I’M IN LOVE WITH THE DON: 41 PTS 9 REB 6 AST 1 STL 2 BLK

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  1. Just like Curry with GSW I always watched Mavs games cause of Luka

    Still insane to me that he is in a Laker jersey

  2. Too fat? Too loud? Too Slovenian? Hmmm….

    F all the haters. LFG Luka. Show them your Greek and Latin.

  3. I’m not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Luka Doncic. We won’t ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I’ll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Luka. I won’t be able to climax and I’ll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other’s eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he’ll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.

  4. My sister keeps telling I keep talking about how good Luka is. She said just marry him. I would be gay for Luka.

  5. How awesome would this be if when lebron retires, Giannis teams up with Luka and Austin 🤯

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