“Nothing matters. Nobody cares. We’re all going to die.”

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1. Legend. Straightup.

2. Synecdoche

3. Words to live by! 😆

4. Another example of a goalie being a perfectly normal human being and not weird at all.

5. I like this kid and he’s played very well when he has gotten a chance. Happy to see him get the W. Definitely deserves more starts especially in a lost season like this one, pointless to burn out Wolf playing him 70+ games.

6. He’s made this quote before and it never gets any less awesome (or true).

7. Hey man, you’re the #1 goalie in the league–don’t be giving away your secrets for free! 

8. https://preview.redd.it/a6a3qtm6vf2g1.jpeg?width=1527&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb01dd4f0662dc5d853c9586ba25e4e01b1401e8

9. Keep this guy around. Wolf Cooley tandem will save lives.

10. Didn’t he say this years ago as well?

11. Man is mainlining Nihilism

12. Wasn’t there another goalie who had this plan a few years ago and he cracked?? I think it’s better if your like Miikka and don’t have to try this hard to stay chill.

13. Okay I properly love him now. That’s it settled.

14. Just showed this to my goalie kid and he was like “whoa. I wish I’d seen that before” which illustrates the point (I’d already known) that they are all indeed like this

15. https://i.redd.it/7wfp0o5r0g2g1.gif

16. I find this incredibly reassuring and inspiring.

17. https://preview.redd.it/ohys46sy2g2g1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a6a2d093a2a25911fade496f5c5b19c404e48d7

    Type shit

18. Absolute Unit right there.

19. We’re ALL going to die??!
    Thanks for spoiling the ending for me!

20. 😭😭😭😭 bro is so done