If the puck was food

Something shaped like a puck. Probably a nice ribeye. Medium rare charred. Like a frozen steak, like a fililet. I feel like it’s got the shape a little bit like a 4 oz or something like that. You could probably snap around. Tenderloin. I don’t like fat on my steak. Probably don’t. You want something that’s shaped like a puck still. Be weird to be shooting a carrot. Probably like a cheeseburger, hamburger, probably the most similar to hockey puck. Maybe like a dried up muffin or something. Maybe like a frozen bagel. Can of tuna. Why don’t we just switch it up and do like an orange? Make it a ball. Do it for a ball for a day. Do you know what the earliest versions of a hockey puck is? No. Cow. Cow manure. Cow pie.

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