Cowboys might be playing Lions at the right time as calls for Hurts to be benched

Hey, buddy. Man, I thank you, brother. Let’s go to No Limit. Get back to the Eagles fans who are all fired up. Let’s go to No Limit. He’s not happy. No limit. You can hear me. Set some parameters for you, bro. You can hear wait before you get into the parameters. Can you hear me when I say this? I can hear you. I can hear. [ __ ] you. Mark Holmes. That’s all I’m going to say. Go ahead, bro. I love Mark Holmes. And I I love him, too. He a great podcaster. No limit. Last week we joined. Well, hello good people. Mark Holmes here. And as always, I want to say thank you all for watching, commenting, subscribing, and being part of the Jou Sports Report. Without you guys, as well as you ladies, you know that this literally does not work. Hope you all are having a great day. Um, Eagle fans are having a hard time coping. They’re having a hard time coping right now. And the way that they are going after Jaylen Herz, it’s not even funny. Um, before I get into a little bit of that, uh, here, uh, my apologies. I did not do my live stream last night. Had my niece and nephew and things and I had to get back down here, um, today because we got to take care of the plants and everything else that are here. And next week the and I I kind of screwed the pooch. I kind of messed up because um with my Samsung phone, my Google phone, it ends up like doing albums, you know, just randomly. I guess AI is in my phone doing this thing. And what popped in a few days ago was a video of me and my wife of just basic pitch and stuff that they put together. And I was like, “This is great.” Because these are pics that are from, you know, uh probably seven, eight years or so. And I posted it on Facebook and I said 60 cuz I’m already 60. She’ll be 60 next Friday. I said 60 never looks so good. Well, actually it looks not it it has looked this it’s looked a lot better actually. At least on this half. My wife on the other hand, she don’t look 60. Be that as it may, it um I posted that and so everybody thinks, “Oh my god, happy birthday Tracy.” So it’s actually a little premature. But we’re going to go ahead. Everybody always tells me I work too much. I need to slow down like Momo always says, slow down. Uh although today’s been holy hell cuz I thought I’d be here in time for my regular live stream, but I wasn’t because my truck the water pump in my truck died on the interstate and it was like 55 miles to my house or it was like 100 miles to here. So, we had to wait around for about an hour and a half to get the tow truck there so they could tow it. And they actually towed it to the wrong gas station. So Mike’s out looking for my truck now, but I finally got here and we got unpacked. But we didn’t get here in time to do the live stream. It’s already 8:00 and I don’t want to take on, you know, smash somebody else’s time that does stuff. But we’ll be here all day tomorrow starting at 1:00 and I can do some of the other things. And I I got to tell you, um, fiddle leaves. Any of y’all have fiddle leaves plants? My wife has had several fiddle leaf plants and it’s one of those plants that that literally they just come in and they just slowly die just like the leaves are so heavy when they fall it’s like you hear them. And we’ve gone through and we’ve had some beautiful ones and we just have not been able to take care of them. So there was Home Depot had some that were on sale that were smaller ones and I said I’m going to take you know it was like $10 a piece. I said, “I’m going to try them.” And I think we got them about 2 months ago and they probably lost two or three leaves on them cuz they’re big leaves and things. And I’ve been trying something different. And I’ve been putting them in a bucket of water for about a half hour or so and letting the roots absorb the water and then don’t water it for about a week and a half and because I think we’d been overwatering them and we’ve been gone for a week and we came back and oh my god, oh my god, I have a new leaf on the fiddle leaf on one and another one that looks like it’s beginning to start. But sh I don’t want to jinx it. So so far so good. But uh again apologize to channel members that we didn’t have that stream. But again you can join tomorrow for our live stream while be watching games. Now now here’s the things um that that are kind of falling the Cowboys way right now. Um the center that the Lion signed, God, I I I had it on the tip of my tongue and I forgot. Um turns out he’s got a shredded hamstring and he can’t play cuz they were looking for him to be able to come around and, you know, help blister the offensive line, which has been beat up. That didn’t happen. He’s done. And here’s an interesting one here. Um Aiden Hutchinson, who you know he’s on all kinds of commercials and stuff, you know, coming back from a catastrophic injury last year. Um against the Packers, Aiden Hutchinson had a rush grade of a 56.5 against the Packers, his lowest of any game since week 12 of 22. So he’s not playing well right now. And then there’s Ammon St. Brown who’s twisted his ankle and looks like he’s going to be out for 1 to 3 weeks or so. So, more than likely he’s not going to play against the Cowboy or if he does, he’s not the same guy. So, you may be playing the Lions. But Dan Campbell, you know, Dan Campbell, you know, here at Detroit Lion, we uh we don’t punt. We we we don’t punt. It’s fourth down. We only know one way to go and that’s straight ahead. We’re going to go for it on fourth down. We don’t care if we’re in our own territory. We don’t know if we’re in field goal range, whatever. We’re going to go for it because we’re going to knock your teaccaps off and we’re going to be coming after you. We’ll never give up. And if it ends up being that we lose that way because of the bonehead calls I make, so be it. Cuz we are from Detroit and that’s our attitude. Never give in, never give up, and never kick the damn football. Yeah, we got those guys. But um and we’ll get we got plenty of time to get to my Cowboys and stuff, too. The Eagles, oh my god, they’re eating their young right now. They are going off. You see the clip from last night, you know, after I came on, my man was basically, “F you, Mark Holmes. I got, you know, Eagle fans.” And and I didn’t mean to scare people. I’m sorry. That was clickbait when I said my channel might not recover. might not recover because I I’m realizing when I do my live streams and the Cowboys are losing, man, my numbers look incredible. And I’m like, how is it that my numbers are so good and we’re losing? Because it’s all the Eagle fans coming in there to get their pound of flesh. But then the Cowboys start winning, they disappear like cockroaches. And then you know what appears? Eagle fans exit and then this slimy son of a [ __ ] comes out from under the rock. Skip Balis, my Dallas Cowboys. Shut up, Skip. Don’t nobody want to hear your [ __ ] cuz you ain’t a real one. If you ain’t here taking the fight to the enemy like I do every day, don’t come in here for the good times. Fair weather, batch. So, they are going deep on Jaylen Herz. Now, Jaylen Herz, you know, I’ve been saying all along, you remember when uh I’m trying to remember what what lady that was that was talking about, they said, “Well, Dak Prescott, you know, he needs a number two wide receiver in a running game.” And she said, “Yeah, Dak Prescott, he needs those guys to be successful cuz he can’t elevate people.” No, you need those guys to be successful in the NFL. You got to have a running game. You got to have offensive lineman. You got to have guys that can catch the damn ball. If everybody was catching the ball the way CD Lamb is dropping them, I don’t care who the quarterback is. If all your receivers had three or four drops a game, it don’t matter how good the quarter, you know, the quarterback, what’s he going to do? Throw the ball to himself and catch it, too. So, of course, they need it. And what’s clearly evident is as much as see I’m old enough to remember when everybody was talking about how Jaylen Herz is so much better than Dak Prescott. He’s the ultimate weapon. He’s the ultimate team leader. He’s so great. Well, you’re finding out that other people playing matter. Offensive line not that good. And it’s like when I said things about my offensive line not being good, when we were getting guys that you casted off like Jason Peters who could only play like 22 plays a game. When we had like Joe Looney and Bottis there that literally were getting picked up and dropped in the back field in Dak Prescott’s lap. When we uh literally had a turn style of offensive linemen of guys you’ve never even heard of. when we were throwing out wide receivers that should be the fifth option that were our number two wide receivers, all y’all said was Dak Sucks. Now, I’m going to ask you. I’m going to ask you because we had no names, nobody’s, has been, never was, and guys that should have been in the NFL playing with Dak. right now as we speak. Only person I can see that’s missing right now on the offense is uh Lane. Am I right? Don’t you have Devonte Smith? Don’t you have Dallas Goddard? Don’t you have Saquon Barkley? Don’t you have AC Brown? Hell, we never had that kind of talent out there. Yet somehow the bus driver is crashing the bus and Eagle fans are having a hard way dealing with it. I think the Philadelphia Eagles finally completed the success of their failure looking exactly like 2023 all over again. how they got into this pattern yet again and literally went into a season off a Super Bowl and this was actually [ __ ] passed on. This was actually [ __ ] allowed to happen again. If the ownership doesn’t give a [ __ ] and the [ __ ] coaches don’t give a [ __ ] why should I give a [ __ ] Why should the fan base even care at this point? Sometimes I just had this little tiny bit of hope within my soul that maybe just a little tiny bit would change. And you know, after I watch a first series offensively from this [ __ ] offense, oh my [ __ ] god, I want to puke everywhere. Nobody believes in this scheme that Nick Serriani is forcing upon his [ __ ] players. I’m seeing Patulo on the sideline like doing this like uh uh I don’t know what to call. How the [ __ ] did ownership put the Eagles in this situation? Couldn’t this head coach be on the hot seat right now? I mean, I don’t give a [ __ ] about Super Bowls. I don’t give a [ __ ] what he won. I don’t care what his regular season [ __ ] win loss percentage is. I don’t care. This is a year-to-year league and whatever ownership is giving you max [ __ ] ownership of the decisions that are being put into the hiring process. I love it. This is such a big [ __ ] problem. And guess what? The same [ __ ] is happening over and over and over every single year. Another game where the defense literally kept you in. How many more games does this def this defense have to bail you out? Seriously, they didn’t. I mean 10 games I think 281. The defense has bailed this offense out time and time again. Eagles actually start off running in this game which really wasn’t that bad where they ran a couple times with Saquon. He had a couple five yard gains each. That’s awesome. Throw a first down to AJ Brown. Awesome. Just continue running the [ __ ] ball because it’s working. And yet because of your adjustments being so [ __ ] you look like a high school team out there because that’s how low they are right now. They revert back to throwing three [ __ ] times. You had what 83 yds of offense for the first half of this game. And when you finally have a play that’s open on that Devonte Smith slant that was thrown way too early by Jaylen Herz. Now the quarterback has a problem. Now the quarterback has an issue and now he looks flustered and he looks mentally [ __ ] out of it. You saw what Herd said this past week. You saw have a nice

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24 comments
  1. Mark don’t cry when cowboys lose I will be ruthless . I like Gametime he don’t like to rub it on but you mark you love to rub it in . From now on I will rub it in when Dallas lose everyone now but don’t cry mark like a baby

  2. Hahahahahahahaha, they are really calling for Jalen Hurtz to be benched? Please, oh please, let it happen so they can give us the division for free. From Super Bowl MVP prodigy to hit the bench boss lmao. The only thing that could be better is if they shove a broom up his ass again during practice. Christmas came early.

  3. Their qb Hurts won a super bowl mvp and Super Bowl, our qb Dak is 2-5 in the playoffs. Eagles fans will be fine and us cowboys fans will continue to have an overpaid qb.

  4. Eagle fans are crap. However, the Cowboys have many fair-weather fans as well. You just aren't hearing all the Dak haters now that he is playing lights out. Fair-weather fans are the worst. Many times, I have wished the Cowboys' fair-weather fans would just go root for the damn eagles. I have been a Cowboys fan for sixty years, and I have never turned on my team or our players. TRUE BLUE, BABY!
    CRY eagle fans CRY

  5. eagles will beat the chargers and raiders and Lion's will help the eagles out on Thursday night Lions will beat the cowboys and yes lions will go for it on the Dallas cowboys defense and lions are much better than chiefs and really the playoffs picture is locked right now 49ers are not losing any games any time soon and Seattle Seahawks bears green Bay Packers and eagles the playoff picture is good right now and cowboys still got to play the lions Vikings chargers AFC team and chargers will beat the cowboys to keep their playoff hopes alive and probably Washington commanders and new York Giants in New York probably will be snowing at the end of season in New York and giants will win against the cowboys and eagles will win their division again and if the lions beat the cowboys on Thursday night football eagles fans will be happy and I hope that the eagles can beat the chargers and eagles still have to play Washington commanders no Jayden Daniels and eagles have the buffalo bills and Washington commanders at the end of the year and they will come back and win the NFC East division again and cowboys can't get in because too many good teams ahead of them right now and if cowboy fans think the 49ers will loose all their games they must be joking around and being very funny and remember 49ers beat the cowboys in the NFC divisional round 2 years ago and 49ers back in 1984 Joe Montana throw a touchdown pass to Clark to beat the cowboys in the NFC championship game 41 years ago and 49ers will beat the browns and I can say the NFC West is much better division and people forgot the rams and Lions will beat the Rams in two weeks before their bye week and eagles will come back and win and next week for the eagles win no more excuses and for the cowboys yes they beat the raiders eagles and chiefs but remember the cowboys already lost to the eagles bears panthers broncos and Cardinals on Monday night football three weeks ago and really that was a very important game for the cowboys and that tie with green Bay Packers and still that could hurt the cowboys playoff chances and remember bear's beat everyone in the NFC East is a sweep for the bear's and they also beat the cowboys bear's have the tie breaker over the cowboys and the Panthers beat them also and panthers will beat the Rams in be in second in the hunt for a wildcard spot and the lions want the 49ers to loose all their games but that's not going to happen and the same for the cowboys not in less they win the division and that not going to happen eagles will still win the NFC East division again they just need two more wins to win the division and cowboys would be out anyway along with the Panthers and lions and other teams in the NFC .

  6. Skip is a good watch he’s real and honest he has a different perspective that can be controversial at times but I do agree with him a lot of times. All of us have been frustrated with cowboys if you’ve been a fan for any length of time. Skip is a real fan that gets emotional when shit goes south just like the rest of us do. lol

  7. Mark 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 dude your impression of Dan Campbell the lions coach was EPIC lol i can’t stop laughing. Anyone who sees this please comment because mark needs to know how good he is at doing impressions, So funny 😂

  8. Hurts is far more than a bus driver. He's a dynamic athlete. Cooper Rush is a bus driver. Like Lamar, he is not an NFL QB as far as the ability to stand in the pocket, read a defense and deliver the ball into tight windows. He needs a dominate run game, to have the resources committed to stopping him and the RB. This creates wide open receivers that he can throw the ball too. This is not a coordinator issue for the Eagles, its a diminished O'line and Saquon issue. The media is constantly telling us that Hurts and Lamar are great throwing QBs that is just a lie, I think with some racist non sense attached to it because they are black QBs. Just to knock racism out of it, I think Bo Nix might be the same type of QB. Those QBs can win a lot of games, MVPs and SB's obviously. They are just a modern breed of QB but for it to work, they cant have a good run game, they have to have an elite run game.

  9. QUESTION:

    LEGITIMATE QUESTION:

    WHY the F**K do YOU – and YOUR MINIONS – "CONSTANTLY" seem to want BAD / NEGATIVE things ro happen to opposing teams, so the Cowboys can seemingly get "CHEAP" VICTORIES?
    Then YOU – and YOUR MINIONS – turn around and are "CONSTANTLY" acting like the Cowboys – and Dak, in particular, are "IT!"

    "IF" the Cowboys / Dak was REALLY, REALLY "IT", WHY would "THEY" / "HE" NEEDS players from the opposing team to be "HURT", and / or "NOT" PLAYING "GOOD" / "GREAT", etc?

    WHY CAN'T THEY / HE JUST "BEAT TEAMS" – "STRAIGHT UP", with all the teams "KEY" players playing, etc?

    WHY?

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