Get it… it’s because we haven’t won a Stanley Cup since 1967
When folks call me out for being a Leafs fan, I remind them they keep rooting for the Detroit Lions (I live in metro Detroit).
Shuts them up quick.
I’m going on 45 years of being a Leafs fan and a Browns fan. Boo this woman!
Her dating pool is open to a lot more than just Leafs fans as long as she’s dating anyone under 35ish years old, who’s a fan of any Canadian NHL team. They also only experience being let down year after year.
So wait, she’s saying that she herself is a huge letdown, year after year, like The Leafs. Alright, good to know.
Is this really all it takes to do stand-up? Just regurgitate tired old crap from the comments section?
I’ll give it a go at an open-mic night if this is how low the quality bar is.
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The dead horse would like a word.
Definitely came up with that herself
It’s an old joke but a good one.
-my wife
Smart move. She does seem like a let down.
Get it… it’s because we haven’t won a Stanley Cup since 1967
When folks call me out for being a Leafs fan, I remind them they keep rooting for the Detroit Lions (I live in metro Detroit).
Shuts them up quick.
I’m going on 45 years of being a Leafs fan and a Browns fan. Boo this woman!
Her dating pool is open to a lot more than just Leafs fans as long as she’s dating anyone under 35ish years old, who’s a fan of any Canadian NHL team. They also only experience being let down year after year.
So wait, she’s saying that she herself is a huge letdown, year after year, like The Leafs. Alright, good to know.
Is this really all it takes to do stand-up? Just regurgitate tired old crap from the comments section?
I’ll give it a go at an open-mic night if this is how low the quality bar is.