How do you all think Smoothie would fit in to our defense?
November 25, 2025
How do you all think Smoothie would fit in to our defense?
32 comments
I feel bad for Rascal. I am sure he/she expected to go #1. And Mommy dropped to 12, 3 spots after Smoothie???? Ouch.
The stuffed animal can probably tackle better than half the team
Solid list, better than anything coming off of Tobin’s desk. I believe that many of the players coming from Wicked attended Shiz University. A+ content
The Target is a real space eater up front.
Guarantee a stuffed animal can tackle better than Barrett Carter
Olaf’s going to struggle in Phoenix…
We get Target in round 2! You could add a literal building to the D line.
Smoothie seems soft, which unfortunately fits in well with this defense. I’m sure smoothie will hold out for more garuantees and instead of coming into camp ready to work, they will come in extra stuffed and out of shape.
Has just written all over it.
I love Target clogging up the middle.
Us getting the entire Target department store franchise in the 2nd round is the steal of the draft. Might be hard to afford a second contract though.
Bengals reaching as usual
Already an upgrade imo
Target is a steal in the second round
I’m more excited about Target, Store, Grocery Store. Should be a pretty solid Offensive Guard.
Bengals really do not need another Target, smh
Legendary
Personally I can’t wait to bust the Stealers balloon next year with their 2nd pick. FTS!!!!
I would gladly exchange last years picks for two smoothies and a stuffed animal.
I hear that Smoothie is an animal up front!
You hear about defenses bringing the whole house? Try a Target grocery store, baby!
All we have to do is figure out a way around a few labor laws and this team would be stacked.
can he play secondary? if so i’m happy with our draft. ontop of that we draft the target store for our O-line to protect joe burrow? might actually be the first draft the bengals look competent in.
Tinker Bell to the Ravens might have us fucked. Her agility and nimbleness tied with Henry will be a crazy backfield
Picture a healthy Burrow throwing to a literal target. He’ll be unstoppable!
Sometimes I think Geno Stone is a stuffed animal with how hard he tackles so can’t be worse
I think Smoothie will look good with his pre game fits, and that’s it he’s all shimmer no shine, but Target will actually be a pretty solid pick at S
Might as well make her the gm of the Jets. At this point she would do a better job than most of their gms.
Smooth hips, good bend and a big body. Love it
Great defender. Moves well in space. Physical at the line and in tackling. Needs to work on transition from backpedaling to chasing. Quick off the snap. Smart. E we could do worse.
I’ll feel bad when I have to start hating Shimmer just because she went to the Steelers
Have to trade up for Rascal
Mommy going to the vikings checks out.
Finally the Ravens screw up a 1st round pick.
you guys made a terrible mistake Bears are picking 32nd
Typical. We take Smoothie while Harry Potter, Santa, and Lego Batman go later in the round.
32 comments
I feel bad for Rascal. I am sure he/she expected to go #1. And Mommy dropped to 12, 3 spots after Smoothie???? Ouch.
The stuffed animal can probably tackle better than half the team
Solid list, better than anything coming off of Tobin’s desk. I believe that many of the players coming from Wicked attended Shiz University. A+ content
The Target is a real space eater up front.
Guarantee a stuffed animal can tackle better than Barrett Carter
Olaf’s going to struggle in Phoenix…
We get Target in round 2! You could add a literal building to the D line.
Smoothie seems soft, which unfortunately fits in well with this defense. I’m sure smoothie will hold out for more garuantees and instead of coming into camp ready to work, they will come in extra stuffed and out of shape.
Has just written all over it.
I love Target clogging up the middle.
Us getting the entire Target department store franchise in the 2nd round is the steal of the draft. Might be hard to afford a second contract though.
Bengals reaching as usual
Already an upgrade imo
Target is a steal in the second round
I’m more excited about Target, Store, Grocery Store. Should be a pretty solid Offensive Guard.
Bengals really do not need another Target, smh
Legendary
Personally I can’t wait to bust the Stealers balloon next year with their 2nd pick. FTS!!!!
I would gladly exchange last years picks for two smoothies and a stuffed animal.
I hear that Smoothie is an animal up front!
You hear about defenses bringing the whole house? Try a Target grocery store, baby!
All we have to do is figure out a way around a few labor laws and this team would be stacked.
can he play secondary? if so i’m happy with our draft. ontop of that we draft the target store for our O-line to protect joe burrow? might actually be the first draft the bengals look competent in.
Tinker Bell to the Ravens might have us fucked. Her agility and nimbleness tied with Henry will be a crazy backfield
Picture a healthy Burrow throwing to a literal target. He’ll be unstoppable!
Sometimes I think Geno Stone is a stuffed animal with how hard he tackles so can’t be worse
I think Smoothie will look good with his pre game fits, and that’s it he’s all shimmer no shine, but Target will actually be a pretty solid pick at S
Might as well make her the gm of the Jets. At this point she would do a better job than most of their gms.
Smooth hips, good bend and a big body. Love it
Great defender. Moves well in space. Physical at the line and in tackling. Needs to work on transition from backpedaling to chasing. Quick off the snap. Smart. E we could do worse.
I’ll feel bad when I have to start hating Shimmer just because she went to the Steelers
Have to trade up for Rascal
Mommy going to the vikings checks out.
Finally the Ravens screw up a 1st round pick.
you guys made a terrible mistake Bears are picking 32nd
Typical. We take Smoothie while Harry Potter, Santa, and Lego Batman go later in the round.