero main character from an 80s B-list movie. “Deadly Doubleheader” For a world class athlete who also doesn’t drink or use other substances, he sure has aged like hell. MAHA, I guess He looks like he’s been rolled up hard and put away wet Anthony Kiedis x John Mayer nightmare Alright Frank Zappa Looks a bit like Anthony Kiedis Frank Zappa over here This guy estimated it would cost me $800-2000 to clear all the blackberry bushes from my back yard is he having an identity crisis after being told he may never be elite again Not one mention of The Righteous Gemstones Ngl he looks like Police Brutality Yeah right. Who is that really? Thats just my lawn guy  That man steals copper. Leave a ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.
in this pic he looks like a loser who would sit on the couch drinking a bud and claim he could hit a ball 450 ft. except he can and does do that.
if he pulled me over for speeding, there’s no doubt in my mind i wouldn’t be able to talk him out of giving me a ticket
For a world class athlete who also doesn’t drink or use other substances, he sure has aged like hell.
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Looking like he’s got a lot of city miles and smokes two packs a day
i bet he could launch a ball over them mountains
What playing in Philly does to a mf
FEAR OF GOD
BASEBALL
It’s not really a mustache only look though because he has the soul patch
He looks like a pirate
in this pic he looks like a loser who would sit on the couch drinking a bud and claim he could hit a ball 450 ft. except he can and does do that.
the tapeworm from the raw milk getting the best of him
if he pulled me over for speeding, there’s no doubt in my mind i wouldn’t be able to talk him out of giving me a ticket
Bro kind of looks like Lil Kev from Sunny
That’s the look of the United States’ starting 1st baseman right there
That’s bruce hooper wtf
why does he look like that though
Yes.
Looks like an HVAC tech that would 100% hook you up for just talking to him
Bryce is your undershirt a size 400
That’s a meth addict
The prick on a motorcycle your mom used to date
Babe, the 2025 Bryce Harper offseason photo dropped.
I legit didn’t recognize him. Jim Bob here drives 18 wheelers cross country.
Starting to look like Aaron Rodgers
Looks like Jason Mews in Zach and Miri Make a Porno
Time flies man.
I can remember reading stories about him when he was 16.
He looks fucked
How does the #1 pick from 2010 look like a third base coach from the 70s?
He looks like a washed up action hero main character from an 80s B-list movie.
“Deadly Doubleheader”
For a world class athlete who also doesn’t drink or use other substances, he sure has aged like hell.
MAHA, I guess
He looks like he’s been rolled up hard and put away wet
Anthony Kiedis x John Mayer nightmare
Alright Frank Zappa
Looks a bit like Anthony Kiedis
Frank Zappa over here
This guy estimated it would cost me $800-2000 to clear all the blackberry bushes from my back yard
is he having an identity crisis after being told he may never be elite again
Not one mention of The Righteous Gemstones
Ngl he looks like Police Brutality
Yeah right.
Who is that really?
Thats just my lawn guy
That man steals copper.