ChatGPT ass apology

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  1. Notice that he doesn’t apologize to Jalen Ramsey. This reads like something that his agent and the Bengals suggested he do rather than something genuine. 

  2. I was expecting there to be a drive to deep left field by Nick Castellanos in the middle of this

  3. I take full responsibility for getting caught and lying about it.

    Another classless player on a classless organization

  4. See, all it takes is an agent, AI text composition, and millions of dollars to get an apology a week later. /s

  5. Someone needs to tell him that each sentence is not supposed to be its own paragraph. But then you’d probably have to explain what a paragraph is, and thats going to get exhausting.

  6. I would venture to say he has no idea what’s even written in this so-called apology! It is sure obvious he didn’t write it

  7. It’s should be pretty fun trying to get him to break after he promised he wouldn’t crash out again.

  8. If this was his first action after being caught, that might mean something. However, he still tried to deny that he did it on purpose and was gaslighting people. Now the apology is only coming after he got caught and punished and is feeling the backlash of his actions. At that point, an apology is always going to look and feel insincere. Someone with good character would have immediately taken responsibility for a poor action in the midst of a heated moment regardless of the consequences. However, he thought he could get out of the consequences by lying, and it didn’t work. Classic “sorry I got caught” apology.

  9. Forced apology. He lost all respect when he lied when confronted. The only reason he is apologizing is because he got caught.

  10. But he said he didn’t spit on Jalen.. doubled down even. Now we are suppose to believe this “apology”?

  11. When your atonement is as loud as your disrespect, all you can do is live by the higher standards you claim to hold yourself to and give the offended the space to move accordingly, either with you or around you.

    As for him waiting until this week instead of last Sunday night/Monday morning—the hardheaded always gotta feel it to believe it.

    Ramsey is the only one that it’s on to accept this apology, and he’s under no obligation to do so. Next time they’re on the field together we’ll see how far this apology goes.

    I like Chase. Liked him at LSU too. We all have bad moments. We’re human.

    Real rap I fully believe that man on man Jalen would beat the brakes off his ass 9.5 times outta 10, but that ain’t the kind of closure that we’ll ever get see. Also if Jalen don’t want that kind of closure then it is what it is and may he get the closure he needs since he’s the offended party.

  12. Maybe address JR. Lawyer wrote all that and didn’t think of that part? Makes me think he wrote it himself with chat GPT. Said sorry to everyone but him. 😂

  13. I hate apologies that don’t include what you are sorry FOR.

    Spitting?

    Lying?

    Getting suspended?

    Getting the other guy tossed from the game?

    Looking bad?

    If you can’t even SAY it you’re not taking ‘full responsibility’ for it.

    It’s always going to be ‘that thing that happened with Pittsburgh’ not ‘that time I spit on Ramsey, got him ejected, laughed in his face about it, and blatantly lied about it’. 

    Role model goals!!

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