Alright boys… the first domino has fallen. I TOLD everyone last week we’ve got them right where we want them. Playoffs are officially back on the table.

We’re sitting at 3–8, staring down the best fuckin Super Bowl run in NFL history…

We still have to win out to finish 9–8 thats the easiest part

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RAVENS (now 6–6)

Our friends in Kentucky did their part last night.

Remaining schedule: Patriots, Packers, Bengals (again), Steelers

Here’s how this shakes out:
• They best Bengals in two weeks
• They split with the Steelers
• Lose to the Packers
• Lose to the Patriots but still finish 8–9 overall with the losses stacking up

They drop to 8–9. Or Bengals beat them again and are 7-10.

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STEELERS

Remaining schedule: Dolphins, Lions, Bills, Browns, Ravens (x2)

Prediction still stands:
• Split with Baltimore
• Beat the Dolphins
• Lose to Lions + Bills+ we kick their ass.

They also finish 8–9.

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BENGALS

Burrow won’t be able to help beat our defense.

They’ll help us by nuking Baltimore again, maybe stealing another game or two…
But they’re not a threat to pass us if we win out.

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AFC NORTH AFTER THE SMOKE CLEARS:
• Browns: 9–8
• Ravens: 8–9
• Steelers: 8–9
• Bengals: Idc

And that’s how the Cleveland Browns walk right into the playoffs and win the whole damn Division.

Sanders takes us to the promise land. BELIEVELAND

Browns to the playoffs. Let’s fuckin go. ⌚️

15 comments

  5. Fellas, we had a .06% chance of the playoffs, it’s now 8%. Sanders needs our energy now:

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  8. Strong “my wife has a husband who’s forklift certified. DO NOT FUCK WITH ME” shitty facebook t-shirt vibes.

  15. If we win this week I’ll join you in full delusion but I’ll only be partially delusional this week. The people yearn for Shedeur vs Burrow in prime time week 18 for the division

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